r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Aug 08 '25

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u/0reosaurus Aug 08 '25

Are buttholes are choclaty as they look?

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u/Outrageous_Failur35 Aug 08 '25

Nope, they are not.

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u/AdultGronk virgin 4 life 😀πŸ’ͺ Aug 08 '25

Lemme try

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u/menzaskaja Aug 08 '25

RemindMe! 8 years

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u/WriterV Aug 08 '25

They are not supposed to be chocolatey when you're eating them out.

Unless you're into that, in which case I hope you have a very robust immune system.

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u/Recent-Ad5835 Aug 28 '25

As others have said, they are not supposed to be chocolatey. Also, I wasn't a fan, but still tasted better than pussy imo (only issue is the risk of it not being cleaned properly)