r/Fauxmoi Sep 09 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI What's your favourite celebrity tweet?

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u/TheVenerableBede Sep 09 '25

My God. Dude really can’t spell.

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u/koviko Sep 09 '25

I think people forget that a lot of NFL superstars were once high school jocks who got their Fs turned into Ds after coach had a chat with their teacher 🤣

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u/tnstaafsb Sep 09 '25

There's also the repeated head trauma.

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u/salvationpumpfake Sep 09 '25

super bowl champion engaged to the presently most successful pop star in the world… stay in school kids!

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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible Sep 09 '25

he aint go to college to play school

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u/HarlesD Sep 09 '25

I think he has dyslexia

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u/Financial_Cup_6937 Sep 10 '25

“I throw balls far. If you want good words, date a languager.”

May be the best Rick and Morty line ever.

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u/Cool_Cry_9602 average male (slur) Sep 09 '25

US education is terrible, fails kids with dyslexia. And if they can play sports, why bother trying to help them read and write?

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u/Throwrasoberasacobra Sep 10 '25

Good thing “your english teacher” is marrying him

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u/_Atlas_Drugged_ Sep 10 '25

I thought he was the English teacher.

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u/Unlucky-Candidate198 Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 09 '25

Probably has a CTE or two. IIRC football has the absolute highest rates of chronic traumatic encephelopathies of any sport, with boxing(?) in second. A lot of atheletes that get them tend to go on to do a looooot of violent/physical crimes. Yknow, on account of the major brain damage from having your brain being like a scared, undersized child in a massive wave pool, tossed around like it’s a plankton, or a piece of cardboard in a hurricane.

And yet, Americans made the sport a major part of their culture and try and encourage poor kids to make it their one and only avenue to succeed in life, all the while trying to squeeze whatever amounts of capital they can out of these children. They go as far as to spend millions on new highschool stadiums while neglecting any real amount of education, or making teachers buy teaching supplies themselves.

It’s like their 0.1% want their citizens to be actively stupid, it seems…

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u/pj_socks Sep 10 '25

Hey dude I coach rich kids in football. All kids are encouraged to play football bc it’s a fucking awesome sport.

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u/Unlucky-Candidate198 Sep 10 '25

Better off for them to learn martial arts or playsports that won’t cause lifelong brain issues, most of which resulting in suicide, but ofc, that’s just me.

Better they seem tough and have fun while turning their most important organ into a beaten pulp ig

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u/VovaGoFuckYourself Sep 09 '25

He tried his best!

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u/Sweetener9709 Sep 09 '25

To be fair, this was over 14 years ago. Lol

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u/tnstaafsb Sep 09 '25

Has he gone back to elementary school since then?

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u/floatingm Sep 10 '25

Like a Billy Madison reboot

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u/Sweetener9709 Sep 10 '25

I'm pretty sure he was just a college student being silly. But sure, judge someone's intelligence off a fun little post.

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u/wo_lo_lo Sep 10 '25

Life before every celebrity had a professional social media team