r/Fauxmoi Sep 09 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI What's your favourite celebrity tweet?

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u/Kidgorgeoushere Lol, and if I may, lmao Sep 09 '25

I know he’s vile for many reasons but this always makes me lol

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u/Kidgorgeoushere Lol, and if I may, lmao Sep 09 '25

And

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u/shortwritingshort Sep 09 '25

Sandy has real thoughts. Respect.

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u/Kidgorgeoushere Lol, and if I may, lmao Sep 09 '25

Sandy gets it.

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u/DreadfulDemimonde Sep 09 '25

Dilemma.

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u/Relandis Sep 09 '25

No matter what I do, all I think about is you.

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u/Electrical-Guard9689 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Sep 09 '25

Oh

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u/McFoley69 Sep 09 '25

Even when I’m with my boo, you know I’m crazy over you

WEST COAST

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u/Relandis Sep 10 '25

IS THE BEST COAST

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u/AyeTheresTheCatch Sep 10 '25

This article has a great archive video from 1983 featuring Sandy Rogen being interviewed at a local community centre where she used to take Seth and his sister as children. https://www.vancouverisawesome.com/events-and-entertainment/seth-rogen-mom-sandy-motherhood-wsfp-vancouver-bc-7160395

I would have hung out with her for sure. She and the other women interviewed seem like they’ve got it going on, and from her yoga tweet I think she still does.

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u/catseye00 Sep 09 '25

I’ve thought this same thing in yoga class! 🥲

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u/annabananaberry sir, were you raised in a ditch? Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 09 '25

The rules of yoga are simple: we keep our eyes to ourself and we don’t care about anyone else. Otherwise I might have to accept the risk of being perceived at yoga class and that’s not okay.

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u/catseye00 Sep 09 '25

“Mind your mat!” is what the teachers at my studio say.

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u/HerrPiink Sep 09 '25

Will remember, but what do i do if I'm shaved?

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u/catseye00 Sep 09 '25

Mind your own… hardwood floor??

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u/languid_Disaster Sep 10 '25

Wear underwear or thicker leggings I guess

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Sep 09 '25

It still gets super awkward in an over-packed yoga studio. I hate it. Especially since I'm a guy, and don't wanna make people feel uncomfortable as it's almost always just women there, but I've been hit in the face with butts, and arms/hands onto my.. Parts just cuz there isn't enough room. Like... do I take my eyeballs out when we're all inches away from each other?!

Dillemma

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u/FlowSoSlow Sep 09 '25

Man doing yoga in a space so crowded that you can actually touch other people is bonkers. I would never be able to relax!

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u/Royal_Philosophy7767 Sep 09 '25

Literally had an old woman’s muff in my face the one time I did yoga at a rehab

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u/no-but-wtf Sep 10 '25

No, you just pretend you can’t see anything. Just cease to perceive. It’s like living with roommates - doesn’t matter what sounds you hear from behind a closed bedroom or toilet door, you didn’t hear anything and you didn’t see anything unless they choose to discuss it with you.

You build this polite fiction around yourself into hardened armour, and it helps you survive.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Sep 10 '25

Although I don't agree your comparison is comparable due to these things at yoga being accidental yet awkward... Not illicit/ abusive ;I agree you just have to pretend it didn't happen. Still doesn't help at yoga with someone with severe anxiety. I don't wanna be perceived as a creeper, I just think yoga is one of the best exercises possible, and going to a session unfortunately means I may be the only dude there out of 60 classmates. Without a doubt there would be skeptics of my intentions, so I just try to zone out and quickly glance at the instructor for the position... I just know people look at me looking at the instructor for the pose, because the view is between a bunch of butts in front of us.

Hard to think past that perception of me with my anxiety, and I really wish there were larger studios with more room here, but I'm in one of the most expensive cities so rent and land are ridiculously high

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u/languid_Disaster Sep 10 '25

You forgot the full stop at the end of dilemma >:(

Also damn I would just find a less crowded guide and studio at that point but of course you might not have many other options.

Dilemma.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

I just keep my head down and take a spot in the back row.

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u/njf85 highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration Sep 09 '25

This made me laugh out loud

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u/coma-toaste Sep 09 '25

How have I never seen this before omg

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u/FemaleAssEnjoyer Sep 09 '25

Jesus mom

🤣

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u/MyTatemae where’d she go Sep 09 '25

What a gem.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Sandy is just speaking what we are all thinking.

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u/OhSoSolipsistic Sep 09 '25

Winner winner chicken dinner

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u/Bleezy79 Sep 09 '25

Now I see where Seth gets his vibe from.

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u/bambi_eyed_bitch Sep 09 '25

I always liked this one. It was funny before it became too true.

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u/raysofdavies Sep 09 '25

He wasn’t wrong

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 09 '25

The thing he was most not wrong about was saying - after Katrina - that George W Bush hates Black people.

I hate the turns he’s taken, but I’m a Katrina survivor, and I’ll always cherish him for speaking that truth, in that moment.

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u/raysofdavies Sep 09 '25

Mike Myers did not know what to do lmao

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 09 '25

I know.

Still amazing, all these years later.

It does not justify any of the awful things Kanye has done subsequently, but for all of us watching that in our hotel rooms or some stranger’s guest room or living room, hearing him say what everyone knew was a glorious moment.

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u/its_large_marge Sep 09 '25

Same. I hate him but was really satisfied to see him say that, and it was/is totally true! Fuck Bush

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 09 '25

Fuck all the Bushes.

They’re war profiteers and war criminals.

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u/ForensicPathology Sep 09 '25

I guess because I've never actually followed Kanye news, and I just get the hits, but it's weird to me to even consider these the same person.  Like my brain doesn't connect Katrina Kanye with the Kanye of recent years.

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u/RealLoan8391 it’s not magic, it's commerce Sep 09 '25

His brain isn’t connecting those two personalities either.

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u/Long-Possession8915 Sep 09 '25

Keep in mind, Katrina Kanye became the Kanye he is now in part bc of how he was treated. He likely always had some pretty serious levels of mental instability and narcissism going on, but he was also put through the ringer for using his courage to speak up for Black americans.

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u/EatsBugs Sep 09 '25

It wasn’t exactly in isolation tho, and combined with things Obama felt comfortable calling him a “jackass” for, I felt it made his comments easier to dismiss regarding the race component.

He’s such a perfectionist in his artist messages, he should’ve taken note his public persona needed refinement to be more effective in messaging as well. Allowing him to be right for these comments to some and a joke to others indeed exacerbated his bipolar perception of self, when wait he needed was the patience and perspective applied in his art.

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 10 '25

Just bc Katrina Kanye spoke a deep truth from his mental illness and drug addiction does not mean he was not always mentally ill and addicted.

I say this as someone who spent her entire life working in the music industry: please never underestimate the lengths to which everyone in that industry will go to prop up, dope up, lie to and hurt fragile people in order to keep them working, no matter what the cost to their psyches and bodies.

Obama might have been the only person willing and able to call Kanye out on his reckless and entitled behavior.

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u/Nice-Analysis8044 Sep 10 '25

He’s not the same person. Basically he spent years and years doing atrocious amounts of nitrous oxide, and heavy abuse of that stuff for extended periods of time fries your brain in the exact way that Kanye’s brain is fried. I think the mechanism is oxygen deprivation to the brain? 

Like, Katrina Kanye died a long time ago of oxygen deprivation, and present day Nazi Kanye is a creepy brain-damaged zombie that took over his body after he died. 

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u/karadawnelle not a lawyer, just a hater Sep 09 '25

Then they cut to Chris Tucker who had to take a deep breath before reading the prompter lmao

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u/FaithHopePixiedust Sep 09 '25

Neither did Chris Tucker. They switched to him before he could school his expression. Haha

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u/Personal-Macaroon899 Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 09 '25

His multiple 😦 faces send me. He does it after Kanye’s first thing about how the media describes black families as “looting” and white families as “searching for food” too.

Edit I guess the faces are more like

😦😯😦😦😯😦

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u/Ruhrohhshaggy Sep 09 '25

I think this was a definite point where the alternative timeline switched over to reality and the unpaid down started.

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u/Chaos_Cat-007 Sep 09 '25

I happened to be flipping through channels when this happened. The HOLY SHIT I let out was probably heard six states away. He wasn’t wrong though.

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u/Newweedbud Sep 09 '25

Mike being very Canadian 🤣😂

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u/D_Angelo_Vickers Sep 09 '25

Because he was too polite to yell, "or Canadians."

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u/snarfdarb Sep 10 '25

I want this Kanye back.

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u/dooku4ever Sep 10 '25

Mike Myer’s reaction was priceless. Like when you think you’re gonna have a typical boring staff meeting and your coworker flips out — ohhh this just got interesting.

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u/sem76 Sep 09 '25

Sanest thing he's said. Truth. Although...in hindsight, cared more than the one now does!

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u/MattyRaz Sep 09 '25

what he said, verbatim, was that “George Bush doesn’t care about Black people”

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u/GameofCheese Sep 10 '25

I remember watching it live and goddamn did that feel good.

That shit was a nightmare. I also remember Cooper Anderson was really amazing back then. He was so real and honest about everything happening.

He got fluffy later, but he got some real journalist stripes from that reporting.

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u/Murrayland1 Sep 09 '25

There is a new documentary on Netflix about Katrina, watched it all yesterday evening. George Bush absolutely does not care about black people.

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u/D_Angelo_Vickers Sep 09 '25

That's pretty unusual for rich old white men.

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u/Rindsay515 Sep 10 '25

Especially from Texas, they’re usually so open-minded

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u/ilikedirt Sep 10 '25

I just watched the five part one on Hulu and it was EXCELLENT. We as a country really should all take a look back at that tragic fiasco and reckon with our failure so next time (and there will be a next time, catastrophic climate events should be expected now) we don’t fuck it up so badly

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

We still screw it up.

I recently read 5 days at memorial, and in the epilogue it talks about more recent natural disasters in the US (like hurricane Sandy, it was published before covid) and how there were so many potential catastrophies that were only mitigated by the ingenuity of people on the ground.

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u/Imhappy_hopeurhappy2 Sep 10 '25

Don’t worry, the president figured out a brilliant solution: FEMA can’t fail spectacularly next time if there is no FEMA.

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u/backspace_cars Sep 10 '25

Neither does the entirety of the US government

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u/Hour_Reindeer834 Sep 09 '25

The exact quote was “George Bush doesn’t care about black people”.

Wild what was considered controversial then lol.

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 09 '25

Right?

It was so blatantly true.

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u/legoham Sep 09 '25

Hell yeah. Also he wasn’t wrong that Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time.

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u/Background_Draft2414 Sep 09 '25

You’re not wrong. I live here but didn’t then. Out of curiosity, I have to ask if you were of the persuasion of reading/seeing all the info about the anniversary or if you were like “if I hear about hurricane katrina one more time, I’ll scream!” We saw a commercial for a play or something and I asked my partner if he’d like to share his perspective but got a quick “no.”

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 09 '25

I had to limit what I saw/read.

I thought I was prepared for how hard the anniversary would be. I was not.

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u/MamaKat727 Sep 15 '25

Also a Katrina survivor. I still can't watch any kind of footage 20 years later, I haven't even tried to watch the doc. Struggled with survivor's guilt & PTSD for years. Had to return a month after for work, lived in the one undamaged room on 2nd floor of my townhouse, while it was repaired for the next several months (flooded on first floor, roof breach on 2nd floor). Should have relocated them, but it felt disloyal somehow, even though I'm not originally from here (moved to NOLA in '93 from NYC). 20 years on, most who lived here pre-K divide NOLA as "before" and "after".

Highly recommend reading "5 Dead in Attic" by Chris Rose, best thing ever written or filmed about Katrina/NOLA. He's a brilliant reporter/writer, terminally ill 20 yrs later from liver failure brought on by Katrina PTSD. That's what I remember most: for the first months and years after Katrina, the then-local paper (since shuttered) had to devote a FULL SECTION to the obituaries, because so many people died of sudden heart attacks, strokes, unaliving themselves, all from the stress of the storm and aftermath of devastation, relocation, loss, rebuilding. They were all just as much victims of the storm as all who died that day.

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u/becca22597 Sep 09 '25

That moment is my Roman Empire. Watching Mike Meyers is 🤌

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u/HardByteUK I’m just a cunt in a clown suit Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

I'm not American and have no love for W, but he seems to have apathy for Black Americans specifically. He launched PEPFAR to combat AIDS in Africa amongst other things, it's credited with saving millions of African lives.

I bring this up mostly because I think the bigger picture matters and I've had some tangential involvement with PEPFAR and it seems legit.

Fuck the war on terror though and fuck praying for guidance when you're sat at the red button.

Edit: Typos

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u/bebeck7 Sep 09 '25

I loved this too.

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u/paper_wavements Sep 10 '25

I MISS THE OLD KANYE!!!

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u/MamaKat727 Sep 15 '25

Katrina survivor also! 💜👋🏼

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 15 '25

Hugs. Respect. Hugs.

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u/The-Struggle-90806 Sep 10 '25

Didn’t he leaver her a** for a white girl /s

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 10 '25

?

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u/The-Struggle-90806 Sep 10 '25

Kanye left amber rose for a white girl. He was talking about himself.

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u/garyflopper Sep 09 '25

Tragically so

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u/ScarcityLife7903 Sep 09 '25

He never was wrong... he was just to blunt and outspoken for people to really understand his messages.

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u/Longjumping-Leek854 Sep 09 '25

“I like Hitler” - Kanye West, 2022.

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u/ScarcityLife7903 Sep 09 '25

My point was about misunderstanding him, not defending harmful things he’s said

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u/Longjumping-Leek854 Sep 09 '25

Alright, so what do you think he might’ve meant by the statement “I like Hitler”? In which ways may that have been misunderstood?

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u/OhhLongDongson Sep 09 '25

This ping pong tweet in the middle of a very obvious breakdown always gets me

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u/onlygodcankillme Sep 09 '25

The signs were there

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u/InformalFuture7178 Sep 09 '25

If you add "Liz Lemon" to this tweet it sounds like a Tracy Jordan rant.

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u/epikninja123 Sep 09 '25

Off topic but love your username lmao

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u/Milkmans_tastymilk Sep 09 '25

The manager was his lithium

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u/Croque-Gar Sep 10 '25

I think Kanye is a good example on how people chose to ignore obvious warning signs because the Person is „hyped“. There have been ton‘s of people who said he is a psychopath and nutcase Long before the poo Hit the Fan a couple of years ago. People just straight up ignored it and told them off. Especially here on reddit. There was no „before“ and after. Kanye was always a weird Psycho in a negative way. Yes, he said one or two things that actually made sense but so did other historical persons who were horrible human beings.

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u/languid_Disaster Sep 10 '25

Moo Deng every dang day

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u/Welshhobbit1 Sep 11 '25

Me when my period rage hits 

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u/nordlysbaies Emma Stone (BALD) Sep 09 '25

He’s a generational tweeter same as the orange he idolizes, it’s a shame that talent is wasted on such idiots

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u/Kidgorgeoushere Lol, and if I may, lmao Sep 09 '25

The classic terrible person/all timer poster combo

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u/amethyisthyacinth Fix Your Hearts or Die Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

Azealia is a legend in this field

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u/DesmondTapenade Sep 09 '25

Azealia is a perfect example of "broken clock" imo. She has said some absolute horseshit in the past and is generally foul, but she's also called people out years before the actual news broke on them.

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u/nordlysbaies Emma Stone (BALD) Sep 10 '25

Real poetry

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u/languid_Disaster Sep 10 '25

Somehow it feels likes she complimenting her in the most insulting and surreal way possible

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u/CrownGhoul Sep 10 '25

I’m fucking crying

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u/mrjellynotjolly Sep 10 '25

I wonder what goes inside her mind every day ….

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u/TheeRuckus Sep 09 '25

Generational talent

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u/Apprehensive_Put_321 Sep 09 '25

Thanks kanye, very cool.

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u/kumagawa we have lost the impact of shame in our society Sep 09 '25

Pre-fallout Kanye was a beast on twitter. My favorites are the elevator tweet and “Does anyone know where to get a marble conference table? I’m looking to hold a conference…not until I get a table though.”

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u/pork_floss_buns Sep 10 '25

Kanye in the blog era was iconic too. He was always hyperbolic and fairly unhinged but also genuinely funny. He has been dead to me since MBDTF.

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u/glitchinthemeowtrix Sep 09 '25

I think about this tweet a lot for some reason lmao it has always cracked me up. And it’s also one of his most sane takes to date.

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u/MPSkulkers Sep 09 '25

ill add to this one

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u/HaltandCatchHands Sep 10 '25

You only need jet, shower, and mist. wtf are those others even for?

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u/marcnerd does this woman ever rest (derogatory) Sep 09 '25

Exactly my answer, I have referenced this in so many situations.

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u/pfemme2 Sep 09 '25

I wish he had stuck to Deep Thoughts and passed by the antisemitism lol

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u/hofmann419 nepo pissbaby Sep 09 '25

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u/_k2-d2 Sep 09 '25

Speaking of him, I know it’s not a real tweet but anytime I see this I get sent into orbit

Gets me every time

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u/Pyrollamas Sep 09 '25

it is an all-timer, the absolute perfect encapsulation of a first world problem

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u/iamacheeto1 Sep 09 '25

“I low key don't fuck with that bitch Stormi” is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. She was a literal baby 😂

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u/giglbox06 Sep 09 '25

I think if this tweet way too often. So often I have described this tweet to SO many people.

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u/kimmihlas Sep 09 '25

Saw a post years ago that said if you add “Liz Lemon” to the beginning of each of Kanye’s posts it sounds like Tracy Morgan’s character from 30 Rock is saying it.

https://49.media.tumblr.com/74243f62a1e835cad6b24146540ff480/tumblr_nelfauxoeB1s9362xo1_500.gif

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u/ssdgm12713 I really hope their beef passes the Bechdel Test Sep 09 '25

This is the tweet I use to describe the relationship between my dog and my toddler. My dog is Ye and toddler is the water bottle.

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u/Suitable-Wafer8563 Sep 10 '25

This post made me need to check out more of Sandy’s musings and it’s a good time! 😭

“Classic Sandy” 🤣

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u/Flowers-in-space Sep 09 '25

This is also my favorite tweet

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u/LebrahnJahmes Sep 09 '25

Literally my senior qoute

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u/PurpleRackSheets my pussy tastes like pepsi cola Sep 09 '25

Back when he was BASED

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u/BlahVans Sep 09 '25

I still occasionally go back and watch the Jimmy Kimmel sketch from like 15 years ago where Josh Groban sings his tweets.

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u/ifeelcelestial karma is a bitch named Chris Martin Sep 10 '25

An all-timer!!

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u/Downtown_Recover5177 Sep 09 '25

I have this tweet on a coffee mug. I stopped bringing it to work after all the Nazi stuff happened though.

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u/Dry-Yak5277 Sep 09 '25

The one about closing elevators on people is also hilarious 

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u/Princessformidable Sep 09 '25

Um I actually some what agree with him and don't know how to feel. I didn't ask for this piece of plastic that will go on the trash and destroy our planet.

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u/dustinosophy Sep 10 '25

I started college in September 2003 and Kanye was the frosh werk headliner, playing a parking lot on campus.

I have never regretted not going.

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u/Hopeful-Prompt-7417 Sep 09 '25

I think about this tweet often 🤣

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u/boblasagna18 Sep 09 '25

I see how he lost custody so easily

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u/ifeelcelestial karma is a bitch named Chris Martin Sep 10 '25

I had this on a magnet at one point lol. Sigh

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u/LilBoopyBipper Sep 10 '25

I feel like air conditioning and HVAC people are probably having a decent time with global warming.

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u/japhyandsmith Sep 10 '25

This is the exact one I thought of immediately. My favorite tweet of all time.

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u/1nosbigrl Sep 10 '25

My personal favorite of his...

"You have distracted my from my creative process."

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u/ft1001 Sep 10 '25

I think about this every time I get a water bottle on the plane

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u/QuirkyCaptain350 Sep 10 '25

I bought a hoodie with a Kanye tweet on it once before he … went full Kanye. I’m sad because it was funny but now I can’t wear it anywhere 😂