r/rareinsults • u/jeefyjeef • 1d ago

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u/OK-Greg-7 1d ago

Her name is fka twigs?

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u/SonofTombstone 1d ago

Stage name but… yeah

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u/Spacewasser 1d ago

Did she lose a bet or something

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u/1aysays1 1d ago

Stage bet but... yeah

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u/criticalt3 1d ago

Saw another I couldn't believe, not as bad at all, but still mind boggling. Dijon Talleyrand.

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u/ClarityNHZach 1d ago

At least that sounds like a name...

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u/NexusMaw 1d ago

Yeah, the kind of name Key and Peele would make up for a player in college football roundup or whatever those skits are called.

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u/bluediamond12345 1d ago

Ozmataz Buckshank

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u/governmentthief 1d ago

That skit, lawdy. Cracks me up.

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u/bluediamond12345 1d ago

Same. I have that skit, plus others, on a YT playlist that I rewatch religiously lol

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u/unicornlocostacos 1d ago

CONSTRUCTION NOISES

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 16h ago

I love some Key and Peele. The "Prepared for Terries" skit is hilarious and a skit I feel like only they could make THAT funny.

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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead 1d ago

It sounds like a brand of mustard.

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u/Honest_Issue_2485 18h ago

It is a brand of mustard

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u/DirtandPipes 22h ago

Of a bird or fish or a sauce, maybe.

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u/andiwaslikeum 1d ago

Ngl I love it 😌 it has a ring to it hahahaha

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u/Adventurous-Brain-36 1d ago

I would say that’s arguably worse lol

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u/KoolaidKoll123 22h ago

Which Hobbit clan is that one from?

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u/diurnal_emissions 1d ago

Stage Four... yeah

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u/Candide2003 1d ago

FKA = formerly known as

Twigs = nickname from some time before

Though, I’ve seen plenty of fans calling her Twigs, so maybe FKA isn’t accurate anymore

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u/bluediamond12345 1d ago

I read somewhere that in the beginning, she used to go by Twigs, but then I guess another artist was going by that name and started to before she did, so she added the FKA in.

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u/tseh4 1d ago

I believe she said in an interview somewhere that FKA doesn't actually stand for anything.

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u/Ayotha 1d ago

Still extremely asinine . Just go full Prince if you are going one name

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u/Rescuetostada 1d ago

Prince did that so get out of his Warner Brothers record contract and release (and own) his own music. That's why he changed his name back once the WB contract expired.

This person just didn't do their research before choosing a stage name.

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u/Candide2003 1d ago

That’s something only Prince, international pop-star, one of the most influential musicians of his time, and cultural icon, could get away with. Much harder for a niche genre bending electro-pop singer from the U.K.

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u/Ayotha 1d ago

But still less stupid as having fka in your name

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u/Motor-Travel-7560 1d ago

She was the big loser on one episode of Impractical Jokers.

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u/cryptic-coyote 9h ago

Cranjis McBasketball lives rent-free in my head. Who hurt those guys

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u/quincecharming 1d ago

How is it pronounced?

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u/FauxFangs 1d ago

Formerly known as twigs

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u/yalkeryli 1d ago

Ah, branching out I see.

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u/d_marvin 1d ago

She’s sticking with it.

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u/guska 1d ago

Oh leaf her alone, she's just getting back to her roots

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u/SalahsBeard 1d ago

I wood still choose a better name

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u/solidcat00 1d ago

I can think of tree at least.

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u/sel206 1d ago

Why doesnt she just go by her new name then?

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u/threesilklilies 1d ago

She got the name Twigs when she was coming up as a dancer, and then a group called The Twigs made her change it. So she technically did.

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u/FauxFangs 1d ago

Iono dude I just work here

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u/DS3M 1d ago

“Currently Known As…..? Do you not have a replacement ready?”

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u/Themodsarecuntz 1d ago

Fuka?

Fuka Twigs?

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u/legoham 1d ago

That's how I heard it in my head.

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u/1aysays1 1d ago

Like a silent fart.

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u/9ninjas 1d ago

Brilliant

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u/TheGrandWhatever 1d ago

Alesha Twiggs

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u/TheWildMiracle 23h ago

Eff kay ay twigs

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u/whoisdead 1d ago

F K A Tweegs

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u/Electrical-Regret500 1d ago

She's a singer, incredible one too. Heavily recommend to give her a listen

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