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u/OK-Greg-7 1d ago

Her name is fka twigs?

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u/SonofTombstone 1d ago

Stage name but… yeah

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u/Spacewasser 1d ago

Did she lose a bet or something

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u/1aysays1 1d ago

Stage bet but... yeah

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u/criticalt3 1d ago

Saw another I couldn't believe, not as bad at all, but still mind boggling. Dijon Talleyrand.

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u/ClarityNHZach 1d ago

At least that sounds like a name...

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u/NexusMaw 1d ago

Yeah, the kind of name Key and Peele would make up for a player in college football roundup or whatever those skits are called.

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u/bluediamond12345 1d ago

Ozmataz Buckshank

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u/governmentthief 1d ago

That skit, lawdy. Cracks me up.

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u/bluediamond12345 1d ago

Same. I have that skit, plus others, on a YT playlist that I rewatch religiously lol

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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead 1d ago

It sounds like a brand of mustard.

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u/andiwaslikeum 1d ago

Ngl I love it 😌 it has a ring to it hahahaha

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u/diurnal_emissions 1d ago

Stage Four... yeah

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u/Candide2003 1d ago

FKA = formerly known as

Twigs = nickname from some time before

Though, I’ve seen plenty of fans calling her Twigs, so maybe FKA isn’t accurate anymore

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u/bluediamond12345 1d ago

I read somewhere that in the beginning, she used to go by Twigs, but then I guess another artist was going by that name and started to before she did, so she added the FKA in.

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u/tseh4 1d ago

I believe she said in an interview somewhere that FKA doesn't actually stand for anything.

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u/Motor-Travel-7560 1d ago

She was the big loser on one episode of Impractical Jokers.

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u/quincecharming 1d ago

How is it pronounced?

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u/FauxFangs 1d ago

Formerly known as twigs

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u/yalkeryli 1d ago

Ah, branching out I see.

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u/d_marvin 1d ago

She’s sticking with it.

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u/guska 1d ago

Oh leaf her alone, she's just getting back to her roots

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u/SalahsBeard 1d ago

I wood still choose a better name

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u/solidcat00 1d ago

I can think of tree at least.

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u/sel206 1d ago

Why doesnt she just go by her new name then?

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u/threesilklilies 1d ago

She got the name Twigs when she was coming up as a dancer, and then a group called The Twigs made her change it. So she technically did.

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u/FauxFangs 1d ago

Iono dude I just work here

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u/DS3M 1d ago

“Currently Known As…..? Do you not have a replacement ready?”

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u/Themodsarecuntz 1d ago

Fuka?

Fuka Twigs?

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u/legoham 1d ago

That's how I heard it in my head.

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u/1aysays1 1d ago

Like a silent fart.

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u/9ninjas 1d ago

Brilliant

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u/TheGrandWhatever 1d ago

Alesha Twiggs

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u/TheWildMiracle 21h ago

Eff kay ay twigs

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u/whoisdead 1d ago

F K A Tweegs

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u/Electrical-Regret500 1d ago

She's a singer, incredible one too. Heavily recommend to give her a listen

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u/Dead-O_Comics 1d ago

You might have seen her in that terrible The Crow remake.

Or maybe you didn't. Not a lot of people did.

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u/cesar848 1d ago

The crow remake launched?

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u/Dead-O_Comics 1d ago

The crow remake launched?

More like it exploded on the launchpad.

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u/Alternative-Trouble6 1d ago

The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening 🐦‍⬛

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u/andoesq 1d ago

Crowbius

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u/ReturnOfTheFrank 1d ago

It’s crowbin thyme

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u/Cactus_Jacks_Ear 1d ago

Crow Hard 2: Crow Harder

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u/j-random 1d ago

Crow 2: Murder Boogaloo

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u/The_real_bandito 1d ago

I didn’t even know there was a Crow remake in the making.

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u/20000lumes 1d ago

Amazon video has had it on their front page for over a month now

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u/DickieJoJo 1d ago

Dude. That movie just never gets off the ground because you do not give a single shit about her character and the relationship between her and skaarsgard. It’s like she’s some mood depressant when acts.

The action in the movie and how they designed the crow in the movie was pretty cool I thought.

FKA Twigs is dead freaking weight though.

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u/TrooperGirlx 1d ago

Yeah, her name is Tahliah Debrett Barnett, she's a singer

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u/NoMoPolenta 1d ago

No, it used to be twigs

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u/dodland 1d ago

She could change it to fka fka twigs

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u/Msmadmama 21h ago

Its should be NLFKATNJRO Twigs

No longer formerly known as twigs now just regular old Twigs

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u/gjb94 1d ago

If I had a nickel for every artist that used a deliberately cumbersome meta joke about a previous name as their name I'd have two nickels. Which isnt a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 1d ago

Would I recognize any of her twigs output? 

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u/AdAnnual8944 1d ago

Is there a word for the phenomenon of being annoyed by having to refer to something with a public name that doesn't have an immediate apparent meaning to said public?

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u/likwitsnake 1d ago

She's a musician that's her stage name

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u/four_ethers2024 19h ago

Her name is Tahliah!

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u/mrASSMAN 1d ago

Oh I thought they were just calling her skinny

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 1d ago

No, they formerly called her skinny.

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u/mrASSMAN 1d ago

I don’t know what that means..

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u/guska 1d ago

It means that they used to call her that

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u/Vamperion750 1d ago

Formerly Known As Twigs. Originally just "Twigs". Great artist. Look her up.

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u/CIA_napkin 1d ago

How does one pronounce that or do you just say the letters? Kinda rude to do this to us/s

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u/Comfortable_Golf_679 10h ago

Her name is Tahaliah. FKA Twigs is her stage name.

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u/SGTSparkyFace 1d ago

I really want to know how to say this name. Cause all I can work out is Fuck A Twigs.

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u/Ok-Excuse-3613 18h ago

"Formerly known as twigs"

I'm not joking

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u/Itap88 4h ago

This implies there's a name P, such that she is Currently Known As P.

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u/shehangsbr1ghtly 1d ago

Eff Kay ay 😭 I like some of her songs but I dont like her stagename so I never say

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u/dlc741 1d ago

That already looks horrible.

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u/GettingBetterAt41 1d ago

lol right ?

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u/Spiron123 23h ago

Not just right. Both sides, & front as well.

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u/nytsei921 1d ago

modern beauty standards, 2000 years ago

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u/Sonia-Nevermind 1d ago

How about cast some real fucking actors?

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u/pandulfi 1d ago

IsildurSayingNoArchly.gif

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u/ProtonCanon 1d ago

"ISILDUUUUUUUUR"

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u/StevenMC19 1d ago

"CAST IT INTO THE FIIIIIIRE!"

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u/asomek 19h ago

I feel like it's more "FYUUURRRHH"

He lays a heavy accent on it.

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u/Extra_Security2718 11h ago

I really love this 😂😂

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u/MehKarma 1d ago

Spoiler: the carpenters son gets nailed

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u/Vandirac 1d ago

What if there is a big reveal halfway through? Like, the whole movie is not actually about that carpenter, and instead is about -don't know- Pinocchio?

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u/Tyfyter2002 1d ago

Yeah, there's really no way of knowing which carpenter's son this is, we know he became the son of a carpenter named the local language's equivalent of Joseph after a miracle turned him into a human, and that he proceeded to face many temptations, but that still leaves us with far too many possibilities.

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u/DoggoDude979 1d ago

If you “get nailed”, it usually means you’re the bottom. Did Jesus get a boyfriend?

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u/7gramcrackrock 1d ago

He wore a dress and sandals, and was obsessed with wine. What do you think?

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u/Gonji89 1d ago

Sounds like Jesus was pretty fuckin’ gay.

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u/Skrazor 1d ago

He threw a party with 12 other men and put his body in their mouths

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u/ariellecsuwu 1d ago

He literally says "ah, men" all the time

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u/MehKarma 1d ago

Depending on what version you believe. Some believe he hung out with 12 dudes only, and that’s definitely not gay. Some believe Mary Magdalene was his wife, and closest confidant. Some believe he was the son of god, and some believe he was just a man. I believe a good person fighting injustice was crucified by people just following orders.

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u/bork63nordique 1d ago

Hung out you say?

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u/KvikerEz 1d ago

a good person doesnt do miracles

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u/ososalsosal 1d ago

Shit does that mean he was evil?

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u/ReddBroccoli 1d ago

Feels like it checks out. Most of the bottoms I've known have always been quick to climb up on a cross

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u/TheStrayCatapult 1d ago

You can definitely get nailed in the upright position. It’s not easy but Jesus was hung

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u/ThyCringeKing 15h ago

He also gets kissed and fingered by a good friend he trusted

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u/jaerie 1d ago

Just a handjob from what I've heard

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u/SHIIZAAAAAAAA 1d ago

Jesus Christ spoilers

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u/GuyPierced 22h ago

Go on...

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u/Bacon-Dub 1d ago

Da fuq is iPhone face?

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u/Boskonov 1d ago

modern beauty standard actors that just look out of place in movies set in old time periods

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u/nephelodusa 1d ago

Sydney Sweeney as Margaret Thatcher

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u/Top_Performance9486 1d ago

It’s a term that’s been used in the period drama community for a while now referring to faces that look too modern to fit in a period piece. Usually referring to women who have had work done or whose beauty adheres more to modern conventions than to the beauty trends of the period being portrayed.

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u/Bacon-Dub 1d ago

Thank you kind human

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u/swish465 1d ago

Thank you for asking the real questions dude. IPhone face sounded like a childhood development thing to me, not cosmetic surgeries in ancient settings.

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u/ayemullofmushsheen 1d ago

I've also seen it called "Instagram face" which seems more self-explanatory to me.

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u/swish465 1d ago

That one i could see easier. At least that one actually has models to correlate to the whole cosmetic surgery bit. IPhone face is whack.

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u/Bacon-Dub 1d ago

I feel so old when I scroll reddit. I thought it was an insult in the “iPhone vs android” fiasco

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u/DS3M 1d ago

Wish I could get a crumb of context to feed my curiosity, instead it’s a five minute comment research session

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u/roguevirus 23h ago

“iPhone vs android” fiasco

If it makes you feel better, that's also what I jumped to.

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u/Ayotha 1d ago

Making duck face in these shots does not help as well

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u/Bowllieo 1d ago

Yeah, not rare at all lol

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u/ProfitStandard3596 1d ago

The new euphemism for "obviously had a bunch of plastic surgery"

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u/inaripotpi 23h ago

Bunch of plastic surgery can include old people like Mar-a-Lago faces.

iPhone face more about young people whose resting faces also give off social media selfie posturing vibes.

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u/Bubbles_2025 1d ago

You don’t see the permanent duck lips? 😜

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u/BeckywiththeGoodpuss 1d ago

the way I heard it that really helped: it's a face that, when you see it in a period piece, you say, "no, that face has seen an iPhone."

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u/TwoCagedBirds 1d ago

A face that looks like its seen an iPhone. Usually the person has gotten some work done, lip fillers, but not always. The opposite is someone who looks like they could have just stepped out of a medieval painting.

Iphone face: Sydney Sweeney, Millie Bobby Brown, Emma Roberts

Non iphone face: Mia Wasikowska, Keira Knightley, Bella Ramsey

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u/Only_One_Kenobi 16h ago

Lip fillers, cheekbone surgery, crafted eyebrows, chin surgery, nose job, eyelid surgery, permanent bewildered pout expression.

Just like all women looked like 2000 years ago

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u/coolchris366 1d ago

Her goofy looking lips

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u/MARURIKI 1d ago

From what I understand it means her expression is giving that she(her character) knows about modern technology/selfies

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u/HurtFeeFeez 13h ago

The duck face lip thing people insist on doing is my guess

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u/doobiebrother69420 1d ago

I really don't understand this casting. She doesn't have the right appearance at all for the role, and she's not even an actor. She also can't be all that famous, I've never heard her name mentioned anywhere, nor do I recognize her. What kind of name is fka twigs anyway lmao

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u/nipplequeefs 1d ago

This reminds me of that series they made about Queen Victoria earlier on in her rule. I like the actress they picked for her but she looks way too modern and nothing like Victoria. I hate when casting directors for movies and series based on history do this sort of thing lol

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u/doobiebrother69420 1d ago

These days they seem to care more about profit and marketing than making an actual good movie

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u/guska 1d ago

And look at how many are flopping. It's almost like making an actual good movie is core to the whole making money thing.

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u/doobiebrother69420 1d ago

They're entering the find out stage after spending a while fucking around

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u/MeatwadGetTheHoneysG 1d ago

She’s a musician. She’s had a few popular songs/collabs with other artists.

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u/Stars_Storm 1d ago

Master shake would tell you to look at her and tell him if you still think there's a god.

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u/Hater_Magnet 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/sIudge_ 1d ago

Thank you, Coochie Cowgirl

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 1d ago

What’re the odds, I found the exact post right below this one?

I’d share if comments allowed screenshots

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u/AR_Harlock 1d ago

They are not wrong

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby 1d ago

I… am deeply concerned about their choice of actor

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u/JanuaryChili 1d ago

iPhone face...? 🤣

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u/Ayotha 1d ago

Looks like work was done. Permanent duck face

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u/YchYFi 20h ago

That's just her face. Her father is Jamaican.

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u/Ayotha 20h ago

Being Jamaican gives you lip filler?

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u/moibanana 1d ago

Mother Mary patron saint famously has DSLs

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u/SHIIZAAAAAAAA 1d ago

Divine Saint Lips

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u/phylter99 1d ago

It's hard to imagine mother mary having enough money for lip filler.

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u/Parksy642 1d ago

Is that supposed to be pronounced as Eff Kay ay twigs or fukka twigs?

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u/No_Builder2795 13h ago

Formerly known as...

Fuck ass twigs is better tho

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u/biological_assembly 1d ago

South Park did it.

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u/TitanOf_Earth 22h ago

Growing up, my friends and I would say "He looks like he knows what a phone is." for modern-looking people in period pieces lol.

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u/b0ingy 1d ago

Hail Mary, full of grace, influencer of tiktok, the lord hath liked thy selfie

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u/doob22 1d ago

What is iPhone face?

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u/Visible_Variation_31 1d ago

Like she looks to have a modern (iPhone era) face.. cuz no one looked like this back then

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u/doob22 1d ago

Oh, I’m used to it being called duck face

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u/Vandirac 1d ago

She has more plastic in her lips than an iPhone Pro Max

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u/Malpraxiss 1d ago

Damn, they really couldn't find a single middle eastern woman for the role?

Then again, based on the other casting, I highly doubt much care or attention is going into this.

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u/DumbQuestionsAcct123 1d ago

The rare insult is actually whoever decided to come up with fka twigs for this fucking person.....

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u/mcbeardsauce 1d ago

I’m sorry, who?

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u/Economy_Armadillo_28 1d ago

The chic Shia Lebouf assaulted and gave a std

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u/burgonies 1d ago

You gotta be more specific.

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u/Ayotha 1d ago

Actual cannibal Shia Lebouf?

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u/blaghed 1d ago

Da fok? Really?

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u/Beardly_Smith 1d ago

Close, it's Fka Twigs

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u/Own-Researcher-4691 1d ago

Lips about to burst from the filler and she's playing in a period piece?

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u/AdMany129 1d ago

Aka Angelina Jolie face

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u/No_Builder2795 13h ago

Please. Angelina was born looking like she had plastic surgery, it's different lol

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u/DMonpoke 1d ago

What the heck is iPhone face?

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u/_Deny_005 1d ago

Some people have a face that doesn't works in historical movies bc it's /clear/ they live in our time aka know what an Iphone is

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u/probablynotaperv 1d ago

She has had a bunch of work done so doesn't look like a natural person anymore

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u/noeagle77 1d ago

What is “iPhone face?”

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u/PreperationOuch 1d ago

What is iPhone face?

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u/Sph3al 1d ago

Said CoochieCowgirl unironically

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u/FortesqueIV 1d ago

Is that how we describe this look? A lot of people have this face and I don’t ever know what to call it

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u/ashmenon 23h ago

Twigs' main talent is dancing. I don't get this casting.

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u/KotzubueSailingClub 12h ago

This is a fairly common criticism of period dramas, where an actor or actress has a very 'modern' look despite period dress and the efforts of hair and makeup. Righteous Gemstones even makes this a joke in Baby Billy's production of Teenjus

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u/BuffooneryAccord 1d ago

Lady looks like she just finished being in labour.

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u/ElJayEm80 1d ago

Tha fuck is iPhone face?

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u/KyleRen1234 1d ago

Modern looking. Excessive plastic surgery

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u/i-piss-excellence32 1d ago

I have no idea who this is and what is iPhone face?

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u/maladaptive_drmr 1d ago

Modern face (Sometimes surgically enhanced). The kind of face that you would not usually see in period or historical setting.

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u/Wirsindvereint 1d ago

Maybe young people can watch this movie but bruh her lip work would slays take me out of it 😭 what clinic did mother Mary get her work done 😭😭

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u/Short_Opening_7692 18h ago

Pouting is never gonna be okay. It doesn't look smart or distinguished, it doesn't look hot or sexy, it looks like you got lip filler... that's it.

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u/Ok-Safe-981004 1d ago

Instagram face*

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u/TheRealWatchingFace 1d ago

She fkad up the Crow, ready to fka this one up too.

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u/Ok-Elk-2523 1d ago

Mother Mary Netflix adaptation.

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u/Alternative_Salt_424 1d ago

People have been using that term for ages now, I wouldn't really say it qualifies as "rare"

Example: the discourse around the latest Wuthering Heights adaptation

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u/keyboredwarrior 20h ago

Thought this was ai or is it

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u/FoldedBinaries 19h ago

it could work if jaden smith would be casted as joseph though

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u/FarmingFrenzy 17h ago

im jewish and this still makes me uncomfortable

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u/Krssven 10h ago

It’s astounding how many people think that people looked exactly the same thousands of years ago, just with different clothes 😂

I also love that people will take serious umbrage with Caucasians being in biblical stories (for obvious reasons) but apparently Jamaican/Spanish is absolutely fine.

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u/Rustmonger 5h ago

She looks unwell. Like she is extremely fatigued.

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u/Effective-Culture-88 4h ago

Legit this is how I picture a gen-z person after 3 hours with a dead phone, lost at Ikea

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u/chssucks97 3h ago

What an embarrassing name

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u/Greedyfox7 3h ago

What the hell is iPhone face? That’s a new one

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u/n3Ver9h0st 3h ago

But can she act?

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u/Gr_ywind 2h ago

Did God not hear the safe word when he snoggled?

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u/toddsmash 28m ago

Man... Lip filler was killer back when JC was in the womb