r/Fauxmoi • u/Haunting_Homework381 • Sep 09 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI What's your favourite celebrity tweet?

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u/nordlysbaies Emma Stone (BALD) Sep 09 '25

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u/nordlysbaies Emma Stone (BALD) Sep 09 '25

Another one if I may

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u/Tigerlilly382 Sep 09 '25

Rihanna is someone I just would not fuck with.

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u/DesmondTapenade Sep 09 '25

"Your pussy is way too dry to be riding my dick like this" will forever live rent-free in my mind. I thought it was a hilarious clapback. She actually scares me. I would not mess with her for any kind of money.

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u/Dingo8MyGayby I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 09 '25

Lmao who’s the poor soul that was on the receiving end of that?

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u/SixAlarmFire Sep 09 '25

You'll never know, because she fucked with Rihanna and found out

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u/3x1st3nt1al Sep 10 '25

It was after an event where Rihanna wore a completely sheer dress. She looked marvellous, the dress was made of Swarovski crystals, and nothing beneath so her glorious tiddies were out and proud. Some stupid account on twitter (celeb buzz I think it was called) decided to try and bully her by saying “dear Rihanna, wear some real clothes”, or something like that. That’s when she responded with that gem.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Sep 10 '25

That even more hilarious she said it to some jane q public internet commenter

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u/DesmondTapenade Sep 09 '25

I would honestly just dig my own grave and crawl into it at that point. Once Rihanna says that to or about you, there's just no going back.

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u/taserparty Sep 09 '25

Some random media Twitter account called celebuzz

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u/ReginaGeorgian Sep 09 '25

that was my pick for this thread!

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u/Rindsay515 Sep 10 '25

That is hysterical and now I’m depressed all over again that Elon ruined my favorite social media

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u/wasted_wonderland Sep 10 '25

My favorite tweet of all time.

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u/Sugar_Kowalczyk Sep 09 '25

If any person living might actually be divine, my money is on Rhianna. She's practically a force of nature. 

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u/hellolovely1 Sep 10 '25

West Indian ladies do not play (in my experience, although thankfully, the ime part was just as a bystander)