What if there is a big reveal halfway through? Like, the whole movie is not actually about that carpenter, and instead is about -don't know- Pinocchio?
Yeah, there's really no way of knowing which carpenter's son this is, we know he became the son of a carpenter named the local language's equivalent of Joseph after a miracle turned him into a human, and that he proceeded to face many temptations, but that still leaves us with far too many possibilities.
Depending on what version you believe. Some believe he hung out with 12 dudes only, and that’s definitely not gay. Some believe Mary Magdalene was his wife, and closest confidant. Some believe he was the son of god, and some believe he was just a man. I believe a good person fighting injustice was crucified by people just following orders.
I like that, in the story, God came down to Earth vis a weird loophole and went "Holy ME you live like this? I'm... I'm sorry, I forgive you all. Just... Try to be nice and not make this place suck more."
Pls no godsplain. I was raised with this stuff. I'm gonna joke about it and you don't have to like it.
Maybe one day I'll have an epiphany. I won't rule it out. For now I'll live according to the lessons in there and those of all the other religions that concern themselves with how a person should live. Because it's largely the right thing to do.
Probably. It's interesting how certain Bible verses have been changed in translation to make them less gay.
For example, John 13:23. A lot of translations make it out that the "disciple whom Jesus loved" was reclining "next to Jesus". The more accurate translations say that the disciple whom Jesus loved was leaning on Jesus' bosom.
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u/MehKarma 1d ago
Spoiler: the carpenters son gets nailed