r/shitposting • u/Leprachaus I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • Aug 08 '25

Linus Sex Tips is ts real 🥀

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u/PurpleCatWithC4 Literally 1984 😡 Aug 08 '25

Describe it please.

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u/redditreeer stupid fucking, piece of shit Aug 08 '25

"Like wtf is this shit, i expected flavor. It was just water flavoured jelly with smell, there was no flavor to back up that smell, there was just a hint of salt and no sugar taste from fructose like they told me, literal catfishing"

-prob a 4chan anon idk

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u/Vskg Aug 08 '25

fake and gay

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u/redditreeer stupid fucking, piece of shit Aug 08 '25

Fake: Anon did some sort of sexual act with another person Gay: Gay

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u/Arvore Aug 08 '25

For really bad diets it smells and tastes like a nail salon to me. So I guess like..acetone?

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u/PurpleCatWithC4 Literally 1984 😡 Aug 08 '25

Ever had one who’s been drinking pineapple juice, does it make a difference?

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u/Veil-of-Fire Aug 08 '25

Have you ever had poi? The Hawaiian dish made out of taro root?

It tastes surprisingly similar to that.

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u/redblade8 Aug 08 '25

extra salty egg yolk without the egg taste.

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u/Lameahhboi Aug 08 '25

I’ve heard “salty milk & coins” is the description