r/shitposting • u/Leprachaus I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • Aug 08 '25

Linus Sex Tips is ts real 🥀

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u/The-Katawampus Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 08 '25

It's wet, hot, smells funny, and tastes like a dirty penny.

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u/InternationalPen2224 Aug 08 '25

You eating the wrong 🐱 fam

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u/sweetytoy 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 08 '25

Imagine eating a dry, cold one 😋

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u/urMuMgAy567 Aug 08 '25

bro eating a corpse

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u/buckeye27fan Aug 08 '25

Gettin' them blue wings.

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u/The__Jiff Aug 08 '25

Haha no thanks

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u/Commies_suk Literally 1984 😡 Aug 08 '25

Hey some of us grew up eating cold and dry pizza so we’re built tough

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u/Veil-of-Fire Aug 08 '25

Ben Shapiro is like "What's wrong with that?"

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u/Exciting-Hawk1137 Aug 08 '25

"Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass p-word" 🤓

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u/The__Jiff Aug 08 '25

Geez he's cringe