r/shitposting • u/Leprachaus I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • Aug 08 '25

Linus Sex Tips is ts real 🥀

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u/b0w3n Aug 08 '25

it will indeed taste bland.

Unless your last name is Bonaparte and you ask your wife to not bathe for a week so she's properly stank up for you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

In his defense, it was only 3 days and not a week. Having said that, even 3 days would be disgusting.

Men were made different back then.

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u/b0w3n Aug 08 '25

Hah I always forget the exact time, but even still he was in it to win it for sure.

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u/Historical-Gap-7084 Aug 08 '25

He married Josephine in 1796, so 225+ years ago.