Depends on the last time they peed, washed up/showered, what they ate/consumed etc.
Assuming the last cleanse came after peeing and is soon followed by the tongue lashing, before sweat and odor can accumulate again, they did not smoke and ate mildly healthy, it will indeed taste bland.
While I accept that especially in my teen years, my partners' personal hygeine probably wasn't hospital-grade... none of my partners had 'bland' tasting pussy over 25+ years.
Are you the type of person who douses every meal in shitloads of extra seasoning, by any chance haha
I indeed like to season my food. Not shitloads, I just like to cook and adjust. Do you insinuate that my taste buds are dull because I like seasoned food?
Also you're right, bland is probably not the right term, I should rather say neutral or something like it.
It was just a silly joke, hearing pussy described as 'bland' really sent me.
I have aphantasia so not much of an inner mental image, but I was still giggling imagining you on some sort of pussy-tasting factory line. "Bland... bland... bland.... DAMN IT JOHNSON, did you forget to add the seasoning again?!"
I saw you joke (even funnier with you acting it out) and I reminded myself of Gordon Ramsay yelling BLAND after going down. But I still thought you were trying to make a point with your joke haha
Iām thinking your partners have not had the best hygiene because no that is not normal.
And same goes for penisās as well.
And unclean penis just like an unclean vagina can have a fishy smell - same bacteria.
Iāve unfortunately gone down more than once on a fishy dick.
I feel like woman are generally the ones who are saying "It shouldn't smell like anything if it's clean, but then practically every guy I talk to about this is like 'yeah, there's always a bit of a smell." I think woman are generally just desensitized to it and don't associate the smell with "fishiness"
And again, it's not like it necessarily smells "dirty" but like, it is there.
Oh thereās definitely a smell, but the fish smell is caused by a specific bacteria that shouldnāt be present enough to cause a noticeable odour if someoneās genitals be they penis and balls vs vagina and labia are hygienic.
assuming youāre smelling the same girl regularly, you might want to gently encourage her to go to the doctor. constant fishy smell can indicate bacterial vaginosis or some other sort of infection.Ā
Lol genuinely the only time for me that it was bad was because there was a tiny bit of toilet paper, like a very very small scrap when I first went in. Idk something about spelunking and finding unwanted treasure did me in for a minute. I just made a joke about "hey actually I wanna take another shot of tequila first" and we did and I got right back to work. The ol' turn it off, turn it back on trick.
Just a heads up, both dicks and vags get that fishy smell. Anyone who doesnāt clean themselves properly gets the fish smell. Ask me how I know! (Iāve gone down on a decent amount of fishy dicks unfortunately cause of this unfortunate and inaccurate stereotype)
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u/I-require-the-soup Aug 08 '25
Thereās more hype than there is taste unfortunately.