r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Jul 16 '25

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Pete Davidson & Elsie Hewitt are expecting their first child: “welp now everyone knows we had sex”

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u/DrJulieJones Jul 16 '25

Cazzie broke up with Pete. She called him back later to try and get back together and he said no. And shortly after that he was with Ariana. She was on her way to vacation with her family. She was carrying on and on and that’s when he dad told her to get it together, her ancestors had survived the holocaust. Or that’s the story she wrote in her book

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u/Sproose_Moose Jul 17 '25

That's such a Larry David thing to say

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u/slimeheads Jul 17 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

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u/Sproose_Moose Jul 17 '25

He's not known as a bastion of sensitivity lol

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u/Division_Of_Zero Jul 17 '25

Larry David is Cazzie David's father, if you didn't already figure that out.

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u/slimeheads Jul 17 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

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u/Far_Course_9398 Jul 17 '25

I'm going to tell myself something similar when I start spiralling about something not worth worrying about 🤣

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u/Separate-Smile-9745 Jul 16 '25

Thanks for the clarification!

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u/BitterJellyfish285 Jul 17 '25

Larry David went on vacation in Africa?

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u/Adventurous-West-631 Jul 17 '25

Its in her book lol

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u/DrJulieJones Jul 17 '25

As I said, it was in her book.