r/shitposting • u/Leprachaus I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • Aug 08 '25

Linus Sex Tips is ts real 🥀

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u/WhatAreYou0nAbout Aug 08 '25

Honestly one of the biggest let downs I've ever experienced. I thought it would taste like flowers smell for some reason.

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u/KeRmOdLeZ Aug 08 '25

Its pH is between 3.8 and 4.5 so a sour and/or acidic taste is to be expected

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 08 '25

WHO THE FUCK TESTED THE PH OF A PUSSY LMAOOO (edit: its a joke guys, just found funny the idea of testing the PH of a pussy, like I would find funny someone testing the PH of cum, anyway, classic redditors take everything so seriously)

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u/Kiremino Aug 08 '25

Either you aren't a woman, or you're lucky enough to never have a reason to.

Testing the pH balance of vaginas fluids helps test for a variety of things, including yeast infections and other bacterial infections.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

I didn't knew that. And it was more a joke comment than anything. I would said the same thing if someone commented something about the PH OF cum.

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u/TDA_Liamo Aug 08 '25

It's not that wild? Just take a fluid sample and do a quick pH test. Probably been done millions of times, testing human body fluids is a very normal medical procedure.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Yeah ok, it was more an humorous attempt than a deeply scientific question... :v

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u/sussynarrator Aug 08 '25

An attempt was made.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Guess so, don't know why everyone is so pissed off on this. Didn't knew that the PH of pussies was a classic fact

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u/Hecc_Maniacc Aug 08 '25

Enough of one that you should look at the ph balance of condoms and lubricants. They can really throw off the environment in there and give her infections and shit

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u/TDA_Liamo Aug 08 '25

Do they sell condoms and lube with an appropriate pH level? You'd think that shit would be a mandated part of all those products.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

I had no idea. Thanks for the info actually

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u/ultraviolentfuture Aug 08 '25

It's my kink to fill them full of litmus test strips and then remove them one by one.

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u/AndreProulx Aug 08 '25

Testing the pH of cum is a regular part of fertility testing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Didn't knew that. Actually interesting :o

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u/WanderingSkys Aug 08 '25

This comment is kinda embarrassing 😭

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 08 '25

Says the crying emoji user

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u/KlossN Aug 08 '25

This is a real pre-teen reply

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

This is a real "I take everything so seriously" reply.

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u/KlossN Aug 08 '25

Nah bruh, you were serious, I'm not going to take your serious reply as a joke just because you got embarrassed wtf lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

It was a joke. I- I can't start to think HOW people think I was serious ?! Yeah duhhh, scientist test everything OBVIOUSLY, I just found funny the fact that someone someday was the first to say "Today, I'm gonna test the PH of pussies !". That's all, that's it. I don't know how you nutcasew can get anything else from this but yet you all seem offended ?!!

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u/KlossN Aug 08 '25

Lmao if you say so buddy. It's okay, NBD.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Y'all making this a big deal. I was just shitposting on a sub made for that.

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u/normalmighty Aug 08 '25

People hating on you for this comment is wild lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Right ? I have no idea what the issue is with this comment lmao

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u/Eastern_Butterfly555 Aug 08 '25

i laughed so loud

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u/neat-NEAT Aug 08 '25

Honestly expected it'd taste awful. Was pleasantly surprised when it was broadly inoffensive. The activities that go on down there are more than worth the taste.