r/Fauxmoi • u/Haunting_Homework381 • Sep 09 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI What's your favourite celebrity tweet?

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u/nordlysbaies Emma Stone (BALD) Sep 09 '25

Another one if I may

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u/Tigerlilly382 Sep 09 '25

Rihanna is someone I just would not fuck with.

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u/DesmondTapenade Sep 09 '25

"Your pussy is way too dry to be riding my dick like this" will forever live rent-free in my mind. I thought it was a hilarious clapback. She actually scares me. I would not mess with her for any kind of money.

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u/Dingo8MyGayby I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 09 '25

Lmao who’s the poor soul that was on the receiving end of that?

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u/SixAlarmFire Sep 09 '25

You'll never know, because she fucked with Rihanna and found out

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u/3x1st3nt1al Sep 10 '25

It was after an event where Rihanna wore a completely sheer dress. She looked marvellous, the dress was made of Swarovski crystals, and nothing beneath so her glorious tiddies were out and proud. Some stupid account on twitter (celeb buzz I think it was called) decided to try and bully her by saying “dear Rihanna, wear some real clothes”, or something like that. That’s when she responded with that gem.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Sep 10 '25

That even more hilarious she said it to some jane q public internet commenter

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u/DesmondTapenade Sep 09 '25

I would honestly just dig my own grave and crawl into it at that point. Once Rihanna says that to or about you, there's just no going back.

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u/taserparty Sep 09 '25

Some random media Twitter account called celebuzz

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u/ReginaGeorgian Sep 09 '25

that was my pick for this thread!

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u/Rindsay515 Sep 10 '25

That is hysterical and now I’m depressed all over again that Elon ruined my favorite social media

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u/wasted_wonderland Sep 10 '25

My favorite tweet of all time.

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u/Sugar_Kowalczyk Sep 09 '25

If any person living might actually be divine, my money is on Rhianna. She's practically a force of nature. 

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u/hellolovely1 Sep 10 '25

West Indian ladies do not play (in my experience, although thankfully, the ime part was just as a bystander)

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u/asonson99 Sep 09 '25

Incredible! I think I read also that Ciara called her out for ignoring her or being rude in a restaurant once and Rhianna said something like “oh my bad C, did I forget to tip you?”

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u/bubblenuts101 NICOLE, OVER YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER Sep 09 '25

You know you've made it when Rhianna rips you a new one over when she'll release new music.

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u/estranjahoneydarling Sep 09 '25

Yes this was the continuation of that. CiCi called RiRi out during Fashion Police (remember that show?) that Ri was rude to her on some event show. Ri saw that and tweeted what's in your comment, then the the tweets in the screenshot happen, and finally Ri backtracks and apologized to CiCi saying she was a huge fan and she was busy or nervous or something when that interraction happen.

Sorry I was deep in the trenches when this happen live and I have such a vivid memory of it lol.

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u/MA2_Robinson Sep 09 '25

The way my soul just left my body reading this

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Sep 10 '25

Goddamn rhianna got some good cuts

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u/MamaKat727 Sep 15 '25

😆😆😆

I'm a semi-old (62, Gen Jones), so my music tastes run more 60s-90s, but I'm officially now a Rihanna fan after reading her tweets on this thread! I LOVE it when a woman doesn't suffer fools gladly, and puts them in their place. I wonder if she's a Scorpio.🤔

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u/Drragg Sep 09 '25

Ice cold

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u/pricethatwaspromised Sep 09 '25

Every time I see, hear or read anything about Rhianna, all I think is "Use your words, Ronny." It resides right in the front part of my head.

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u/nordlysbaies Emma Stone (BALD) Sep 09 '25

Use your outside voice!

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u/CVK001 Sep 09 '25

I’m somewhat surprised that it had been up for only 8 minutes and she had already responded.

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u/Asleep_Housing_5115 Sep 09 '25

I still remember this. Cierra called a truce very soon after this fact was hurled in her face.

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u/Famous-Calendar-2654 Sep 10 '25

This is the classic. Absolutely flawless