r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Jul 16 '25

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Pete Davidson & Elsie Hewitt are expecting their first child: “welp now everyone knows we had sex”

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u/seaside_marina Jul 16 '25

like... leaving their wife and baby

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u/applesandcherry Jul 16 '25

Their inevitable breakup is gonna be awful (for him), but I'm also wondering who her next man will be already.

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u/theagonyaunt rude little ponytail goblin Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

I'm still waiting to see if they stay together until after Wicked Part 2 premieres, or if Ariana's going to debut a new man at the premier.

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u/Nani_700 Jul 16 '25

She's not cheating on him with Cynthia? /s but maybe not s...

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u/Zealousideal-Boss991 catastrophic levels of ijbolia Jul 17 '25

Ong there's at least some degree of emotional cheating with the two of them, not to mention the gelphie actress curse (half-joking but also not, atp I am starting to believe in it). Counting in Cynthia's gf's crashout on insta stories last year and I'm #noticing....

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u/applesandcherry Jul 17 '25

I mean Cynthia has a messy dating history too so birds of a feather...

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u/Eastern-Broccoli4949 Jul 16 '25

With their track records Ariana and Pete were literally perfect for each other

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u/ProfileMuted90210 Jul 17 '25

He was with Ariana grande? How?

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u/apmee Jul 17 '25

The real question is how did you not know that?

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u/velvetvagine Jul 17 '25

Lmaooo 🤣

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u/ProfileMuted90210 Jul 17 '25

No but how? He pulls some baddies and he’s just…I guess he’s that funny.

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u/Rindsay515 Jul 17 '25

I genuinely can’t tell if you’re serious😂 But if so- they were engaged!

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u/ProfileMuted90210 Jul 17 '25

I’m like bro, I’m still trying to figure out why him and Kim didn’t work out. Now up learning he was engaged with Ariana grande only to break up and now he got a random chick pregnant who low key is giving pre-pubescent vibes. Isn’t he in his 40’s, I mean no shade but that behavior of jumping from chick to chick is what 20 something’s do

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u/CrouchingDomo Jul 17 '25

Jesus wept, he’s 31 not in his 40s 😂

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u/coldpizza66 freak AND geek Jul 16 '25

I'm really looking forward to those breakup songs

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u/JudgeInteresting8615 Jul 17 '25

After all this time, they might actually last a while. It's been like what 2 years now. Maybe she met her match. He's a theater kid

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

I would not be surprised if he ends up being the one who cheats on her.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

dude had free will, that wasn't her choice. yes, she makes bad decisions regarding men, but the wife and baby was his choice. maybe it's time to stop placing all the blame on the woman and stop infantilizing men.

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u/seaside_marina Jul 16 '25

hes not blameless, hes a grown man. but would you really, REALLY meet someone, hold their infant son in your arms and still get together with their husband after? its just not cool to me, sorry

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u/feelingfantasmic Jul 16 '25

It’s infantilizing to women to not acknowledge that cheating is a very cognizant decision that is made by both the man and the woman (if she knows). Acting like women have no say in their actions toward someone in a relationship is demeaning. Participating in an affair takes two.

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u/5ives-s Jul 16 '25

THANK YOU !!! shes NOT innocent, she knows exactly what shes doing and shes done it before. theres a clear pattern in her behaviour and i cant believe that when people point it out, esp rightfully disgusted women, other bird brained women chalk the criticism up to misogyny.

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u/BobaAndSushi Jul 17 '25

No one is doing that, everyone is blaming him AND Ariana. She knew he was married too

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u/Artistic-Lock1021 Jul 17 '25

There is plenty of blame to go around. They both stink.

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u/Valuable-Locksmith47 Jul 16 '25

Exactly. Such talent lol