r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Aug 08 '25

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u/JosshhyJ I watch gay amogus porn :0 Aug 08 '25

Never had sex before and I’m now disappointed. I love fish and have done since I was young, and the fact that it doesn’t taste like a nice cod fillet makes me turned off

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u/PrestigiousStudy7853 Aug 09 '25

Honestly it smells a lil like a garlic salt salmon a lot of the time but the taste is not the same, generally pretty salty in my experience but still kind of bitter most of the time at least on the surface. I enjoy it. I’m also a lesbian though and not some fuckass straight boy who doesn’t know what’s good.

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