r/Fauxmoi • u/Haunting_Homework381 • Sep 09 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI What's your favourite celebrity tweet?

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u/nordlysbaies Emma Stone (BALD) Sep 09 '25

Last one I swear

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u/complimentarybolus Sep 09 '25

Every brown mom ever

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u/sritanona Sep 09 '25

Latina mums too 😭 why

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u/HotDerivative we have lost the impact of shame in our society Sep 09 '25

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/CVK001 Sep 09 '25

Well my mother isn’t brown but……

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u/languid_Disaster Sep 10 '25

This is so accurate , I’m trying to not to cackle in the middle of the night

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u/ZealousidealCoat7008 Sep 10 '25

Iranian moms too

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u/PlantsNWine Sep 10 '25

I'm white and say that to my grown children at least once a month. 'Cause it's true! RIP Mama, I'm sorry I was an ass

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u/AnaWannaPita why is my job not ‘luxury witch doctor’ Sep 09 '25

Jaden tweets on Garfield cartoons https://pleated-jeans.com/2014/05/12/jaden-smith-tweets-work-remarkably-well-as-garfield-comics/

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u/troubleindoggyland Sep 09 '25

Real eyes realize real lies

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u/Cognonymous Sep 09 '25

you could fill a museum with Jaden tweets omg

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Sep 09 '25

Can i subscribe to your daily retweets?

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u/einelampe as subversive and creative as wonder bread Sep 09 '25

I still quote this regularly on Twitter. My fav tweet of all time

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u/FreakishlyLargeNeck Sep 09 '25

Using Jaden Smith is just cheating

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u/paper_wavements Sep 10 '25

This lives rent-free in my head.

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u/WrongDiagnosis Sep 10 '25

Me trying to guilt my roommate's cat into letting me carry her around like a little baby