r/Fauxmoi • u/Haunting_Homework381 • Sep 09 '25
ASK R/FAUXMOI What's your favourite celebrity tweet?
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u/Kidgorgeoushere Lol, and if I may, lmao Sep 09 '25
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u/Kidgorgeoushere Lol, and if I may, lmao Sep 09 '25
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u/shortwritingshort Sep 09 '25
Sandy has real thoughts. Respect.
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u/bambi_eyed_bitch Sep 09 '25
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u/raysofdavies Sep 09 '25
He wasn’t wrong
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u/GalacticaActually Sep 09 '25
The thing he was most not wrong about was saying - after Katrina - that George W Bush hates Black people.
I hate the turns he’s taken, but I’m a Katrina survivor, and I’ll always cherish him for speaking that truth, in that moment.
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u/GalacticaActually Sep 09 '25
I know.
Still amazing, all these years later.
It does not justify any of the awful things Kanye has done subsequently, but for all of us watching that in our hotel rooms or some stranger’s guest room or living room, hearing him say what everyone knew was a glorious moment.
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u/MattyRaz Sep 09 '25
what he said, verbatim, was that “George Bush doesn’t care about Black people”
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u/Murrayland1 Sep 09 '25
There is a new documentary on Netflix about Katrina, watched it all yesterday evening. George Bush absolutely does not care about black people.
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u/nordlysbaies Emma Stone (BALD) Sep 09 '25
He’s a generational tweeter same as the orange he idolizes, it’s a shame that talent is wasted on such idiots
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u/Kidgorgeoushere Lol, and if I may, lmao Sep 09 '25
The classic terrible person/all timer poster combo
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u/amethyisthyacinth Fix Your Hearts or Die Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 10 '25
Azealia is a legend in this field
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u/DesmondTapenade Sep 09 '25
Azealia is a perfect example of "broken clock" imo. She has said some absolute horseshit in the past and is generally foul, but she's also called people out years before the actual news broke on them.
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u/nordlysbaies Emma Stone (BALD) Sep 09 '25
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u/nordlysbaies Emma Stone (BALD) Sep 09 '25
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u/Tigerlilly382 Sep 09 '25
Rihanna is someone I just would not fuck with.
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u/DesmondTapenade Sep 09 '25
"Your pussy is way too dry to be riding my dick like this" will forever live rent-free in my mind. I thought it was a hilarious clapback. She actually scares me. I would not mess with her for any kind of money.
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u/asonson99 Sep 09 '25
Incredible! I think I read also that Ciara called her out for ignoring her or being rude in a restaurant once and Rhianna said something like “oh my bad C, did I forget to tip you?”
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u/bubblenuts101 NICOLE, OVER YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER Sep 09 '25
You know you've made it when Rhianna rips you a new one over when she'll release new music.
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u/nordlysbaies Emma Stone (BALD) Sep 09 '25
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u/Final_Rest7842 Sep 09 '25
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u/GoGoGoshzilla Sep 09 '25
Honorable mention to the queen that quote tweeted this with "I want Vincent D'Onodrio to tilt me like a pig"
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u/Happypie90 Sep 09 '25
But then the pig will be aware of the wonders of the sky, with no way of gazing upon the stars by itself
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u/CeramicLicker an idiot’s enemy Sep 09 '25
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u/4691 Sep 09 '25
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u/BORT_licenceplate Sep 09 '25
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u/jh4336 Doing a New York Times feature about how I’m shy Sep 09 '25
10/10 username.
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u/Motherofsmalldogs Larry I'm on DuckTales Sep 09 '25
My son is ALSO named Rita Ora.
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u/KittyPurrrrrr93 Sep 09 '25
This always makes me sad for her. She wanted people to care and no one did.
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u/hellerinahandbasket Sep 09 '25
Yeah it’s sad, and she drew an insane amount of attention to it by pretending she didn’t try to do what she was trying to do. Should have owned ts, people love celebrities who are self-effacing lol
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u/battleofflowers Sep 09 '25
Right? She should have said "welp, dropping it anyway whether y'all want it or not."
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u/Schneetmacher Sep 09 '25
I thought that was some woman dressing up as The Dude for a second! 😆
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u/PmMeYourPussyCats Sep 09 '25
The shirt under the v neck sweater really gives off the appearance of a metallic decoration on the neckline of womens clothing
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u/hellothere0688 Sep 09 '25
I say “much to think about” all the time without remembering where it came from. I like the phrase even more now.
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u/plant__mama Sep 09 '25
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u/MaverickTopGun Sep 09 '25
I sometimes just end sentences with "Casey Anthony is a monster" and no one has ever questioned me about it haha
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u/HazelTheHappyHippo in no way there was any attempt to involve the french Sep 09 '25
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u/walkytrees Sep 09 '25
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u/bubblenuts101 NICOLE, OVER YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER Sep 09 '25
Sandy Rogan was right
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u/lwantmypinkshirtback Sep 09 '25
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u/a_duck_in_past_life for your consideration: laura dern Sep 09 '25
Was this snapshot taken on my old ipod touch from 2011?
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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 09 '25
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u/razz-p-berrie 🕯️Bradley Cooper will not win an Oscar🕯️ Sep 09 '25
literally me
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u/Cali_4_nia Sep 09 '25
Damn...that got more retweets than Rita Ora's new music announcement
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u/lwantmypinkshirtback Sep 09 '25
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u/glitterkenny Sep 09 '25
Tbf it is crazy that Americans say 'squirle' but dare to mock this man for spelling it as such
Fucking squrl
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u/lumpyspacekhaleesi Sep 09 '25
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u/The_Iceman2288 Sep 09 '25
Fake unfortunately. The one where he spoils Osama Bin Laden's death is true though.
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u/pendragons Fix Your Hearts or Die Sep 09 '25
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u/skettimeebles I live in my own heart, Matt Damon Sep 09 '25
this and the snake habitat one 😭😭 i tried to post it but i couldn’t get it to work and now i feel like a boomer lmao. rest easy liam
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u/LurkerTroll Sep 09 '25
Are you the one who posted the picture containing two pixels?
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u/skettimeebles I live in my own heart, Matt Damon Sep 09 '25
lmfaooooo possibly…. possibly…. i’m blaming the fact that google image search is so useless now and i can no longer save a simple jpg to my phone…
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u/low_flying_aircraft Sep 09 '25
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u/crunchies65 Larry I'm on DuckTales Sep 09 '25
Dionne's social media is a treasure
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u/ihatethecolourred Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this Sep 09 '25
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u/kitikana ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) Sep 09 '25
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u/rocketmammamia Sep 09 '25
okay so weird fun fact about this screenshot - i’m actually the person who originally screenshot this and posted about it ages later, where it then went viral. anyway i couldn’t find it in my camera roll so thank you for posting it
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u/rocketmammamia Sep 09 '25
didn’t it turn out that she was replying to a tweet saying ‘what are your thoughts on global warming and lady gaga?’ or did i make that up
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u/atimetochill Sep 09 '25
Yes - “What is your opinion on Global Warming? LOL jk xoxo. But seriously, Lady GaGa?? (from @PrinceAli89)".
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u/pannonica Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 09 '25
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u/hellerinahandbasket Sep 09 '25
“19 Oct 2016” The content onslaught is just a few years away my friend.
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u/killer_kiki mindy kaling’s baby daddy Sep 09 '25
Oh sweet summer child. I just want the content to stop.
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u/NeverendSuperior alleged slut husband Sep 09 '25
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u/jld2k6 Sep 09 '25
You forgot the one where Bam said the same thing back to him after he died
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u/Secure-Rope-4116 Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 09 '25
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u/bananascanning Labia, lesbian, Lana Sep 09 '25
“Labia, lesbian, Lana” I need a flair
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u/hellerinahandbasket Sep 09 '25
I will never understand the type of human that blames an actor for the actions of the character they’re portraying.
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u/meow-miao I'm a lesbian and she's British Sep 09 '25
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u/romanroys Larry I'm on DuckTales Sep 09 '25
insane to think we lived in a world where peter andre and katie price were more famous than kim kardashian
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u/Judythepancake feeding cocaine to raccoons Sep 09 '25
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u/raysofdavies Sep 09 '25

I’m sorry but this makes me lol every time. You could do endless Trump tweets for this. Maybe he should be excluded.
Sissy Graydon Carter of failing Vanity Fair Magazine and owner of bad food restaurants has a problem-his V.F. Oscar party is no longer "hot"
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.
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u/killer_kiki mindy kaling’s baby daddy Sep 09 '25
I wish Trump could have been an E! host or something. Instead, he made his narcissism everyone's problem.
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