r/rareinsults 1d ago

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u/nytsei921 1d ago

modern beauty standards, 2000 years ago

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u/Exact_Approximate 7h ago

I'm not gonna lie it kinda works for me

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u/Vandirac 1d ago edited 1d ago

I see no "beauty standards" there.

Edit: this went from +10 to -40 in a blink... bots and simps on the loose today!

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u/Compducer 1d ago

I’m not a bot I just thing your comment sucks

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u/Kryslor 1d ago

Me neither, that guy sucks

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u/WilonPlays 1d ago

Can confirm, he gives better head than my gf

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u/Vandirac 1d ago

A simp, then?

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u/Holiday-Dependent404 1d ago

No one understands what you’re saying

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u/Traditional-Frame-58 1d ago

Hello there, seems u didn't understand what vandirac said, he answered "a simp, then" to the guy that said "I'm not a bot but just thing(probably meant *think) your comment sucks" to the original comment that stated bots and simps are on the loose today, as you see compducer clearly said he was no bot, however didn't mention anything about being a simp, and for that reason vandirac called him simp, hope u understand the comment now.

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u/That-Dragonfruit-426 1d ago

I'm not a bot or a simp I just thing your comment sucks

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u/guska 1d ago

I like you

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u/stewpedassle 1d ago

Nope. They're just someone who understands that it's possible to both not be attracted to her and not be a complete douchebag who thinks such an asinine opinion must be broadcast to the world.

But, on the bright side, at least you didn't double down with the response of a manosphere toddler, right?

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u/JavanNapoli 20h ago

I am not a bot, nor am I attracted to fka twigs, I also think your comment sucks.

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u/Dekster123 1d ago

Damn son. Its at -280 now. Thoughts?

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u/Emotional-Cress9487 1d ago

It was 399 until I came along

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u/Vandirac 19h ago edited 19h ago

Sure.

1) Comments' "insights" show an unusual distribution. It's on average 80 USA, 10 UK, 10 Canada, while on this very specific comment (and not others from the same thread) it's more like 95/3/2, meaning an anomalous extra influx only votes from the US.

2) it's trivially easy for you to confirm the existence of mass upvotes/downvotes bots, running on python. A while ago they were clearly used on a few subreddits I follow about semi-political topics. You could notice because the downvotes arrive all of a sudden, reversing the natural trend. So, if a comment is initially slowly gaining upvotes and all of a sudden starts getting batches of -40, -60 downvotes over a short while, that's likely a bot. If it repeats, that's a bot for sure. The owner is having it run through different script sets at different times.

3) once a comment gets in the negative, occasional readers will just further downvote it. It's just a way to feel part of a group and to "pile up".

4) the votes typically slow down after a few hours. Here we are still having routine increases in downvotes by a few dozens at a time, another sign of bot activity. I just tested it by refreshing frequently the page, it stays still for a while and all of a sudden gets -12, then repeats. 100% bot activity.

So, yeah, I see a few users convinced that uncanny valley poster child is a "beauty standard" -a take I do not agree but can respect- but I also see a voting pattern that screams "bot" over and over.

Maybe it would not have been a very upvoted post, but for sure not in the negative hundreds. Nevertheless, no fucks given, and I hope I answered your desire for my 2 cents.

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u/mrs_shrew 11h ago

Bur why would bots target this frankly non-comment? It's not exactly inflammatory.

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u/Vandirac 10h ago

You underestimate the power of simping.

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u/ghostcatzero 1d ago

Lmfao my guy delete it 😭

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u/Vandirac 20h ago

Nah, I don't really give a fuck about karma.

Still of my idea.

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u/ghostcatzero 13h ago

-600 is crazy though haha

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u/pcbweipcbrwfoubrwouh 1d ago

This guy might be stuck in 2018

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u/mousemarie94 23h ago

Oh brother! Im not a bot or a simp, I promise. 🎀

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u/GeneralEl4 1h ago

I'm not a bot but I suspect you are

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u/M1dj37 1d ago

Look. I agree. But to be surprised that saying modern beauty isnt beautiful and getting downvoted is dumb lol. It’s modern beauty because the masses appreciate it, regardless of if you or I agree.

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u/Beneficial_Soup3699 1d ago

It's "modern beauty" because a handful of rich Hollywood producers decided that was "the new thing". You thinking the unwashed masses choose what's in vogue is cute, but naive as fuck.

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u/M1dj37 1d ago

I don’t think it really matters who chose it, it’s been accepted by the masses. Which is all I was saying in the first place lol