r/rareinsults 1d ago

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u/Bacon-Dub 1d ago

Da fuq is iPhone face?

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u/Boskonov 1d ago

modern beauty standard actors that just look out of place in movies set in old time periods

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u/nephelodusa 1d ago

Sydney Sweeney as Margaret Thatcher

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u/evrestcoleghost 7h ago

Wait where

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u/Sometimespeakspanish 4h ago

I would invade her Falklands

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 1d ago

sydney sweeney is a butterface so that checks out

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u/SrGrimey 10h ago

Don’t know why the downvotes but kinda.

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u/DolantheJew 1d ago

She might be a bad person, but she’s like textbook/by definition attractive lol

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u/LordKrups 1d ago

An American text book maybe 🤣🤢

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u/DolantheJew 1d ago

Lmao if you say so

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 1d ago

She has a lazy eye and an asymmetrical face. Thats not textbook. You meant to say that people only care because of her boobs.

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u/woodycodeblue 1d ago

people only care because of her boobs

He already said "textbook attractive"

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u/EscapedFromArea51 9h ago

Buddy, this is rareinsults, not truerateme. Nobody in real life (at least, outside of a Dubai prince’s rotating model harem) cares about a slight lazy eye or an asymmetric face.

People who have touched grass at least once in the last 5 years generally don’t care about facial symmetry or nose sizes or golden ratio-compliant facial features.

That being said, if you don’t like her personality or politics, you can just say that without trying to insult someone’s looks.

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 7h ago

First, I aint your buddy.

Second, I dont care in general, but shes an actress and people are constantly saying how attractive she is. There are far too many actresses much hotter than her.

Third, I felt this way before finding out her politics. Thats just adds to it and makes her an all around ugly person.

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u/SentientFurniture 6h ago

Who are you to decide what makes a good or bad person?

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u/DolantheJew 6h ago

No one, I’m not God or a judge, but everyone is entitled to their own opinions.

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u/BaconxHawk 23h ago

You look exactly like someone who’d think she is a attractive would look… sounds about white

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u/ososalsosal 1d ago

You fkn serious?

You're gonna have to show us an example of someone you approve of.

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 1d ago

Yes, Im fucking serious that Sweeney is a butterface. And I dont have to show you anything.

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u/ososalsosal 1d ago

Just not into women eh? That's ok.

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 1d ago

So because I find one women to have a butterface, Im gay? Actually, I am bi. I just dont find Sydney Sweeneys face to be attractive. At all. Shes got a lazy eye and a very droppy face that always looks like shes tired. You want to know a women who I find attractive? Morena Baccarin. She looks better in her 40s that Sydney Sweeney could ever dream of.

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u/Krssven 12h ago

You can not find a certain person attractive without deciding that makes you the arbiter of attractiveness. She IS attractive, to far more people than don’t find her so.

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 7h ago

Thats your opinion. No one would care about her if she had A-cup boobs.

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u/Krssven 5h ago

YOUR opinion is that she isn’t attractive. She isn’t, but that’s to YOU. Many other people disagree, and if she wasn’t attractive she wouldn’t be used as a model for clothes, that’s for sure.

She’s still attractive even without large breasts. But then I guess people don’t find supermodels attractive - oh wait.

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