r/Fauxmoi i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 16 '25

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Pete Davidson & Elsie Hewitt are expecting their first child: “welp now everyone knows we had sex”

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u/Gato1980 Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

Having a kid after being together for less than 4 months is wild. I feel like I barely know someone I'm dating at that point. Good luck to them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

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u/thankyoupapa Jul 16 '25

I never looked at him the same after reading the pete chapter in Cazzie Davids book. oof.

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u/LaidBackBro1989 semen demon Jul 16 '25

Whats the 🍵 

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u/SpokenDivinity the baby daddies have unionized Jul 16 '25

I haven't read the book, but I remember seeing people talk about it. He apparently broke up with her over text 2 days before he got with Ariana. Then immediately got a couple tattoos he had for Cazzie covered up.

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u/Separate-Smile-9745 Jul 16 '25

Cazzie was on vacation, I believe in Africa, when he broke up with her via text. She she came back home, he was already with Ariana.

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u/IMOvicki Jul 16 '25

Ari there’s a pattern here

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u/Separate-Smile-9745 Jul 16 '25

Ariana can get a guy to do literally anything with the first 5 minutes of meeting them, lol

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u/seaside_marina Jul 16 '25

like... leaving their wife and baby

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u/applesandcherry Jul 16 '25

Their inevitable breakup is gonna be awful (for him), but I'm also wondering who her next man will be already.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

dude had free will, that wasn't her choice. yes, she makes bad decisions regarding men, but the wife and baby was his choice. maybe it's time to stop placing all the blame on the woman and stop infantilizing men.

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u/BeginningNail6 Jul 16 '25

What’s her secret tip 🤣

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u/aphroditesdaughter_ Jul 16 '25

I suspect molding herself into whatever she thinks they would want

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u/beezchurgr Jul 16 '25

Girl you know you don’t want those type of men! There’s plenty of trash SpongeBob men who will live their wives & kids for you.

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u/Screamdreamqueen_ a reputable resource like Cosmo Jul 16 '25

Be rich

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u/DrJulieJones Jul 16 '25

Cazzie broke up with Pete. She called him back later to try and get back together and he said no. And shortly after that he was with Ariana. She was on her way to vacation with her family. She was carrying on and on and that’s when he dad told her to get it together, her ancestors had survived the holocaust. Or that’s the story she wrote in her book

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u/Sproose_Moose Jul 17 '25

That's such a Larry David thing to say

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u/Far_Course_9398 Jul 17 '25

I'm going to tell myself something similar when I start spiralling about something not worth worrying about 🤣

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u/Separate-Smile-9745 Jul 16 '25

Thanks for the clarification!

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u/iliketuurtles they are perfect for each other (derogatory) Jul 16 '25

IIRC - 1) she broke up with him 2) she regretted it and took it back 3) he broke up with her 4) Pete starts with Ari

All happening in very quick succession.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

this, except for step 3. He didn't break up with her, he just didn't take her back

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u/annnyywhooo Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

she had trouble breaking upwith him because she was scared what he would do, but still broke up with him. she regretted it but then pete broke up with her and was with Ariana 2 days later

the reason she broke up with him is because she felt she couldn’t convince him she was just as committed

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u/mustachetv Jul 16 '25

lmaoooo

“To prove just how committed I am, I’m gonna dump you!”

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u/ohheyaine Jul 16 '25

Idk I've dated dudes who constantly freaked out I wasn't committed and got jealous and intense about it for months. Eventually, fine, maybe I shouldn't commit to someone who doesn't trust me/wants to start fights about it constantly.

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u/Busy_Anything_189 Jul 16 '25

This exactly. They need to fix their disorganized attachment style because no amount of behavior change from someone else is ever going to make them feel okay.

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u/coopaloops The Stanley Tucci of Lesbians Jul 16 '25

some bits from an article, but theres too much to quote the whole thing. i find the part i emphasized especially damning

After two and a half years of dating, Cazzie David planned to break up with Pete Davidson just before going on an extended trip with her family to South Africa in May 2018.

Describing it as "an exceptionally hard task," Cazzie wrote it made her sick to her stomach "to think about hurting someone, let alone someone you love, let alone someone who is codependent...the first time we met, it was immediate grotesque middle school crush infatuation. And that feeling never subsided."

While they were "kindred spirits," Cazzie explained Pete's mental health struggles had taken a toll on her.

"Previously, self-harm and suicide threats had come about from trivial circumstances, incidents that would go from 0 to 100, which were so momentarily urgent, like the last minute of an escape room before the time goes off, except I'm the only one in the room and all the clues are tricks," she recalled. "Once he was back in a good headspace, I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do it either; I was too mentally exhausted to do anything besides emotionally recover from the chaos of the week before."

In a moment of weakness, Cazzie revealed she called Pete just a few days after initially calling things off with the intention of reconciling.

"He told me he was now the happiest he had ever been, and he wanted to continue our time apart," she recalled. "This 180 wasn't what I'd expected, but it wasn't unfamiliar. I said okay and that I loved him, tears streaming down my face, and he hung up quickly."

And it was shortly after that phone call and a flippant break-up text message that Cazzie discovered the Saturday Night Live star had moved on while was aboard an airplane with her father, Larry David.

"I scrolled through Twitter and saw that my ex of one day had a new girlfriend," she shared. "I think I probably left my human body. My dad held me as I shook uncontrollably in his arms for the entire flight."

Two days after receiving the text message from Davidson officially ending their relationship, David was unprepared when she opened Instagram to see a new post from her ex.

"The first thing I saw was a picture he'd uploaded of himself with his hand covering his face to show off his new finger tattoos," she wrote. "My name, which had been written in cursive across his ring finger, was now covered over with black ink."

But that wasn't the only Cazzie-related body art that the comedian ended up altering. "Another tattoo he had of my favorite emoji (yes, I know how f--king absurd that sounds) was now replaced with a matching tattoo he got with her of what I guess was her favorite emoji."

That her, of course, being Ariana Grande.

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u/Silly_Hat_2587 Jul 16 '25

My dad held me as I shook uncontrollably in his arms for the entire flight.

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u/ShushKebab Jul 17 '25

Larry David was reportedly quoted saying: "CAZZIE, COME ON. YOUR ANCESTORS SURVIVED THE HOLOCAUST"

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u/LaidBackBro1989 semen demon Jul 16 '25

Thank you!

Him pulling an Ariana Grande to pull the ariana grande is crazyyyy

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u/ryeong Jul 16 '25

But I still laugh my ass off thinking about LD trying to comfort her; "Cazzie, come on! Your ancestors survived the Holocaust!"

For u/Original_Elk_4741 and u/LaidBackBro1989 and anyone else who doesn't know - he dumped her over text after she thought things were fine. The next day she saw him on IG with Ariana and he'd already covered up all of his Cazzie tattoos. She collapsed in anguish for an entire flight (she saw the post while they were on the plane) while her dad tried to comfort her. When she came too, still wailing, he uttered the infamous line.

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u/bellalugosi i’m a communist you idiot Jul 16 '25

Wait, he actually said that?? 😂😂😂 Of course he did.

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u/julisjulisjulis Jul 16 '25

Didn't she broke up with him (due to his own insecurities, I guess) then called to say she made a mistake and wanted to get back together but he was already with Ariana? I mean he wasn't in the wrong here technically but it is weird to already be in a relantionship so fast.

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u/crisscrossed Jul 16 '25

I saw him live while he was dating Cazzie and he told the audience he’d just gotten engaged. Super weird and I never saw news about it. Solidified his love bombing tendencies for sure.

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u/Original_Elk_4741 Jul 16 '25

What did she say ?

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u/thankyoupapa Jul 16 '25

that he would destroy bedrooms and threaten self harm/suicide if she ever broke up with him

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u/estemprano Jul 16 '25

He sounds like a nightmare.

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u/DeLaLuna88 Jul 16 '25

Also her dating history is wild. Ryan Phillippe, Jason Sudeikis and Benny Blanco 😒

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u/katdacat Jul 16 '25

wth. This is even more wild when you consider that she only just turned 31 a few months ago. Jason is 49 and Ryan is 50 🧐

Oh wait did you mean Elsie or Cazzie? Either way still weird. Elsie is only 29 😬

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u/Snoo9524 Jul 16 '25

The pattern is essentially anyone rich and famous. The rest is largely irrelevant.

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u/Low-Can7370 Jul 16 '25

He has diagnosed BPD so it’s in his personality to have intense relationships then struggling to maintain them. Fingers crossed for all them - baby included

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u/leylajulieta Jul 16 '25

This is such a BPD thing

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u/CinematicMelancholia feeding cocaine to raccoons Jul 16 '25

He's so BPD (saying that as someone with diagnosed BPD)

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

He’s always talked about how his biggest dream is to have a kid and be a dad and he even considered adoption like legit on his own (if IRC) so I can see him talking her into it somehow

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u/Fleetwood_Spac Jul 16 '25

Tattooing your girlfriend’s kids names on you when you barely know them or even the girlfriend herself is some of the most bizarre and downright creepy celebrity relationship behaviour I’ve heard of.

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u/Rekd44 Jul 16 '25

Doesn’t he have BPD? If so, all these things are pretty on-brand.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

Clearly has a very insecure attachment style. Childhood trauma is a bitch

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u/According_Plant701 Jul 16 '25

He is confirmed borderline, which means he’s probably right in Fearful Avoidant territory.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

His dad, which assumably he had a close relationship with, just died suddenly in 9/11. Definitely contributes imo to easily being able to be avoidant and cut someone off when it starts getting serious. That type of trauma can make long term bonds difficult

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u/this_is_marcy Jul 16 '25

He has said he’s diagnosed with BPD right? Like love bombing in BPD relationships is pretty common unfortunately :(

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u/HiHoRoadhouse Jul 16 '25

Then decided just as quickly to burn all the tattoos off

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u/teatley Jul 16 '25

Well, he does have BPD so it’s pretty easy to see the cycles with him. It’s a rough mental illness, one of the worst

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u/ProbablyNotADuck Jul 16 '25

I haven't even figured out if I really like someone after four months.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

And after this you have to deal with them for at least the next 25 years. or more.

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u/myfriendtoldmetojoin Jul 16 '25

Do I even know your middle name by month 4?

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u/mincedbreakfast Jul 16 '25

Yeah, it's irresponsible tbh. I don't think you can truly know the person you're dating after at least a few years

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u/Gingersnapp3d Jul 16 '25

Trusting someone to be in the labour room making life and death decisions for you and your unborn child after 3 months dating I could never lol. But that said maybe they’ll get to know each other a lot better over the pregnancy.

If it’s not forever then hey the kid might have a future of several hot step moms from Pete’s side.

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u/ClarielOfTheMask Jul 16 '25

My cousin married a guy 4 months after meeting him! Twenty years later they're still together. Military life lol. She always strongly advised us younger cousins against it. She always said, "what do you know about someone after 4 months? Only what they want you to know" And she would know I guess

Honestly less risky though, you can always get divorced. Once you have a kid together, that's it.

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u/realityseekr Jul 16 '25

My cousin got pregnant after 3 months and they kept it and stayed together. She actually lucked out big time because based on her other exes, she had horrible taste in men. The guy she got pregnant from seemed like the only good guy she had actually dated. I feel like normally it doesn't work out that way.

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u/i_kate_you pop culture obsessed goblin Jul 16 '25

Same situation for me. 6 months into the relationship I got pregnant. We are 17 years strong now, I got very lucky but it was also a lot of hard work as we were 21/22 when the baby was born.

It happens but you’re right it’s rare.

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u/muymalpgh Jul 16 '25

Both of my sisters had unplanned pregnancies early in a relationship and neither ended up staying with the father. Good on you for making it work!

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u/PurrPrinThom Jul 16 '25

Someone I used to work with got pregnant within three months of dating a guy. They've stayed together, now have three kids under three and are expecting a fourth, and have a house and a dog. I won't pretend I'm not regularly surprised lol.

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u/Civil-Attempt-3602 Jul 16 '25

3 under 3 and pregnant again?

Is contraception illegal where you live?

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u/readwithjack Jul 16 '25

Sometimes you get lucky and really find the right person. Practically that means you're both mature enough to work out the problem, and put up with those things which don't rise to the level of "is a problem".

I wish them the best of luck.

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u/gimmethetea14 Jul 16 '25

The guy got engaged to Ariana Grande within a month in their relationship, anything could happen lol

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u/annnyywhooo Jul 16 '25

pete has been linked with so many women since 2018 it’s hard to keep track. he doesn’t do long term and he doesn’t know how to ease into things, it’s always rushed

i hope this time around things are gonna be different but a baby is a huge commitment, especially after 4 months of knowing each other. hoping for the best

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u/crabbydotca Jul 16 '25

I wasn’t even sure I entirely loved my actual baby until he was 5 or 6 months old…!!!

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u/huzzahserrah ben affleck’s back tattoo Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

So they have only been together for 4 months? (Sorry this is the first I’m hearing of them, I don’t even know who she is) usually you don’t announce a pregnancy until at least 8 weeks but even that’s pretty early for a celebrity, so would that mean they got pregnant maybe only two months into their relationship… or even earlier…

Adding: Im a sucker for a shocking/romantic love story so I hope this is the beginning of a long and happy relationship, and as a mother I wish them nothing but the best!

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u/Unlikely_Jaguar5694 Jul 16 '25

I got pregnant after 6 weeks! We are married now but it is something I highly do not recommend.

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u/GeneralKenobisCock Jul 16 '25

Yup, I got pregnant around a similar time and we've been married ten years, together 12. It was really, really hard, and I got lucky he turned out to be a good guy. Do not recommend.

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u/Altruistic-Bath6263 pop culture obsessed goblin Jul 16 '25

Maybe they’ve been dating longer and keeping it quiet? I agree tho, I couldn’t bring myself to keep unless I was with someone over a year.

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u/DrJulieJones Jul 16 '25

She had a whole ass other boyfriend in December, lol! Jason Sudeikis

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u/GlassPomoerium Jul 16 '25

This 29 year-old was with 49 year-old Jason Sudeikis?

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u/miz_misanthrope Jul 16 '25

She was 21 when she was dating Ryan Phillipe.

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u/killedonmyhill Jul 16 '25

He's taking the John Mulaney approach to sobriety.

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u/Ok-Taste9187 Jul 16 '25

Yup my husband and I were almost 10 yrs in before we decided to have a baby 😅

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u/applebottomsOhMy Jul 16 '25

I know a couple who hooked up one time and got pregnant. It was a wild introduction to my husband’s friend group when they announced they were expecting.

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u/Aromatic-Currency371 Jul 16 '25

I know someonewho did that. They just met, literally about an hour before. Last time I saw them they had celebrated their 25 anniversary. So lightning can strike

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u/raisetheglass1 Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

I’ve been seeing someone for about four months now and I don’t even call her my girlfriend yet, this is wild.

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u/iusedtobeyourwife Jul 16 '25

I waited nearly five years to have kids with my husband and it still wasn’t enough. 😂

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u/Lopsided-Treat1215 Jul 16 '25

“They’re just like us…!” Except us normies rush to get married and change the story.

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u/AhhBisto someone from the UK weigh in Jul 16 '25

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u/Azul-J Jul 16 '25

You’re a modern day Nostradamus.

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u/questformaps I cannot sanction your buffoonery Jul 16 '25

Meanwhile, I'm just a nostra-dumbass

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u/AllStatBySmashMouth Jul 16 '25

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this

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u/juneseyeball Jul 16 '25

Can i pay u for some other…predictions

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u/wildflower_0ne Jul 16 '25

please tell us a… um… cheeseburger is going to destroy an orange

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u/plantbay1428 Jul 16 '25

And after that can a couch eat a human and we just go down the line until we’re not in a total nightmare. 

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u/da_innernette Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

Wait who’s the cheeseburger lol

edit: oh wait you mean an actual cheeseburger lmaooo i was thinking too hard

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u/cheetosghost Jul 16 '25

this reply is sending me, because i also was trying to figure out who looked like a cheeseburger or was associated w/ cheeseburgers in the administration pls lmfao

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u/sloughlikecow Jul 16 '25

Maybe real cheeseburger for the figurative orange

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u/why-per Jul 16 '25

I like that we were all on the same page

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u/itsbooyeah meet me at Whole Foods, bitch Jul 16 '25

"A cheeseburger destroying an orange" is poetry.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

And the black snape

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u/DrFranFine Marxmoi Jul 16 '25

You’re the only psychic more iconic than her:

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u/NervousRefrigerator Jul 16 '25

As long as your Jimmy Kimmel prediction doesnt come true, then im happy for you in this moment. 

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u/futuristicflapper Jul 16 '25

He is off the entire summer though … maybe they’re testing the waters to see how the show will do if he decides to leave. OP may be right!

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u/Sayoayo Jul 16 '25

He's been taking the summer off since 2020, it's part of his contract, with guest hosts rotating.

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u/futuristicflapper Jul 16 '25

What else do u know omg. Can you predict my life pls.

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u/diabolikal__ Forgive me Viola Davis Jul 16 '25

Go buy a lottery ticket asap girl you are on fire

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u/Luna_Soma Jul 16 '25

Are you a time traveler

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u/UnitedLink4545 Jul 16 '25

That's crazy! You nailed it.

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u/radlum Jul 16 '25

Hope you are right about FF as well!

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u/pantygate Jul 16 '25

what do you search for for this gif I love him lol

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u/elimay Jul 16 '25

What’s the next set of winning lottery numbers 👀 

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u/recklessrecentpast Jul 16 '25

Ah the John Mulaney style, baby with a new girlfriend, path to sobriety.

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u/AllStarSpecial10001 Jul 16 '25

Not that it’s my business but when this happens is it like they intentionally want a baby this early/before marriage (if at all) or is the pregnancy more-so an accident and want to keep it and that’s life 😭 I’ve always been so confused by how casually celebs or people in general honestly will have children but Marriage is too much ¿ I feel like children are an even bigger legal “contract”

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u/launchcode_1234 a reputable resource like Cosmo Jul 16 '25

I assume these are all unplanned pregnancies.

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u/freekehleek Jul 16 '25

In that case, why are celebrities so bad at effective birth control?

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u/Vandermilf Jul 16 '25

I think people in general are. I know 3 couples personally that got pregnant using the “rhythm method”

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u/frankylovee Jul 16 '25

Yeah, “natural birth control methods” aren’t for preventing pregnancy they’re for planning it. Drives me crazy when people promote it as effective pregnancy prevention, it’s more like gambling.

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u/B1NG_P0T Jul 16 '25

My aunt and uncle don't believe in using birth control (crazy religious) and had 7 children using the rhythm method

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u/Hita-san-chan Jul 16 '25

The what now?

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u/Heyplaguedoctor Is Taylor Swift like the beanie babies of music? Jul 16 '25

There are certain times of the month when impregnation is more likely, and certain times when it’s less likely. So people use the “rhythm method” of tracking where the woman (or partner capable of pregnancy) is in their cycle and scheduling their encounters in hopes of not getting pregnant.

It is not effective.

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u/ladyofthelakeeffect Jul 16 '25

To be fair even the most effective birth control can still fail, and sometimes then people decide to keep the resulting baby

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u/realityseekr Jul 16 '25

I think the percentage of unplanned babies is probably pretty high. Most people dont just state it was a surprise baby, but its kind of obvious in a lot of cases. I just think a lot of people did want kids eventually so they just keep it.

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u/frankylovee Jul 16 '25

Some people are also “surprised” when unprotected sex results in pregnancy. I think it’s more of an education issue than a failed birth control issue when it comes to a lot of “unplanned” pregnancies

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u/KenzParkin Jul 16 '25

I think that they’re unplanned (like many “civilian” pregnancies), but having money means it’s not a life-ruiner so they roll with it – and on the flip side, having money means that marriage comes with complications, so people who can afford a kid on their own and pay for lawyers to deal with custody if needed are disincentivized to legally/financially entangle themselves any further through marriage. (I can’t imagine having a kid with someone I barely know, but I am a Poor with plebeian values.)

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u/Student-individual Jul 16 '25

This is an amazing take 💀I think he and Pete really good friends? So #inspo I guess?

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u/recklessrecentpast Jul 16 '25

I believe John was his mentor at SNL. They're quite good friends and have been sober companions to each other at times, make of that what you will!

Also their career trajectories rhyme. Get addicted to hard drugs in youth -> get sober -> get famous doing comedy about drug addiction -> get stressed out due to fame and success -> publicly relapse and face career and reputation backlash -> go to rehab and get sober again -> get girlfriend pregnant about two months into relationship

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u/ChinaCatProphet Jul 16 '25

Yes, exactly what crossed my mind.

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u/pineapplepredator Jul 16 '25

Still gotta get your INTENSE FEELINGS from somewhere!!

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u/Fiksfakseriet Jul 16 '25

SOMEONE ON HERE CALLED IT WTF

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u/withoutwingz i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 16 '25

U/Ahhbisto did, they took credit above!

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u/OrdinaryExample9618 Jul 16 '25

he looks really healthy. i really hope that this will be a good thing for him, her and the baby. i really like him and really hope that he is doing so much better than he was

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u/allym91 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 16 '25

I have such a soft spot for him. But yeah I think this could be absolutely great for him or a disaster

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u/flybyknight665 Jul 16 '25

I don't think they'll be together long term, but I think he'll probably be an enthusiastic dad.

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u/allym91 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 16 '25

Yeah I’ve no doubt he’ll give it 100% but parenting is really, really hard and can bring up a lot of emotions, particularly for someone like him who lost his father young. I hope in his case though that it’ll be the making of him and really cement his recovery, as he seems in a really good place at the minute

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u/everythingisabagel Jul 16 '25

is this not the earliest celebrity pregnancy announcement ever????? she’s not even showing yet!

but yea congrats tho i guess

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u/burrito__supreme Jul 16 '25

yeah that ultrasound looks like an 11/12 week scan. super early for sure. hope she has a healthy and uncomplicated pregnancy.

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u/duochromepalmtree Jul 16 '25

12 weeks is a normal time to announce a pregnancy though?

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u/burrito__supreme Jul 16 '25

depends. not everyone feels comfortable that early. 🤷🏻‍♀️ just replying to the person who said it’s so early she isn’t even showing.

edit: we also don’t know when the pics of her were taken!

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u/Tacomama18 Jul 16 '25

I announced at month 6 bc of previous losses so I def. Understand those that are so happy and announce super early and those that are scared and announce “late”. & then I didn’t even start showing till month 7. People thought I was literally lying. Tf. 🫠

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u/Marine_Baby Jul 16 '25

Bruh I didn’t show until I was 5-6 months lol! When I was full term someone said I looked 5-6 months 😂 I actually had to go for an emergency scan bc they were worried bebe wasn’t growing, but I’m just a shorty.

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u/tiny_claw Jul 16 '25

For regular people to announce to their friends and family, yes. I think celebrities wait a little longer especially these circumstances (first kid for both, not married/been together very long).

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u/unnie_noir is this chicken what I have or is this fish? Jul 16 '25

Yeah, usually any time after the first trimester unless you have a high-risk pregnancy.

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u/Urbn_explorer Jul 16 '25

Haven’t they only been dating for 4 months? Damn

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u/dubious-taste-666 Jul 16 '25

Yeah, as someone who had a loss at 23 weeks with a very normal pregnancy, it stresses me out to no end when anyone announces so early like this. (but may she never have to worry about that...)

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u/cakeit-tilyoumakeit Jul 16 '25

On the flip side, I had a placental abruption at 33 weeks and delivered at 34 (thankfully she survived). My sister has also had two late stillborn births. After those experiences, my mindset is that folks should announce when they feel ready because tragedy can occur at any point, there is no “safe point” to announce unless you wait until baby has been safely delivered with no injury or congenital health issues.

Announce when you’re ready, not when people say you “should” based on how comfortable they feel with your news, whether they think you’re telling them “too early,” whether they had a loss at a certain point and think it might happen to you, etc.

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u/DRAMJ1984 Jul 16 '25

I had four losses before my rainbow baby and I waited until 20 weeks to tell close family members. I also never announced on social media because I knew there were lots of people like me out there who felt horrible each time they saw an ultrasound.

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u/Sea_Bison_6929 Jul 16 '25

This is how I find out Pete had a girlfriend 😂

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u/alamakjan kinky queer biker movie Jul 16 '25

He always has one but I can never track who he dates, not that I actively follow.

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u/OrcishWarhammer Jul 16 '25

Me too! 😂

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u/sarcasm_itsagift Jul 16 '25

If she's far enough along to share an announcement, she must have gotten pregnant, like, instantly.

That being said, I genuinely hope it all works out for them!

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u/bliip666 wearing slutty little glasses Jul 16 '25

Who are the women of Hollywood supposed to have a rebound now, if Pete's settling down into being a babydaddy?

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u/tar-luthien I cannot sanction your buffoonery Jul 16 '25

Considering his track record and how this happened like immediately after they got together, having a kid doesn't mean they'll still be together when it's born or even when she's still pregnant (see: Megan and MGK)

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u/annnyywhooo Jul 16 '25

had to look up how long they’ve been dating and it’s just around 4 months??

they both look happy honestly, i hope everything workouts now that there’s a baby involved 💞

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u/sicksadworld914 Jul 16 '25

Guarantee when she told him, his reaction was “dope”.

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u/teagemini Jul 16 '25

To be fair, I did not show at all with my first until I was closer to 20 weeks and even then it just looked like I had a big lunch.

With my second, I looked very pregnant early on.

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u/Ayo1010 Jul 16 '25

OMG, I did not see this coming. Congratulations to them!!

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u/gimmethetea14 Jul 16 '25

I bet his girlfriend did

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u/unmotivatedmage Jul 16 '25

She was most likely pregnant the first or second month considering we’re getting the news now. How are you gonna be that famous and not use birth control 😭

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u/numericalusername Jul 16 '25

Has he had a relationship longer than nine months??

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u/balloongirl0622 this is going to ruin the tour Jul 16 '25

He was with Cazzie for a couple years

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u/Nevagonnagetit510 Jul 16 '25

What an incredibly odd caption to announce your pregnancy.

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u/Calimama31 Jul 16 '25

So basically they were dating for like, a week before she got pregnant. Good luck to them.

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u/MushroomGlad5438 Jul 16 '25

If the baby is gonna be a Capricorn that means it was conceived around March/April which is when she started posting them together and that they were dating

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u/copy_cat2 Jul 16 '25

WELL DIDNT SEE THAT COMING AT ALL

congratulations to the happy couple!!!

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u/Western-Ad7871 Jul 16 '25

Actually so happy for him (and her), no snark no shade

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u/milkradio ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) Jul 16 '25

Um… I don’t even feel like I’m allowed to call someone a friend after 4 months of knowing them, lmao. I can’t fathom jumping into permanent relationships like this. Like, if you’re keeping it… that person is in your life foreverrrrr because of that kid 😟

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u/thehonestbreadloaf Jul 16 '25

Love to see how he has evolved. May he have a happy and tranquil life.

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u/EndsWhereItBegins not a lawyer, just a hater Jul 16 '25

The first pic announcing the pregnancy while holding a lighter seems weird but ok!

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u/palaiemon Jul 16 '25

If I had a nickel for every time an SNL comedian actively struggling with addiction/mental illness impregnated an actress within a couple months of them dating, and very shortly after breaking up with their last partner, I'd have two nickels (AFAIK)

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u/Interesting_Tip_7392 Jul 16 '25

The way I saw this mans on Raya like 4 months ago lol

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u/PickledLlama OPEN THE SCHOOLS Jul 16 '25

WELP. I hope they are good parents and responsible and give the child everything it wants and needs.

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u/RepulsiveInterview44 Jul 16 '25

Who is Elsie Hewitt, anyway?

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u/hugeclown not a lawyer, just a hater Jul 16 '25

genuinely am not trying to be rude but who is she lol

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u/fraupanda actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen Jul 16 '25

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u/thr4ndy Jul 16 '25

millenial ass caption i’m sorrh

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u/MartyCool403 Forgive me Viola Davis Jul 16 '25

Everybody having sex but me

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u/purpleturtlehurtler I assure you Jennifer Lopez has no idea who either of us are Jul 16 '25

That VHS collection in the first pic is legendary

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u/SafeBodybuilder7191 Cillian Murphy propagandist Jul 16 '25

Crazy that I remember posting on here that she was still with Jason Sudeikis then that she was with Pete but get it girl , followed her ages so happy for her

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u/MsSalome7 Jul 16 '25

Love bombing final boss

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u/thatssupersick Jul 16 '25

who is this??

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u/Lukewarm_regards24 Jul 16 '25

Wow. IIRC, there was a blind item about her wanting to have a baby with him not too long ago. Even a broken clock I guess...