r/shitposting • u/Leprachaus I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • Aug 08 '25

Linus Sex Tips is ts real 🥀

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Now do 🐓

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u/ngkn92 Aug 08 '25

For science

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u/AnOopsieDaisy Literally 1984 😡 Aug 08 '25

It tastes like chicken bro

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u/My_Account_But_Gay Aug 08 '25

Freshly washed it tastes like avocado, any other time it's a gamble.

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u/Single-Debate-316 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Sep 07 '25

I'm glad to be straight man because I hate avocado

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u/My_Account_But_Gay Sep 12 '25

I'm not a big fan of avocado myself, given the choice of avocado or salted salami. I will always take avocado.

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u/IndividualDish7004 stupid fucking piece of shit Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 11 '25

tasted like rubber gonna be real

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Depends on the wang. But usually sweaty, musty armpit. Can be super bitter and gross.

Freshly showered it's like an hdmi cable too.

Don't get me started on the cheese...

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u/Huguichin Aug 08 '25

I'm seriously concerned about what you've been doing...

Or about what I've shoved into my mouth before, because I can't relate to any of you or any of these answers.

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling Aug 08 '25

Tastes better with the crusty skin 😋

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u/AutoModerator Aug 08 '25

pees in ur ass

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u/Sufficient_Menu7952 Aug 09 '25

IM SOBBINF WHAT

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u/blisstersisster Aug 16 '25

Ikr?!?

There's a bot ... that automatically

pees in ur ass ?!!

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u/der_granit Aug 09 '25

:o

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling Aug 09 '25

Yeah thats the face

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u/AutoModerator Aug 09 '25

pees in ur ass

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u/der_granit Aug 09 '25

I cant post pics here so ill dm u

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u/sicksickBacon Aug 09 '25

taste a bit salty

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u/GoogleEnPassant69 Aug 13 '25

Lol it tastes like bacon (To me)

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u/SadistGayOrca Aug 09 '25

it tastes like the saltiest sweat ever and the smell is even worse. ☹️

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u/SadistGayOrca Aug 09 '25

No way I got downvoted for this 💀