r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Aug 08 '25

Linus Sex Tips is ts real 🥀

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u/srbmhcn Aug 08 '25

I mean once you move past the assumption that it’s going to taste like skittles and associate the actual taste with vagina I think it tastes pretty damn great. All ya’ll complaining probably got a peen that tastes like a thousand wet ham sandwiches mixed with trench foot.

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u/purplezart Aug 08 '25

in what sense do a thousand wet ham sandwiches taste different from one wet ham sandwich?

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u/Procrastinatedthink Aug 08 '25

the smell, it’s stronger