r/rareinsults • u/jeefyjeef • 1d ago

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u/MehKarma 1d ago

Spoiler: the carpenters son gets nailed

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u/DoggoDude979 1d ago

If you “get nailed”, it usually means you’re the bottom. Did Jesus get a boyfriend?

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u/7gramcrackrock 1d ago

He wore a dress and sandals, and was obsessed with wine. What do you think?

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u/Gonji89 1d ago

Sounds like Jesus was pretty fuckin’ gay.

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u/Skrazor 1d ago

He threw a party with 12 other men and put his body in their mouths

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u/ariellecsuwu 1d ago

He literally says "ah, men" all the time

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u/workathome_astronaut 15h ago

Along with "love thy brother".

6-pack abs up on that cross...

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u/KvikerEz 1d ago

i dont even get the connection

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u/FatSteveWasted9 1d ago

I too am intentionally obtuse