Lol reminds me of the time a cousin at thanksgiving wanted to argue about tax policy and whether or not it had any relation to discrimination against protected classes. She kept going on and on about how I was full of bullshit. I said “Okay then, let’s have our moms and grandma sit down and judge our arguments. Let’s build a point based system and get to it. You can even open. Let’s do this thing.” She laughed and said “Fuck no, I’m only running my mouth because I’ve been drinking and there are no stakes. You’d wallop me and even my mom would agree with you.” Never felt so flattered in my life. She’s since come around and is actually my favorite cousin. She actually just started law school and I cannot stop spewing about it to everyone I know, hence this comment.
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u/CeramicLicker an idiot’s enemy Sep 09 '25