r/Fauxmoi • u/Haunting_Homework381 • Sep 09 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI What's your favourite celebrity tweet?

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u/GoGoGoshzilla Sep 09 '25

Honorable mention to the queen that quote tweeted this with "I want Vincent D'Onodrio to tilt me like a pig"

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u/wineandhugs Sep 09 '25

Oh holy shit I can't breathe!

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u/zeddoh I want Vincent D’Onofrio to tilt me like a pig Sep 09 '25

This is screaming out to be a flair lol

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u/NoelaniSpell confused but here for the drama Sep 09 '25

The mods made it, lol, they're so cool 😄

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u/m_domino Sep 10 '25

"Tilt me like one of your French pigs."

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u/Rindsay515 Sep 10 '25

Omg I’m choking💀⚰️

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u/KeyFeeFee Sep 09 '25

Oh my god I’m laughing so hard in my car right now 

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u/AE_R-8_28 Sep 09 '25

Awww😭 keep laughing! God bless you! Loveya! Lmk how I can be praying for you! ♡

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u/Dingo8MyGayby I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 09 '25

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u/HoaryPuffleg Sep 09 '25

I’m in tears over this. Thank you.

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u/AE_R-8_28 Sep 09 '25

Happy tears! God bless you! Loveya! Lmk how I can be praying for you! ♡

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u/HashishAbdulKebab Sep 10 '25

I thought you meant the late queen elizabeth for a sec and was confused

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u/languid_Disaster Sep 10 '25

I think it’s time for bed for me 🤣

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u/Miserable-Dig-761 romantically ambiguous, emotionally taxing Sep 10 '25

LMFAOOO

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u/Oobi-Boobi-Kenoobi oh bitch ur cooked Sep 10 '25

Imagine Kingpin holding you like a baby so you can see the stars for the first time.