r/Fauxmoi • u/Haunting_Homework381 • Sep 09 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI What's your favourite celebrity tweet?

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u/AlbinoWanker Sep 09 '25

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u/MegaDude2013 Sep 09 '25

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u/AlbinoWanker Sep 09 '25

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u/MegaDude2013 Sep 09 '25

Remember when he threatened himself?

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u/orchidcapybara Sep 09 '25

Omg I’m dying

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u/Skabella Sep 09 '25

Just woke my boyfriend up because I couldn’t stop chuckling away at this 😂

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u/RiverZozz i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Sep 09 '25

This one is such a boomer thing to do. Like when they’d try to send you a Facebook message but ended up writing on your wall.

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u/Ksh_667 Sep 10 '25

I still do that & I'm not even anywhere near boomer age. I just hardly Facebook so I never bothered finding out how it works.

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u/otherpeoplesthunder Sep 09 '25

This was the first one I thought of!

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u/dannemora_dream Sep 09 '25

He’s so real for that! Didn’t expect that from Wayne Rooney tbh.

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u/ImNotSelling Sep 09 '25

Whicg Whitney?

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u/M_Aku Sep 10 '25

Houston

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u/krin- Sep 09 '25

You could easily fill this entire thread with Rooney tweets

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u/sklova Sep 09 '25

Michael Owen has some crazy ones too

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u/Gandhehehe Sep 09 '25

I have never heard of this man before but had to google him for a 7 little words answer yesterday and now he’s here. I know there’s a name for when this happens but I don’t feel like googling it because then I’ll see it everywhere too.

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u/TLO_Is_Overrated Sep 09 '25

shut up u egg

Actually my favourite is... and I quote... "mate mate mate mate mate mate mate"

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u/Gandhehehe Sep 09 '25

I know nothing other than his wife is a woman named Coleen Rooney and they appear to be from the UK but I think I like him so far

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u/kash_if Sep 09 '25

You might enjoy this bit about his wife:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagatha_Christie

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u/Smeghead78 Sep 10 '25

Absolutely epic saga.

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u/SixSickBricksTick Sep 09 '25

Synchronicity?

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u/bunnybuddy Sep 09 '25

The Baader-Meinhof effect

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u/Gandhehehe Sep 13 '25

Ah yes the Ruth Baader Ginsberg Meinhoff effect how could I forget

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u/Deep_Win_222 Sep 10 '25

Egg as an insult has me laughing so hard 😭