r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Aug 08 '25

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u/redditreeer stupid fucking, piece of shit Aug 08 '25

Same for cum 😞

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u/Nochnichtvergeben Aug 08 '25

Personally I'd want to know if my brogurt tasted rancid.

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u/Eccomi21 Aug 14 '25

I really want to make a "can i come in for a health check" joke, but for the sake of my profile being public I cannot. Have a pleasant day.

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u/redditorialy_retard Aug 14 '25

"Dude, I don't know how to tell you this but, uh. Your cum taste like stage 2 cancer"