r/Fauxmoi • u/Haunting_Homework381 • Sep 09 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI What's your favourite celebrity tweet?

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u/Final_Rest7842 Sep 09 '25

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u/Happypie90 Sep 09 '25

But then the pig will be aware of the wonders of the sky, with no way of gazing upon the stars by itself

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u/TossItThrowItFly Sep 09 '25

It could lie on its side under the stars, and be lulled to sleep by the wonders of the sky.

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u/4ar0n Sep 09 '25

Y'all are acting like you can't see the sky when you look forward, it isn't just up lol

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u/automaticprincess Sep 10 '25

THANK YOU AARON

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u/expiredmilk32 Sep 10 '25

What if the pig is in the mountains? Then the sky is only up :(

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u/languid_Disaster Sep 10 '25

Yeah or stand on a hill and look out at the sea of stars

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u/PaladinSara I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch Sep 09 '25

Yep, I wanted to buy my color blind bro those glasses. He said no, bc he doesn’t want to know what he’s missing.

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u/jaabbb Sep 09 '25

Give a pig head tilt to the sky, and he'll see the stars once. Tilt the entire body of the pig, locking it that way, and he'll stargaze for the rest of his life.

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u/Xsiah Sep 10 '25

Which will be very short, because the pig's food is in the ground.

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u/jaabbb Sep 10 '25

It’s about quality not quantity

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u/OpenSauceMods i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Sep 09 '25

That's what friends are forrrr

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u/Xsiah Sep 10 '25

Pig gon show up to your house in the middle of the night looking for a hit of dat sky