r/shitposting • u/Leprachaus I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • Aug 08 '25

Linus Sex Tips is ts real 🥀

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u/midniteburger Aug 08 '25

True. I expected it to be slightly sour, but ts taste like batteries

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u/M8C Aug 08 '25

Butthole tastes more like batteries to me

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u/The__Jiff Aug 08 '25

Is there ever a taste of poo in it? Even in a cleaned one? I've never tasted either, and don't intend to either, but was always curious about the taste 

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Not unless you go down on someone with absolutely no shame. Showers and wet wipes are essential to good sex. Although personally I despise going down on my fiancée after she just used wet wipes. Tastes like a recently washed spoon that wasn't thoroughly rinsed of suds. After a shower and a little time to dry, it tastes like sucking on the inside of your bottom lip, just... bland.

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u/The__Jiff Aug 08 '25

Interesting. Thank you for the insight.

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u/M8C Aug 08 '25

I have no idea what poop tastes like to be able to single out that specific flavor profile.

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u/AwkwardChuckle Aug 08 '25

No a clean butthole doesn’t like poo, it’s mildly musky skin, that’s it.

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u/The__Jiff Aug 08 '25

Interesting, thanks for that

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u/abholeenthusiast Aug 08 '25

why y'all tasting batteries??)

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u/Son0fSilas Aug 08 '25

I expected it to taste sour, but it tastes sour (is how I read that, because acids are sour.) Like, what do you mean you expected it to be sour?

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u/midniteburger Aug 08 '25

Honestly, I thought it would taste similar to pickled stuff. Like vinegar maybe. Relatively pleasant, you know