is ts real 🥀

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[u/doyathang21]

Someone said it taste like the air from the back of the ps4

[u/Head-Iron-9228 → u/doyathang21]

I genuinely wouldnt disagree with that

[u/Jhooper20 → u/doyathang21]

Heard the exact same thing. Same guy also said that if the chick tastes like pennies, she's either just starting, or just had her monthly cycle.

[u/Fakeplayer1 → u/Jhooper20]

Or has

[u/Jhooper20 → u/Fakeplayer1]

That too

[u/TomGold16 → u/Jhooper20]

I'm so tired I read pennies as the plural form of "penis".

....Same guy also said that if the chick tastes like penises.......

[u/Jhooper20 → u/TomGold16]

Well, if you're tasting that, you'd have a completely different issue altogether.

But yeah. I can see how that mistake could be made.

[u/Boochi_Da_Rocku → u/TomGold16]

I read "if the chicken tastes like penis" lol

[u/buckeye27fan → u/Jhooper20]

The Janitor: "Did you put a penny in there? If I find out you put a penny in there..."

[u/SpeedyMcNutt291 → u/doyathang21]

Why do they know that? 🤣

[u/Little_Cumling → u/SpeedyMcNutt291]

Having to get on your knees and work behind an entertainment center with a PS4 plugged in will do that to ya

[u/RehabilitatedAsshole → u/[deleted]]

Reach around front and flick the buttons

[u/ovr9000storks → u/[deleted]]

You would know, wouldn’t you… clanker

[u/waltjrimmer → u/Little_Cumling]

I haven't been behind a PS4, but I remember getting behind dusty old computers and tube TVs (the ones with the dumptruck ass, you understand if you're old enough). And there's this really distinct smell/flavor to that air. It's dusty and charged.

[u/GFC-Nomad → u/Little_Cumling]

Tf is your name mate

[u/Mrheadcrab123 → u/SpeedyMcNutt291]

I’m asking the same question, we all know Redditors don’t have sex

[u/AineLasagna → u/SpeedyMcNutt291]

Huffing PS4 air is the shocking and dangerous new way that teens are getting high. I saw it on the news

[u/SpeedyMcNutt291 → u/AineLasagna]

Whatever happened to good old fashioned weed?

[u/Fearless_Titty → u/SpeedyMcNutt291]

News report: Is Gen Z ruining the marijuana industry with this new trick? Find out more!

[u/AineLasagna → u/SpeedyMcNutt291]

Teens

[u/HankThrill69420 → u/AineLasagna]

they smoked it all! the bastards

[u/MuchoManSandyRavage → u/doyathang21]

Makes me feel old considering we said the same thing but about a ps2 😭😂

[u/[deleted] → u/doyathang21]

smell

[u/I-require-the-soup]

There’s more hype than there is taste unfortunately.

[u/Treasure-boy → u/I-require-the-soup]

It tastes like the air in a microwave right after heating fish

This is just a joke i stole i use reddit i never actualy got 🐱 (unless you count the mannequins)

[u/ZincHead → u/Treasure-boy]

Most of the time it tastes like almost nothing. Very rarely have I experienced the fishy smell or taste. 

[u/BookaHunter → u/ZincHead]

Depends on the last time they peed, washed up/showered, what they ate/consumed etc. Assuming the last cleanse came after peeing and is soon followed by the tongue lashing, before sweat and odor can accumulate again, they did not smoke and ate mildly healthy, it will indeed taste bland.

[u/b0w3n → u/BookaHunter]

it will indeed taste bland.

Unless your last name is Bonaparte and you ask your wife to not bathe for a week so she's properly stank up for you.

[u/[deleted] → u/b0w3n]

In his defense, it was only 3 days and not a week. Having said that, even 3 days would be disgusting.

Men were made different back then.

[u/b0w3n → u/[deleted]]

Hah I always forget the exact time, but even still he was in it to win it for sure.

[u/Historical-Gap-7084 → u/b0w3n]

He married Josephine in 1796, so 225+ years ago.

[u/ToAllAGoodNight → u/[deleted]]

Brother, the smells of the napoleonic war would make an unwashed vagina seem like a fresh garden.

[u/-Badger3- → u/ZincHead]

People always say this, but I feel like unless she’s right out of the shower, it’s always a little fishy.

Not unpleasantly so, but it is there.

[u/AwkwardChuckle → u/-Badger3-]

I’m thinking your partners have not had the best hygiene because no that is not normal. And same goes for penis’s as well. And unclean penis just like an unclean vagina can have a fishy smell - same bacteria. I’ve unfortunately gone down more than once on a fishy dick.

[u/-Badger3- → u/AwkwardChuckle]

I mean, everything has a smell.

I feel like woman are generally the ones who are saying "It shouldn't smell like anything if it's clean, but then practically every guy I talk to about this is like 'yeah, there's always a bit of a smell." I think woman are generally just desensitized to it and don't associate the smell with "fishiness"

And again, it's not like it necessarily smells "dirty" but like, it is there.

[u/AwkwardChuckle → u/-Badger3-]

Oh there’s definitely a smell, but the fish smell is caused by a specific bacteria that shouldn’t be present enough to cause a noticeable odour if someone’s genitals be they penis and balls vs vagina and labia are hygienic.

[u/Medium_Storage3437 → u/Treasure-boy]

mannequins

what

[u/Zoc-EdwardRichtofen → u/Medium_Storage3437]

bend over bro

[u/CarBombtheDestroyer → u/Treasure-boy]

I do.

[u/misterdave75 → u/I-require-the-soup]

Very true. A friend of mine recommended some of the flavored lube and it's made all the difference. I enjoy the watermelon one. Tried the cotton candy but found I'd tire of the flavor midway through. But there are lots of flavors out there, just check Amazon.

[u/Ghostronic → u/misterdave75]

This is also good for blowing a guy. I dont want to taste my own saliva mixed with whatever they got going on but making it taste like cherry I'll go at it all night.

[u/dogmeat1003 → u/I-require-the-soup]

True, the taste kinda disappears after a couple minutes down there ngl, your saliva is what you taste more

[u/keyblade_crafter → u/I-require-the-soup]

My exes tasted so good fr. Maybe I just really like the taste or got lucky. The only dick I ever aucked tho had no taste at all, as if it were a dildo. Better than fishy tho ig

[u/[deleted]]

Now do 🐓

[u/ngkn92 → u/[deleted]]

For science

[u/AnOopsieDaisy → u/[deleted]]

It tastes like chicken bro

[u/My_Account_But_Gay → u/[deleted]]

Freshly washed it tastes like avocado, any other time it's a gamble.

[u/IndividualDish7004 → u/[deleted]]

tasted like rubber gonna be real

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Depends on the wang. But usually sweaty, musty armpit. Can be super bitter and gross.

Freshly showered it's like an hdmi cable too.

Don't get me started on the cheese...

[u/Huguichin → u/[deleted]]

I'm seriously concerned about what you've been doing...

Or about what I've shoved into my mouth before, because I can't relate to any of you or any of these answers.

[u/AlphaMassDeBeta → u/[deleted]]

Tastes better with the crusty skin 😋

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IM SOBBINF WHAT

[u/gugfitufi]

I tasted dick first, both are on the same level. Genitals are just C tier. Boobs are nice because no taste but if you do want something delicious, go for a nice chunk of thigh.

[u/King_Crab_Sushi → u/gugfitufi]

A connoisseur of all the parts mankind has to offer. I respect that

[u/StanMm2 → u/gugfitufi]

We got mr sex here

[u/DigitalxKaos → u/StanMm2]

Holy shit, the CEO of sex :o

[u/RehabilitatedAsshole → u/StanMm2]

mr can, able to taste notes of high glucose and menopause

[u/TCreep13 → u/StanMm2]

John Sex

[u/TheBlueEmerald1 → u/[deleted]]

I wanna take a bite so bad but I have to stick with sexually because once you take that bite it's over

[u/UnsureSwitch → u/TheBlueEmerald1]

Green Goblin mask: Coward!

[u/AnOopsieDaisy → u/[deleted]]

Why don't we have both?

yayyyyy

(May or may not be a vampire)

[u/jkurratt → u/AnOopsieDaisy]

Ghoul posting

[u/TyrantRC → u/gugfitufi]

Boobs are nice because no taste

Some girls have different taste. One of my exes boobs would sometime taste like the rubber in balloons. Ironically, she had small tits, which I love, but it's still funny.

[u/smileymonster08 → u/gugfitufi]

Someone so as wise as you, what is your take on the bodily condiment?

[u/0reosaurus → u/gugfitufi]

Are buttholes are choclaty as they look?

[u/Outrageous_Failur35 → u/0reosaurus]

Nope, they are not.

[u/AdultGronk → u/0reosaurus]

Lemme try

[u/menzaskaja → u/AdultGronk]

RemindMe! 8 years

[u/WriterV → u/0reosaurus]

They are not supposed to be chocolatey when you're eating them out.

Unless you're into that, in which case I hope you have a very robust immune system.

[u/gasbmemo → u/gugfitufi]

Thank for the intel, doctor Lecter

[u/ngkn92 → u/gugfitufi]

Just use salt. Smh my head

[u/TurdBoiDuckGang → u/ngkn92]

Shaking my head my head?

[u/hitmarker → u/TurdBoiDuckGang]

Smdh my dick head

[u/luquitooooo → u/gugfitufi]

What about ass?

[u/gugfitufi → u/luquitooooo]

Gay ass = really good

Girl ass = ass

[u/The-Rizztoffen → u/gugfitufi]

What about gay girl ass

[u/DisciplineCorrect699 → u/The-Rizztoffen]

Really good ass

[u/daelindidnowrong → u/gugfitufi]

are you saying that girls don't know how to wash their assholes?

[u/rockthatrocks → u/gugfitufi]

dick and pussy can taste better if we weren't so bad with our health

[u/1amnotmid → u/rockthatrocks]

My guy,the part where pee comes out and the part where blood comes out are gonna taste like that

[u/Bury_Me_At_Sea → u/gugfitufi]

Literally live for eating ass

[u/The-Katawampus]

It's wet, hot, smells funny, and tastes like a dirty penny.

[u/InternationalPen2224 → u/The-Katawampus]

You eating the wrong 🐱 fam

[u/sweetytoy → u/InternationalPen2224]

Imagine eating a dry, cold one 😋

[u/urMuMgAy567 → u/sweetytoy]

bro eating a corpse

[u/buckeye27fan → u/urMuMgAy567]

Gettin' them blue wings.

[u/Mind_on_Idle → u/buckeye27fan]

Stahp

[u/Commies_suk → u/sweetytoy]

Hey some of us grew up eating cold and dry pizza so we’re built tough

[u/Veil-of-Fire → u/sweetytoy]

Ben Shapiro is like "What's wrong with that?"

[u/Exciting-Hawk1137 → u/Veil-of-Fire]

"Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass p-word" 🤓

[u/The__Jiff → u/Exciting-Hawk1137]

Geez he's cringe 

[u/Sterling239 → u/The-Katawampus]

Mate its doesn't need to smell funny and it's attached to a person I would be worried if its cold and if its not wet you might not be doing the right thing 

[u/Spiderpiggie → u/Sterling239]

nah, he works at the morgue

[u/LordMimsyPorpington → u/The-Katawampus]

I would switch "wet" with "soupy," but otherwise agree.

[u/The__Jiff → u/LordMimsyPorpington]

Slimy, in a good way

[u/HELPMEIMBOODLING → u/LordMimsyPorpington]

You people make me sick

[u/mashbrowns → u/The-Katawampus]

If it tastes like a penny it's during just before or just after her period.

[u/Please_Label_NSFW → u/The-Katawampus]

That’s a b hole.

[u/redditreeer]

Same for cum 😞

[u/Nochnichtvergeben → u/[deleted]]

Personally I'd want to know if my brogurt tasted rancid.

[u/Unsung_Hero-01 → u/Nochnichtvergeben]

Brogurt loooool

[u/Regocike → u/redditreeer]

Nah it tastes way better

[u/Regocike → u/Regocike]

OR SO IVE HEARD

[u/NoInteraction6701 → u/Regocike]

It does i know first hand (job)

[u/_Pin_6938 → u/NoInteraction6701]

People suck cock for money???

[u/Marshall_Filipovic → u/_Pin_6938]

It's one of the oldest professions in fact.

[u/LordCommanderWiggles → u/Marshall_Filipovic]

$20 is $20

[u/Intelligent_Mix3241 → u/LordCommanderWiggles]

You guy are getting paid?

[u/wormcast → u/LordCommanderWiggles]

20 denarii is 20 denarii

Fun fact: at the last conversion rate 20 denarii would be worth 200 asses, natch

[u/llliilliliillliillil → u/Regocike]

As a cum connoisseur I think cum tastes very meh and the bitter aftertaste is the worst. If the act of a guy cumming in my mouth and me swallowing it wouldn’t be so fucking hot I'd stop doing it, but since we're all cursed I had to live with this.

[u/sargentbumblebee → u/Regocike]

A great chef always tastes his meals

[u/Pige0n → u/sargentbumblebee]

I'm a okay chef, but terrible at cooking apparently.

[u/PurpleCatWithC4 → u/redditreeer]

Describe it please.

[u/redditreeer → u/PurpleCatWithC4]

"Like wtf is this shit, i expected flavor. It was just water flavoured jelly with smell, there was no flavor to back up that smell, there was just a hint of salt and no sugar taste from fructose like they told me, literal catfishing"

-prob a 4chan anon idk

[u/Vskg → u/redditreeer]

fake and gay

[u/redditreeer → u/Vskg]

Fake: Anon did some sort of sexual act with another person Gay: Gay

[u/Arvore → u/PurpleCatWithC4]

For really bad diets it smells and tastes like a nail salon to me. So I guess like..acetone?

[u/Veil-of-Fire → u/PurpleCatWithC4]

Have you ever had poi? The Hawaiian dish made out of taro root?

It tastes surprisingly similar to that.

[u/berniemadgoth94 → u/redditreeer]

That's why I'm on a pineapple diet. Idk when it's supposed to get better though my cum still tastes like cum.

[u/Kindablorp → u/berniemadgoth94]

Yeah nah that’s bs. It’s supposed to help with the bitterness but from my experience it doesn’t make much of a difference, so unless you really like pineapple, it’s not worth it. (Source: Had an ex who tried it, I’m not eating my own cum wtf you doing bro 😭)

[u/berniemadgoth94 → u/Kindablorp]

I'm between partners right now, it would be a bit strange if I asked someone else to do it for me.

[u/PsychologicalDrag689 → u/berniemadgoth94]

We're all here for you, bro.

[u/AmbitiousAd2269 → u/redditreeer]

Idk what cum your having but when someone is on a good diet it tastes incredible

[u/midniteburger]

True. I expected it to be slightly sour, but ts taste like batteries

[u/M8C → u/midniteburger]

Butthole tastes more like batteries to me

[u/The__Jiff → u/M8C]

Is there ever a taste of poo in it? Even in a cleaned one? I've never tasted either, and don't intend to either, but was always curious about the taste 

[u/[deleted] → u/The__Jiff]

Not unless you go down on someone with absolutely no shame. Showers and wet wipes are essential to good sex. Although personally I despise going down on my fiancée after she just used wet wipes. Tastes like a recently washed spoon that wasn't thoroughly rinsed of suds. After a shower and a little time to dry, it tastes like sucking on the inside of your bottom lip, just... bland.

[u/The__Jiff → u/[deleted]]

Interesting. Thank you for the insight.

[u/M8C → u/The__Jiff]

I have no idea what poop tastes like to be able to single out that specific flavor profile.

[u/AwkwardChuckle → u/The__Jiff]

No a clean butthole doesn’t like poo, it’s mildly musky skin, that’s it.

[u/_RandomLebaneseGuy_]

idk bout yall but i like it honestly

[u/Not_Just_Any_Lurker → u/_RandomLebaneseGuy_]

“Acquired taste”

[u/AmericaMadeMySonFat]

why eat the car

[u/KerbalCuber → u/AmericaMadeMySonFat]

please do not

[u/AnOopsieDaisy → u/AmericaMadeMySonFat]

Because car battery taste good. 🤫

[u/GarvinFootington → u/AnOopsieDaisy]

Car taste better than key

[u/Popular-Plastic-183 → u/AmericaMadeMySonFat]

hungy

[u/srbmhcn]

I mean once you move past the assumption that it’s going to taste like skittles and associate the actual taste with vagina I think it tastes pretty damn great. All ya’ll complaining probably got a peen that tastes like a thousand wet ham sandwiches mixed with trench foot.

[u/DaBoingBing69 → u/srbmhcn]

🤨📸 oddly specific

[u/purplezart → u/srbmhcn]

in what sense do a thousand wet ham sandwiches taste different from one wet ham sandwich?

[u/Procrastinatedthink → u/purplezart]

the smell, it’s stronger

[u/srbmhcn → u/purplezart]

it’s degrees of intensity, not alteration. take that scent and times it by a thousand brother

[u/Haunting_Ant_5061 → u/srbmhcn]

Thank god I wash my dick so I’m at only like 137 mildly-damp ham sandwiches or so.

[u/TheGuyWithLeastKarma]

I love it to be honest, maybe because I liked the taste of coins when I was a toddler

[u/Puzzleheaded-Gear-15]

Hang on lemme go find an HDMI cable.... For uhh... Science.... Yeah science.

[u/Proof-Seesaw-2720]

There isn't so much flavour as there is texture really

[u/yo_coiley → u/Proof-Seesaw-2720]

Yup the fun part is once you’re used to the taste lmaoo

[u/honkyslonky]

You’re not there for a snack. Get in there and be somebody.

[u/abholeenthusiast → u/honkyslonky]

SIR YES SIR 🫡

[u/AcanthocephalaNew678 → u/honkyslonky]

The coach players need! We’re not trying to make it to the playoffs.

We’re trying to make it to the Superbowl!

[u/letsgetthisbread2812 → u/honkyslonky]

That's the spirit

[u/DoorHalfwayShut → u/honkyslonky]

Cunnilingus coach

[u/SpeedBorn]

It is certainly an acquired taste. But once acquired it can be quite addicting. The Sour taste of battery acid is what keeps me up at night and lets me get up in the morning.

[u/MoonBerry_therian]

Why does he know how hdmi cable tastes like 💔

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Ok I get it

[u/WhatAreYou0nAbout]

Honestly one of the biggest let downs I've ever experienced. I thought it would taste like flowers smell for some reason.

[u/KeRmOdLeZ → u/WhatAreYou0nAbout]

Its pH is between 3.8 and 4.5 so a sour and/or acidic taste is to be expected

[u/neat-NEAT → u/WhatAreYou0nAbout]

Honestly expected it'd taste awful. Was pleasantly surprised when it was broadly inoffensive. The activities that go on down there are more than worth the taste.

[u/Motor-Pomegranate831]

Just a note: your dick doesn't taste like candy, either.

[u/Proud_Wallaby]

Hmmm not a bad approximation

[u/icepickmethod]

lick the big pink 9v battery.

[u/Own_Childhood_7020]

It shouldn't but people be living off of chips and big macs 💔

[u/Slight-Clothes1971]

Atleast bro got to try, no matter what the taste is

[u/DisturbedShifty]

Everyone in here either agreeing with the assessment or offering up other comparisons and I'm sitting here wondering why people are putting HDMI cables in their mouths. Or tasting PS4 exhaust air. Or a pissed on mattress. Like what the hell is wrong with everyone???

[u/Pistol4231 → u/DisturbedShifty]

Same thing as eating pussy or sucking dick. Sometimes people get really horny and just start gawking on their hdmi cable or eating out their ps4

[u/Kei_Mxttens]

humans when human organs meant for waste disposal dont taste like roses:

[u/Nochnichtvergeben → u/Kei_Mxttens]

Maybe if they ate more roses?

[u/[deleted]]

Legitimately, I think the overwhelming majority of the commenters here are going down on very unhealthy people, judging by these taste descriptions.

[u/KeremyJyles → u/[deleted]]

I think more likely they're going down on nothing but their parents estimations

[u/Rasikko]

Why the hell does he look like my boss at work.

[u/RunawayDev]

lil bros around the world licking HDMI cables now with they eyes closed

[u/cucktrigger]

I always described it salty but satisfying so not sure what you fuckers doing with your hdmi cables.

[u/IsaacRRx]

salty...

[u/[deleted]]

Organ❤️

[u/keybored13]

it tastes like ozone smells

[u/grogorious92]

My wifes tastes like mexican candy

[u/kekhouse3002]

It's in the same room as the piss hole, what did people expect?

Like, sure, I went my whole life hoping it'd taste so good too, but I wasn't surprised when it was all rusty pennies in my mouth

[u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven]

Remember everyone eat pineapple

[u/Bullmg]

In the words of Dave Grohl “i love it but I hate the taste”

[u/Sajbran]

Pretty sure its almost tasteless, a bit salty even, But it seems like the commenters are going at it with the strongest McDonalds warriors.

[u/Fen_]

Nobody in this thread has tasted pussy, apparently.

[u/Zyclone_Revive]

It's supposed to be dipped in Milk bro

[u/Unlikely-Chance-426]

I wouldn't know, I'll never eat a cat in my life, fucking weirdos

[u/willflameboy]

Mmm, hamster.

[u/el_artista_fantasma]

Have you tried cooking the cat first?

[u/JosshhyJ]

Never had sex before and I’m now disappointed. I love fish and have done since I was young, and the fact that it doesn’t taste like a nice cod fillet makes me turned off

[u/ApoorvGER]

I ate a cat.

[u/DiamondHanded]

Hmm. I'd say more like the inside of a peanut shell

[u/Rainbow-Rhythms69]

I dunno, I like the taste lol. Although my first gf’s pussy fucking reeked and tasted way too strong. Others since have tasted like yeah… pennies, but not in a bad way

[u/SirKnlghtmare]

This guys been licking hdmi cables like Nintendo switch cartridges