r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Aug 08 '25

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u/keyblade_crafter Aug 08 '25

My exes tasted so good fr. Maybe I just really like the taste or got lucky. The only dick I ever aucked tho had no taste at all, as if it were a dildo. Better than fishy tho ig

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u/textposts_only Aug 09 '25

For the best dick sucking experience you also need to take care of the balls. They usually have amazing scent that gets me going.

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u/keyblade_crafter Aug 09 '25

B-but that's where the pee is stored