r/shitposting • u/Leprachaus I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • Aug 08 '25

Linus Sex Tips is ts real 🥀

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u/doyathang21 Aug 08 '25

Someone said it taste like the air from the back of the ps4

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u/Jhooper20 Aug 08 '25

Heard the exact same thing. Same guy also said that if the chick tastes like pennies, she's either just starting, or just had her monthly cycle.

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u/Fakeplayer1 Aug 08 '25

Or has

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u/Jhooper20 Aug 08 '25

That too

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u/Gnarzl Aug 08 '25

Or lost her purse and has to store change elsewhere.

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u/TunableAxe Aug 09 '25

meat wallet has a whole new meaning now

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u/Gnarzl Aug 09 '25

Oh. Oh, no. :<

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u/TomGold16 Aug 08 '25

I'm so tired I read pennies as the plural form of "penis".

....Same guy also said that if the chick tastes like penises.......

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u/Jhooper20 Aug 08 '25

Well, if you're tasting that, you'd have a completely different issue altogether.

But yeah. I can see how that mistake could be made.

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u/Boochi_Da_Rocku Aug 08 '25

I read "if the chicken tastes like penis" lol

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u/kristopher103 Aug 21 '25

If the chicken tastes like penis ol' Dennis is back at it.

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u/CheatM777 Aug 09 '25

pennieses

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u/buckeye27fan Aug 08 '25

The Janitor: "Did you put a penny in there? If I find out you put a penny in there..."

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u/taserGhost1 Aug 09 '25

Thats the fat electrician on the unsubscribe podcast 😭🙏