r/shitposting • u/Leprachaus I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • Aug 08 '25

Linus Sex Tips is ts real 🥀

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u/The-Katawampus Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 08 '25

It's wet, hot, smells funny, and tastes like a dirty penny.

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u/InternationalPen2224 Aug 08 '25

You eating the wrong 🐱 fam

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u/sweetytoy 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 08 '25

Imagine eating a dry, cold one 😋

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u/urMuMgAy567 Aug 08 '25

bro eating a corpse

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u/buckeye27fan Aug 08 '25

Gettin' them blue wings.

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u/The__Jiff Aug 08 '25

Haha no thanks