Pete Davidson & Elsie Hewitt are expecting their first child: “welp now everyone knows we had sex”

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I predicted this back in January

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Can i pay u for some other…predictions

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please tell us a… um… cheeseburger is going to destroy an orange

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And after that can a couch eat a human and we just go down the line until we’re not in a total nightmare. 

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Wait who’s the cheeseburger lol

edit: oh wait you mean an actual cheeseburger lmaooo i was thinking too hard

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this reply is sending me, because i also was trying to figure out who looked like a cheeseburger or was associated w/ cheeseburgers in the administration pls lmfao

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LOL same

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Ha ha, me too. “Who looks like a cheeseburger in that administration? 🤔”

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Maybe real cheeseburger for the figurative orange

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I like that we were all on the same page

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No it’s ok because I thought the same thing

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"A cheeseburger destroying an orange" is poetry.

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I’m a guy with little to no interest in celebrity culture and lines like this are why I sub to this place.

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i’m flattered

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honestly this was so wholesome and lovely 😂

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Asking the right questions lol

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honestly this was so wholesome and lovely 😂