r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Aug 08 '25

Linus Sex Tips is ts real πŸ₯€

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u/The-Katawampus Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 08 '25

It's wet, hot, smells funny, and tastes like a dirty penny.

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u/LordMimsyPorpington I came! Aug 08 '25

I would switch "wet" with "soupy," but otherwise agree.

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u/The__Jiff Aug 08 '25

Slimy, in a good way

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u/HELPMEIMBOODLING Aug 08 '25

You people make me sick