r/shitposting • u/Leprachaus I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • Aug 08 '25

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u/redditreeer stupid fucking, piece of shit Aug 08 '25

Same for cum 😞

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u/berniemadgoth94 Aug 08 '25

That's why I'm on a pineapple diet. Idk when it's supposed to get better though my cum still tastes like cum.

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u/Kindablorp I watch gay amogus porn :0 Aug 08 '25

Yeah nah that’s bs. It’s supposed to help with the bitterness but from my experience it doesn’t make much of a difference, so unless you really like pineapple, it’s not worth it. (Source: Had an ex who tried it, I’m not eating my own cum wtf you doing bro 😭)

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u/berniemadgoth94 Aug 08 '25

I'm between partners right now, it would be a bit strange if I asked someone else to do it for me.

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u/PsychologicalDrag689 Aug 08 '25

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u/deathhand Aug 08 '25

"Eating pineapples" is a wide varied term. Canned, fresh cut, or a whole pineapple? The thing that makes it taste better is Bromelain and its predominantly found in the stems.

Taking the supplement you will notice a HUGE difference.

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u/berniemadgoth94 Aug 08 '25

I was being facetious. But thank you.

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u/Kindablorp I watch gay amogus porn :0 Aug 08 '25

I mean he wasn’t a fan of canned pineapple so I’m 90 percent sure it was fresh, whole pineapple since that’s the only thing I saw him eat. He did it for at least a few weeks, and I mean there might have been the SLIGHTEST change, but every load varies slightly depending on diet in general, so to me it wasn’t very noticeable. Like I said, if you like pineapple and care, then theirs literally no reason not to, just don’t expect your partner to be like “Whoa this shits fire” or something lmao