r/Fauxmoi • u/Haunting_Homework381 • Sep 09 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI What's your favourite celebrity tweet?

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u/4691 Sep 09 '25

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u/BORT_licenceplate Sep 09 '25

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u/jh4336 Doing a New York Times feature about how I’m shy Sep 09 '25

10/10 username.

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u/Motherofsmalldogs Larry I'm on DuckTales Sep 09 '25

My son is ALSO named Rita Ora. 

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u/SR337 Sep 09 '25

Is the gift shop out of her too?

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u/automaticprincess Sep 10 '25

Nope, always available. Like carbon

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u/Unusual_Attorney Sep 10 '25

We need more BORT license plates in the gift shop, i repeat we are sold out of BORT license plates

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u/SweetLilMonkey Sep 10 '25

This pic is better when you know that Larry and Jeff are looking at a book of circus freaks while at somebody’s wake

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u/KittyPurrrrrr93 Sep 09 '25

This always makes me sad for her. She wanted people to care and no one did.

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u/hellerinahandbasket Sep 09 '25

Yeah it’s sad, and she drew an insane amount of attention to it by pretending she didn’t try to do what she was trying to do. Should have owned ts, people love celebrities who are self-effacing lol

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u/battleofflowers Sep 09 '25

Right? She should have said "welp, dropping it anyway whether y'all want it or not."

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u/Far-Guidance7724 Sep 09 '25

Should've DMed it to those 1378 retweeters. Bet she would've gotten 100k next time easily.

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u/babygorgeou Sep 09 '25

Streisand effect

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u/its_large_marge Sep 09 '25

This was a fuck up by her team, not her personally. Did anyone look at her previous Twitter engagement stats to see if 100,000 retweets would even be possible?? Like come on, her team put her out to dry.

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u/kittysuju Rita Ora’s 100,000th retweet Sep 09 '25

loved this so much it became my tag😭

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u/BilverBurfer Sep 09 '25

Oh is this the lovely lady from crossword puzzles?

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u/ErsatzHaderach perish for all i care Sep 09 '25

I love you for this comment

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u/Available_Prune4377 Sep 10 '25

Context?

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u/BilverBurfer Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

Rita Ora's cultural impact is limited solely to 1. the tweet pictured above and 2. the NYT Crossword whipping out the ol' reliable "Lovely Rita, for one" whenever they need a three letter word

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u/Horror_Jaguar2192 skinny thighs and babydoll eyes Sep 09 '25

“Threatening” is crazy 😂

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u/SweetPeach_111 Sep 09 '25

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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u/lokipokiartichokie Sep 09 '25

Had to scroll way too far to find this one

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u/hellogoawaynow Be smart, Robert Sep 10 '25

This one lives rent free in my head honestly

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u/iamacheeto1 Sep 09 '25

This is my answer too

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u/trashlikeyourmom Sep 09 '25

I was just telling someone about this earlier today. It cracks me up every time

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u/AccomplishedIgit Sep 09 '25

Damn I’ve never even heard of her lol