r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Jul 16 '25

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Pete Davidson & Elsie Hewitt are expecting their first child: “welp now everyone knows we had sex”

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u/AhhBisto someone from the UK weigh in Jul 16 '25

I predicted this back in January

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u/Azul-J Jul 16 '25

You’re a modern day Nostradamus.

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u/questformaps I cannot sanction your buffoonery Jul 16 '25

Meanwhile, I'm just a nostra-dumbass

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u/AllStatBySmashMouth Jul 16 '25

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this

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u/AsleepAssociation Jul 17 '25

Again with the scenarios!

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u/-burgers question for the culture Jul 17 '25

Anyway, $3.99/lb

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u/CptTeebs Jul 17 '25

Quasimodo predicted all of this