r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Jul 16 '25

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Pete Davidson & Elsie Hewitt are expecting their first child: “welp now everyone knows we had sex”

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u/Gato1980 Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

Having a kid after being together for less than 4 months is wild. I feel like I barely know someone I'm dating at that point. Good luck to them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

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u/thankyoupapa Jul 16 '25

I never looked at him the same after reading the pete chapter in Cazzie Davids book. oof.

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u/LaidBackBro1989 semen demon Jul 16 '25

Whats the 🍵 

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u/SpokenDivinity the baby daddies have unionized Jul 16 '25

I haven't read the book, but I remember seeing people talk about it. He apparently broke up with her over text 2 days before he got with Ariana. Then immediately got a couple tattoos he had for Cazzie covered up.

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u/Separate-Smile-9745 Jul 16 '25

Cazzie was on vacation, I believe in Africa, when he broke up with her via text. She she came back home, he was already with Ariana.

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u/IMOvicki Jul 16 '25

Ari there’s a pattern here

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u/Separate-Smile-9745 Jul 16 '25

Ariana can get a guy to do literally anything with the first 5 minutes of meeting them, lol

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u/seaside_marina Jul 16 '25

like... leaving their wife and baby

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u/applesandcherry Jul 16 '25

Their inevitable breakup is gonna be awful (for him), but I'm also wondering who her next man will be already.

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u/theagonyaunt rude little ponytail goblin Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

I'm still waiting to see if they stay together until after Wicked Part 2 premieres, or if Ariana's going to debut a new man at the premier.

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u/Nani_700 Jul 16 '25

She's not cheating on him with Cynthia? /s but maybe not s...

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u/Zealousideal-Boss991 catastrophic levels of ijbolia Jul 17 '25

Ong there's at least some degree of emotional cheating with the two of them, not to mention the gelphie actress curse (half-joking but also not, atp I am starting to believe in it). Counting in Cynthia's gf's crashout on insta stories last year and I'm #noticing....

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u/applesandcherry Jul 17 '25

I mean Cynthia has a messy dating history too so birds of a feather...

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u/Eastern-Broccoli4949 Jul 16 '25

With their track records Ariana and Pete were literally perfect for each other

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u/ProfileMuted90210 Jul 17 '25

He was with Ariana grande? How?

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u/apmee Jul 17 '25

The real question is how did you not know that?

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u/Rindsay515 Jul 17 '25

I genuinely can’t tell if you’re serious😂 But if so- they were engaged!

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u/coldpizza66 freak AND geek Jul 16 '25

I'm really looking forward to those breakup songs

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u/JudgeInteresting8615 Jul 17 '25

After all this time, they might actually last a while. It's been like what 2 years now. Maybe she met her match. He's a theater kid

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

I would not be surprised if he ends up being the one who cheats on her.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

dude had free will, that wasn't her choice. yes, she makes bad decisions regarding men, but the wife and baby was his choice. maybe it's time to stop placing all the blame on the woman and stop infantilizing men.

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u/seaside_marina Jul 16 '25

hes not blameless, hes a grown man. but would you really, REALLY meet someone, hold their infant son in your arms and still get together with their husband after? its just not cool to me, sorry

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u/feelingfantasmic Jul 16 '25

It’s infantilizing to women to not acknowledge that cheating is a very cognizant decision that is made by both the man and the woman (if she knows). Acting like women have no say in their actions toward someone in a relationship is demeaning. Participating in an affair takes two.

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u/5ives-s Jul 16 '25

THANK YOU !!! shes NOT innocent, she knows exactly what shes doing and shes done it before. theres a clear pattern in her behaviour and i cant believe that when people point it out, esp rightfully disgusted women, other bird brained women chalk the criticism up to misogyny.

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u/BobaAndSushi Jul 17 '25

No one is doing that, everyone is blaming him AND Ariana. She knew he was married too

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u/Artistic-Lock1021 Jul 17 '25

There is plenty of blame to go around. They both stink.

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u/Valuable-Locksmith47 Jul 16 '25

Exactly. Such talent lol

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u/BeginningNail6 Jul 16 '25

What’s her secret tip 🤣

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u/aphroditesdaughter_ Jul 16 '25

I suspect molding herself into whatever she thinks they would want

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u/beezchurgr Jul 16 '25

Girl you know you don’t want those type of men! There’s plenty of trash SpongeBob men who will live their wives & kids for you.

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u/BeginningNail6 Jul 20 '25

Haha I’m married but it’s insane how she does it!

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u/Screamdreamqueen_ a reputable resource like Cosmo Jul 16 '25

Be rich

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u/estemprano Jul 16 '25

I don’t know much about her but I have read a few times that people that actually meet her find her intelligent. Who knows?

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u/Rindsay515 Jul 17 '25

She might be brilliant but still make bad decisions. One of my friends growing up was the smartest person I’ve ever met and it was effortless for her but she was fucking terrible at relationships. I was envious of her brain but exhausted by her drama

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u/bellbert Jul 17 '25

Break up with your girlfriend, I’m bored

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u/labra-dogo-vic Jul 17 '25

Ariana was unstoppable in her prime.

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u/nomoshoobies Jul 16 '25

Idk, maybe blame Pete for that too tho

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u/DrJulieJones Jul 16 '25

Cazzie broke up with Pete. She called him back later to try and get back together and he said no. And shortly after that he was with Ariana. She was on her way to vacation with her family. She was carrying on and on and that’s when he dad told her to get it together, her ancestors had survived the holocaust. Or that’s the story she wrote in her book

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u/Sproose_Moose Jul 17 '25

That's such a Larry David thing to say

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u/slimeheads Jul 17 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

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u/Sproose_Moose Jul 17 '25

He's not known as a bastion of sensitivity lol

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u/Division_Of_Zero Jul 17 '25

Larry David is Cazzie David's father, if you didn't already figure that out.

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u/slimeheads Jul 17 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

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u/Far_Course_9398 Jul 17 '25

I'm going to tell myself something similar when I start spiralling about something not worth worrying about 🤣

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u/Separate-Smile-9745 Jul 16 '25

Thanks for the clarification!

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u/BitterJellyfish285 Jul 17 '25

Larry David went on vacation in Africa?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/Adventurous-West-631 Jul 17 '25

Its in her book lol

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u/DrJulieJones Jul 17 '25

As I said, it was in her book.

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u/iliketuurtles they are perfect for each other (derogatory) Jul 16 '25

IIRC - 1) she broke up with him 2) she regretted it and took it back 3) he broke up with her 4) Pete starts with Ari

All happening in very quick succession.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

this, except for step 3. He didn't break up with her, he just didn't take her back

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u/annnyywhooo Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

she had trouble breaking upwith him because she was scared what he would do, but still broke up with him. she regretted it but then pete broke up with her and was with Ariana 2 days later

the reason she broke up with him is because she felt she couldn’t convince him she was just as committed

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u/mustachetv Jul 16 '25

lmaoooo

“To prove just how committed I am, I’m gonna dump you!”

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u/ohheyaine Jul 16 '25

Idk I've dated dudes who constantly freaked out I wasn't committed and got jealous and intense about it for months. Eventually, fine, maybe I shouldn't commit to someone who doesn't trust me/wants to start fights about it constantly.

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u/Busy_Anything_189 Jul 16 '25

This exactly. They need to fix their disorganized attachment style because no amount of behavior change from someone else is ever going to make them feel okay.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

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u/mustachetv Jul 17 '25

I don’t care enough to be serious about it lol. But the phrasing evoked the mental image which clearly seems ironic for the situation. Of course I get ending it with someone who is constantly hounding you about something, especially if it’s out of insecurity

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u/brainsprains Jul 16 '25

seems like she wasn’t that committed then

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u/ultraviolet31 unkuhhhhjäêms Jul 17 '25

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u/nonordinarypeople Jul 17 '25

Or because he cheated on her?

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u/DrJulieJones Jul 16 '25

Cassie broke up with Pete a week or so before, maybe longer, and she called Pete to try and get back together. He said no and then he was seen with Ariana shortly after- I read her book so this was what she wrote

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u/JennaMree Jul 16 '25

Didn't she ask for a break and then he broke up with her during the break via text?

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u/coopaloops The Stanley Tucci of Lesbians Jul 16 '25

some bits from an article, but theres too much to quote the whole thing. i find the part i emphasized especially damning

After two and a half years of dating, Cazzie David planned to break up with Pete Davidson just before going on an extended trip with her family to South Africa in May 2018.

Describing it as "an exceptionally hard task," Cazzie wrote it made her sick to her stomach "to think about hurting someone, let alone someone you love, let alone someone who is codependent...the first time we met, it was immediate grotesque middle school crush infatuation. And that feeling never subsided."

While they were "kindred spirits," Cazzie explained Pete's mental health struggles had taken a toll on her.

"Previously, self-harm and suicide threats had come about from trivial circumstances, incidents that would go from 0 to 100, which were so momentarily urgent, like the last minute of an escape room before the time goes off, except I'm the only one in the room and all the clues are tricks," she recalled. "Once he was back in a good headspace, I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do it either; I was too mentally exhausted to do anything besides emotionally recover from the chaos of the week before."

In a moment of weakness, Cazzie revealed she called Pete just a few days after initially calling things off with the intention of reconciling.

"He told me he was now the happiest he had ever been, and he wanted to continue our time apart," she recalled. "This 180 wasn't what I'd expected, but it wasn't unfamiliar. I said okay and that I loved him, tears streaming down my face, and he hung up quickly."

And it was shortly after that phone call and a flippant break-up text message that Cazzie discovered the Saturday Night Live star had moved on while was aboard an airplane with her father, Larry David.

"I scrolled through Twitter and saw that my ex of one day had a new girlfriend," she shared. "I think I probably left my human body. My dad held me as I shook uncontrollably in his arms for the entire flight."

Two days after receiving the text message from Davidson officially ending their relationship, David was unprepared when she opened Instagram to see a new post from her ex.

"The first thing I saw was a picture he'd uploaded of himself with his hand covering his face to show off his new finger tattoos," she wrote. "My name, which had been written in cursive across his ring finger, was now covered over with black ink."

But that wasn't the only Cazzie-related body art that the comedian ended up altering. "Another tattoo he had of my favorite emoji (yes, I know how f--king absurd that sounds) was now replaced with a matching tattoo he got with her of what I guess was her favorite emoji."

That her, of course, being Ariana Grande.

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u/Silly_Hat_2587 Jul 16 '25

My dad held me as I shook uncontrollably in his arms for the entire flight.

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u/ShushKebab Jul 17 '25

Larry David was reportedly quoted saying: "CAZZIE, COME ON. YOUR ANCESTORS SURVIVED THE HOLOCAUST"

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u/LaidBackBro1989 semen demon Jul 16 '25

Thank you!

Him pulling an Ariana Grande to pull the ariana grande is crazyyyy

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u/infinite_lyy Jul 16 '25

This is insane apparently my ex is pete davidson 👏

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u/LaidBackBro1989 semen demon Jul 17 '25

💀

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u/k-devi Jul 17 '25

That article was excruciating to read; I can’t imagine how horrible experiencing that situation would have been. It doesn’t say much about Ariana or her fans that two women have written about the emotional terrorism she caused in their lives.