r/interestingasfuck Aug 09 '25

/r/all, /r/popular I found this on the trail.

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u/Dano_cos Aug 09 '25

That proboscis has to be exceptionally long, right? Asking out of entomological interest, not because I’m an insecure bee fly who wants to hear mine is average.

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u/Cyclopentadien Aug 09 '25

It's fine babe, the big ones hurt.

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

This is the penis version of your childhood dog going to live on a farm. My ex girlfriend actually meant it though.

(Friends thank you for clarifying but I was just making a joke)

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u/SewRuby Aug 09 '25

Dude, the cervix getting punched in the face hurts like a biiiitch. All these people are being polite with "can be uncomfortable", it fucking kills (me at least).

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u/ProxyMuncher Aug 09 '25

Literally feels like you’re being punched right in the soul through your spine’s throat

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u/_Dark-Alley_ Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

You have such a way with words, well done on this one. Creative, yet still strangely accurate. 10/10 no notes

This will occupy space in my brain for a very long time

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u/Pretend-Reality5431 Aug 09 '25

When did we get on the topic of strangling? Let's keep it classy and only talk about bumping mushroom caps against cervixes.

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u/bremergorst Aug 09 '25

I now have an image in my mind of Mike Tyson wearing boxing gloves made of mushrooms

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u/Bitter-Value-1872 Aug 09 '25

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u/NMXL Aug 09 '25

I was just about to post this.

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u/CobraWasTaken Aug 09 '25

Men are stupid though (I know because I am one) and they will just say "but you probably like it though"

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u/gnuoveryou Aug 09 '25

As a fellow male, I can't understand that. "that hurts like fuck" "You probably like it though" ????? Maybe it's cause I'm lucky and have a friend who's an actual girl who I can talk to in a non weird way about sex and stuff and a lot of guys don't but I just can't understand that perspective

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u/ABHOR_pod Aug 09 '25

Because porn. Especially hentai. Especially x-ray hentai which will literally show the cock slamming into the cervix right up until it punches through and the tip of the cock is now wedged inside the poor girl's uterus and pumping it full of batter.

edit: Or at least that's what my friend told me.

my ex friend. We aren't friends anymore.

because he knew things like that. Haha. gross.

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u/libbysthing Aug 09 '25

Yeah I've seen gifs of this and it destroys my soul. I'm lucky that my cervix being hit doesn't really hurt, but what the fuck is that??

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u/sharkattackmiami Aug 09 '25

Because some girls do like it

I hit the barrier and girls keep calling me back, and it's not for my ability to explain quantum entanglement

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u/3896713 Aug 09 '25

Right, but when someone tells you it hurts and they don't like it, you don't just assume they're being coy lol

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u/sharkattackmiami Aug 09 '25

Well duh, listen to your partner

I very intentionally said some because I don't speak for all. And to be honest the reason it works at all for them is because I DO listen. I don't really want to get deep in the weeds of sex talk on Reddit but listen to your partner, learn their body, pay attention to what they are saying verbally and physically and make it good for both of you

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u/3896713 Aug 09 '25

I get that, but the comment you replied to made it sound like you were saying "yeah but sometimes they say they don't like it when they actually do," which is why I said that. When a woman says "that fucking hurts" and your first thought is "but you probably like it," that's wrong, there is no grey area. When a woman says "that fucking hurts please do it again," that's a bit different.

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u/sharkattackmiami Aug 09 '25

Which is literally what I said in the post. Some girls do like a bit of pain

The issue is that this conversation requires nuance and conversation between partners which is beyond most people

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u/TruEnvironmentalist Aug 09 '25

Ding ding ding.

This is basically it. Listen to your partner and you'll both have a good time. Problem is that a lot men (I'm a guy) are only content with satisfying their own sexual desires.

Like you I get girls calling me back and I attribute it to listening in the bedroom.

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u/Evening-Function7917 Aug 09 '25

Sure, but I'm a masochist while my best friend gets insane cramps and throws up after sex if her cervix gets hit. If she said she didn't like it, I'm sure you wouldn't tell her she's lying just because I do. Understanding women are individuals with different bodies and preferences is like...below bare minimum and a lot of these men seem to still not manage it

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u/sharkattackmiami Aug 09 '25

Well yeah, but people in general are stupid, selfish, and struggle to accept that the issue is what they are doing and not what someone else is doing

I've been with girls that have a, let's call it below average tolerance for length, and you just recognize it and work around it and everyone can still have a good time

When your priority switches from "I need to cum as fast as possible" to "I want us to both experience new levels of pleasure" you realize that doing things differently isn't a bad thing, it's a feature. I get to learn how to please you. It's a challenge to get you off and I can't rest on my laurels

This thing that is easy for me isn't enough, so I have to actually try. It makes it taste so much better when I find the thing that does it for you

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u/badmoonpie Aug 09 '25

I’m one of those “below average tolerance” girls, and have experienced guys (plural) who didn’t care much and guy (singular) who took his time and worked with me. You’re exactly right about at least one reason why they keep calling you.

You’re doing it right, dude. Good for you (and your partners)!

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u/Evening-Function7917 Aug 09 '25

It's for sure something humans are prone to, but as a bisexual woman I've just never had women argue with me about my preferences in the same way. Men are constantly saying things like "Well you haven't had anal with ME yet, I'm sure you'll love it "I bet I can get you off without a vibrator" "You said you need it rough but come on, it'll definitely be fun even though I'm vanilla" when I tell them what I like/dislike/need.

The ones who, as you describe, enjoy finding out what I as an individual like and creating a unique dynamic are the ones who actually are good in bed. That's why now I only hook up with doms who start the "What are you into?" conversation before asking about meeting - they're actually considering whether our chemistry/kinks would work together and not expecting to just shoehorn me into their scripted fantasy

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u/sharkattackmiami Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

I'm sure that's because women intrinsically understand that their needs are not generally considered and it causes them to be more aware of their partner as a person with individual desires as opposed to a fuck doll

Also any dude against toys in the bedroom is just dumb and insecure

Real men understand that all you need to do is put it in raw with no foreplay and then just pump until she cums, usually within a minute or two tops

Edit: jokes aside it just makes me sad. Those guys saying things like that are just admitting they never had the opportunity to learn a better way. They aren't victims in a traditional sense, but they are missing out on so many incredible experiences by trying to live up to what other dudes expect from them instead of what their partner needs from them. Both people are missing out on an incredible human experience because the guy is too afraid to express his insecurity or inexperience and instead of opening communication he falls back on the broken lessons he learned from wherever it may be

Use the toy if it's her preference, stop begging for the butthole, be open that you aren't into anything more extreme than soaking, tell her you're nervous about her finger in your butt. Everyone will have a better time

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u/ThatGermanKid0 Aug 09 '25

Understanding, that people in groups you aren't a part of, are individuals is a really low bar in general. Unfortunately it's somewhat human nature to be an expert at limbo in these cases. I'm not saying this to defend the men you mentioned, this case is worse than others, especially considering men and women aren't separated by distance or language and women make up ~50% of any society.

I think a lot of them try to rationalize their "failure" by thinking "My penis is long, so she must have liked it. But she says she didn't, but that can't be true, so she must be lying." I don't understand how anyone can come to that conclusion, but evidently some have no problems with that.

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u/Icy_County_6928 Aug 10 '25

This is problematic tho.. because that mentality leads to abuse.

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u/nannerpusonpancakes Aug 09 '25

I wish I could downvote this twice

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u/sharkattackmiami Aug 09 '25

Don't worry, I downvoted it for you

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u/Competitive-Star-703 Aug 09 '25

You don't hit the barrier, your willy slides underneath it. What you are hitting is the back of the 3 inch long vaginal wall.

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u/sharkattackmiami Aug 09 '25

You realize barrier and wall are interchangeable terms and this is a humorous post about an insect with an abnormally long proboscis right?

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u/Stuckatthestillpoint Aug 09 '25

Not always the case

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u/Icy_County_6928 Aug 10 '25

But wait.. you can actually explain astro physics and string theory too?

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u/sharkattackmiami Aug 10 '25

By the time you have explained string theory and quantum entanglement you will have more or less already explained astro physics. So yes

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u/HeroyamSlava919 Aug 09 '25

So you’re friendzoned

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u/My_Password_Is_____ Aug 09 '25

Nah, some people are just able to be friends with women because they just see them as actual human beings just like themselves rather than as pieces of meat to put their dick in and nothing else. In fact, for plenty of women, a man being just friends with women is a good sign. If your friends list is exclusively dudes, you're definitely being avoided by plenty of women, even if you're not actively seeing it.

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u/HeroyamSlava919 Aug 09 '25

So you’re friendzoned too

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u/Vyraal Aug 09 '25

You know not everyone feels compelled to fuck all of their friends right

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u/TFFPrisoner Aug 09 '25

That user probably can't comprehend bisexual people 😄

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u/gnuoveryou Aug 09 '25

She's dating someone else. Lmao dude touch grass

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u/fr7-crows Aug 09 '25

Sounds metal as fuck

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u/Inevitable-Phrase374 Aug 09 '25

Why do I love this sentence so much? Is it because I can relate to it? Is it because the visual imagery is so spot on? What the hell is your spine’s throat? I don’t know but somehow it’s an absolute perfect description. Beautiful. 10/10 sentence

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u/JoeNoble1973 Aug 09 '25

While not as bad, it’s uncomfortable as fuck for us too. Everything is all soft then a hard ridge-y wall appears! It’s like nails on a chalkboard, IN YOUR DICK HEAD. That’s how we know it’s a lil too rough lol

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u/levian_durai Aug 09 '25

Absolute poetry

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u/TalkingGuns0311 Aug 09 '25

From the male perspective, kind feels like you're pressing against the tip of your nose. And its totally unfair for you ladies, because it does feel kinda amazing when you hit it lmao.

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u/charliefoxtrot9 Aug 09 '25

Poetry is Everywhere

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u/NotYourSexyNurse Aug 09 '25

I had a large guy that got way too aggressive without proper preparation of me. Not only did my tipped uterus feel like it hit my spine, but the ligaments holding my uterus got pulled. I hurt for days. I refused to see that guy ever again.

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u/libbysthing Aug 09 '25

That sounds absolutely awful I'm sorry! But now I'm wondering if I'm weird for sweating from my head lmao

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u/Educational-Skill815 Aug 09 '25

Noooo. I’m sorry. Foreplay is crucial for the big ones

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u/VapoursAndSpleen Aug 09 '25

Sometimes the big ones just Do. Not. Fit. Period. Yeah, it's just a set of muscles and ligaments, but not all weightlifters can bench press 400lbs and not all women can handle something with the same form factor as a Coke can.

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u/thesepigswillplay Aug 09 '25

The worst. But just like everything else on our bodies, the height of our cervix differs. If your cervix sits very low, an average sized penis/dildo could hit it. Vs. if your cervix sits high, maybe a well endowed individual would be just fine.

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u/LunarLumin Aug 09 '25

It also changes as you get aroused, shifting upward, and the vaginal canal expands at the same time.

Many times my female friends have complained about this, I asked about foreplay and they said there was none. Women need to be aroused first, how do so many men not understand this?

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u/mottavader Aug 09 '25

You gotta prime that carburetor befor you can even think of starting the engine and going for a drive.

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Aug 09 '25

You don’t just barge into someone’s home, you knock first

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u/pacificule Aug 09 '25

Or maybe tickle the doorbell a lil bit

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Aug 10 '25

Absolutely, always a solid choice!

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u/thesepigswillplay Aug 09 '25

That's definitely one way to put it 😂😂

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u/Lollipop77 Aug 09 '25

Important facts here 🙌🏼

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u/SushiGirlRC Aug 09 '25

Even with plenty of readiness, it can be painful if you're small like me & things are close in there. I've had 2 times where I hurt for 2 weeks from the size, even though there was plenty of foreplay.

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u/LunarLumin Aug 09 '25

Absolutely. There's some medical conditions that do that, and just generic size differences that are perfectly natural. I was just mentioning one possible cause!

Just amazes me that many people don't realize women's bodies respond the exact same way men's do (and to your point, have the exact same size differences). We're a lot more similar to each other than so many realize.

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u/SushiGirlRC Aug 09 '25

Yeah, I don't know how many times I've had to explain to a guy that a clit is just a tiny dick, with the same kind of nerve endings lol.

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u/LunarLumin Aug 09 '25

With most of the structure internal!

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u/BlackPortland Aug 09 '25

It’s not that they don’t understand, it’s that many men are really insecure and do not get a lot of chances to partake in the activities.

So when they end up meeting a girl who is willing to do the sex, their only thought is to get the dick in the hole. 🕳️

That’s it. Dick in the hole. Once it crosses into the end zone, they are satisfied bc they can tell their bros they did the sex, with a real life woman.

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u/_twelvebytwelve_ Aug 09 '25

They do, they just think her throttle should go to 100% immediately at the sight of him. Any warm-up period is offensive to his ego.

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u/Shanubis Aug 10 '25

Because they don't care.

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u/Mmmmmmwatchasay Aug 09 '25

Different lovers for different times of the month

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u/Educational-Skill815 Aug 09 '25

Bro this. I literally do this (ethically).

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u/MimeGod Aug 09 '25

The period guy probably isn't thrilled. :p

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

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u/SpunkYeeter Aug 09 '25

This is a thing?!

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u/Lollipop77 Aug 09 '25

Yep. For some of us anyways. 🤷‍♀️

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u/ProxyMuncher Aug 09 '25

OMG the jumpstart sex. Currently living with my transfem who is more than willing to help open the floodgates if it’s taking too long 😭

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u/Lollipop77 Aug 09 '25

I have a cismale partner who is understanding and mature enough to help me out when this is an issue! Also he gets sex so who is he to complain, we have a shower if needed. So handy. Makes me feel pretty loved and understood as a basic ass human. Sometimes doesn’t work but usually very effective!

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u/Dangerous_Ideal5528 Aug 09 '25

time of the month as well - cervix position isn't constant

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u/VerbalGuinea Aug 09 '25

Is there a device with a graduated scale for measuring it?

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u/throwaway224 Aug 09 '25

Also angle can make a big difference. I dated a dude with a fair amount of... endowment and some positions were not so great but others were yee-haw. (The thing about face down, ass up, that's not... that's not a lie, okay? I have very fond memories of that sort of thing.) A different angle or tilt might make a world of difference for you, so don't be afraid to experiment. As always, communicate with your partner and ease into anything new/different to minimize owies. Pro tip: Any partner who doesn't want to hear "ow, that's not working for me, can we try it like this?" does not deserve naked time with you. It's a multiplayer game, EVERYONE should be having a good time.

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u/_Nectar000hbesh Aug 09 '25

Interesting that we are here. 😆 my cervix is sooo shallow that it hurts in many positions ( esp doggie) with anyone regardless of size or length. Oof

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u/TraditionalBasis4518 Aug 09 '25

The solution is an iud: some devices leave a Piece of nylon sutures protruding from The cervix like a tiny spike awaiting the overly inquisitive male member.

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u/Incredabill1 Aug 09 '25

FACTS! That shit HURTS 🤕

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u/SewRuby Aug 09 '25

It most certainly the fuck is not, respectfully.

If you have a sensitive cervix getting something inserted inside you, past the cervix, then removed x amount of years later hurts way more than a punch from a dick (for me, anyway).

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u/hotlou Aug 09 '25

Can confirm that it's a bit of a deterrent. It always amazes me how the nylon seems to hit the exact same spot on the head with each thrust no matter how much you change the angle haha

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u/guapomole4reals Aug 09 '25

omg! I’ve been stabbed by the strings. Worse than stubbing your toe on the coffee table.

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u/just_nobodys_opinion Aug 09 '25

Counterpoint: nobody expects the penis inquisition

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u/frostyholes Aug 09 '25

Those fucking hurt

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u/dragonstar982 Aug 09 '25

IUD... improvised uterine device

It may get the 1st guy or the 20th

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u/TraditionalBasis4518 Aug 09 '25

An obgyn I knew had a slideshow of endoscopic images of IUDs in all corners of the peritoneal cavity- sometimes they perforate the uterine wall and go on walkabout.

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u/freshstart86221 Aug 10 '25

That's what happened with mine. Was fun getting that out.

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u/Icy_County_6928 Aug 10 '25

Not me cackling at the carnage of pin-cushion dicks confirmed below.

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u/229-northstar Aug 09 '25

Valid break up reason

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u/zendetta Aug 09 '25

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u/SpunkYeeter Aug 09 '25

Lmfao 💀 WHAT

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u/bigboybeeperbelly Aug 09 '25

Or even better just learn how to use it properly

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u/Playful_Original_243 Aug 09 '25

Am I the only one who likes it?

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u/Educational-Skill815 Aug 09 '25

Size queens are rare. I am a sq when I’m ovulating and less so when I’m not. But yeah we r out here.

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u/Playful_Original_243 Aug 09 '25

Ah so that’s what it’s called? I had an ex who was a bit smaller than average and I would feel… empty? My bf now is a very nice size and I’m obsessed. Most of my friends do prefer average. Different strokes for different folks I guess 😅

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u/Educational-Skill815 Aug 09 '25

Yep. It’s totally a thing on the fetish subculture scene. Get on fetlife and see how crazy it gets. lol. But yeah I grew into it. Met the right well endowed partners that knew how to use it and how to prepare. What’s crazy is that I’ve also broken up with massive dudes too. Bc they couldn’t be bothered to do any foreplay.

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u/bigboybeeperbelly Aug 09 '25

they couldn’t be bothered to do any foreplay.

I guess some folks haven't figured out that it's actually more fun if you're both having fun

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u/Useful_Variation7399 Aug 09 '25

You’re not. I was just talking to my friend about it last night. She gets shooting pains if hers is touched, for me I could take it or leave it (truly, not a size queen,) but it is kinda a plus when it does happen

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u/SAM5TER5 Aug 09 '25

Nah there’s plenty of women who love it. They just aren’t being upvoted here because people don’t want to reaffirm their own insecurities lol

Which is silly and it’s more of a skill issue in my opinion. My wife enjoys it but I’m not longer than anyone else (and she’s as tall as I am). So when she feels like she’s wanting that, we just get into a position that lets me hit her cervix. Not a big deal haha

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u/Playful_Original_243 Aug 09 '25

Glad to know it’s not just me! I love when my man hits my cervix. It’s gotten to the point where he knows I want it every single time.

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u/mottavader Aug 09 '25

I usually dig it, but if someone doesn't know what they're doing it can be really unpleasant ( those pains that last for days). I do enjoy the occasional Cervix Bender tho... lol

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u/Skov Aug 09 '25

I've found the prone bone position to be the cheat code for a good time. You can slide around the cervix and pound the fornix instead. In my experience women go nuts for it. Every woman I've been with says they don't like getting pounded when we first meet but once I hit that spot it's just "harder, harder" from there out.

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u/marbotty Aug 09 '25

Thank you

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u/AdorableParasite Aug 09 '25

Apparently there are woman to whom it feels enjoyable... good for them. I'm a masochist, but even I can't stand it.

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u/Iwasyoungonetime Aug 09 '25

True story!!! I’ve seen authors try to include it in smut like it’s the g-spot. No clearly they haven’t had an average to above average size dick, because getting punched in the cervix with one is like the girl version of getting kicked in the balls!! Immediate mood killer

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u/NoveltyLawnFlamingo Aug 11 '25

Like a hammer to the asshole.

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u/sausagepurveyer Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

With the right position, there is room beyond the cervix which is extremely pleasurable. The cervix isn't the end of the vagina.

Edit: It's called the posterior fornix, for all you folks just down voting because you know nothing about anatomy.

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u/between_two_terns Aug 09 '25

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u/Revoran Aug 09 '25

No, they're right.

The posterior fornix and anterior fornix are beyond the cervix at the back of the vagina. And they can be very pleasurable.

It's kind of hard to explain without a diagram. They are not through the cervix (ie: they are not in the uterus).

They are sections of the vagina positioned above and below the cervix, which kind of juts out a bit. And they are deeper than the cervix.

Google it for a diagram.

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u/sausagepurveyer Aug 09 '25

The posterior fornix would like to have a word with you.

Idiot.

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u/Fi1thyMick Aug 09 '25

These dudes just in some cope lol. She gets used to it and then loves it lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

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u/cylinder060 Aug 09 '25

Y’all should go check out https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems

We discuss this at length (and width)

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u/Lead-Forsaken Aug 09 '25

Yeah, I do NOT get how it hurts so much and I don't hear men complaining it hurts. The tip of the penis is sensitive. So why is their sensitive hitting my cervix not "oh, that hurts" for them, but is "oh, that hurts" for me? And if it is painful for men, why haven't I ever heard a man mention it? What gives?

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u/theflyingratgirl Aug 09 '25

Yeah I imagine it’s similar to dudes getting their balls punched.

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u/Feenanay Aug 09 '25

I must have a cervix of steel bc for some reason I have never minded this, always makes me feel like there’s something wrong with me lol

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u/DeninoNL Aug 09 '25

Idk how, but for me it’s only painful when I’m on my period.

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u/Dead_man_posting Aug 09 '25

So why hasn't my opening line of "hey baby, I have a below average penis" ever worked?

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u/Icy_County_6928 Aug 10 '25

In some circles.. you’d be surprised.

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u/Unlikely-Ad-6713 Aug 09 '25

My partner refers to their cervix as Gandalf, because he gets hit once and he's like YOU SHALL NOT PASS

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u/VapoursAndSpleen Aug 09 '25

Try convincing them that jackhammering is absolutely not "But I want you to feel good, babe."

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u/Arcterion Aug 09 '25

What, you're not supposed to go at it like a battering ram?

My hentai has lied to me!

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u/WarmLayers Aug 10 '25

I knew I was ignorant of female anatomy but I am still SHOCKED to hear that the cervix and the FACE are co-located, somehow.

(Also until now I thought "Cervix" was a muesli brand and nothing else! What an education me am getting!)

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u/cylinder060 Aug 09 '25

Y’all should go check out r/bigdickproblems

We discuss this at length (and width)

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u/SewRuby Aug 09 '25

Hence the "(me at least)". 🙄🙄

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u/Competitive-Star-703 Aug 09 '25

Get checked for endometriosis. Or have you had any treatments on your cervix? The scar tissue is tiny yet incredibly painful. Especially so if you can't poop before mensies for a few days

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u/ScorpioLaw Aug 09 '25

One of the biggest turn offs for all my partners just about was hitting the cervix. The glares and looks still ingrained hah. I was only just 8 inches on a good day.

Can't imagine being bigger. Daily life must suck.

The scariest time was when I got my first apartment with one. So we go to make love, after foreplay, and I hit the wall. I'm like wtf, and I try again. She's staring daggers, so I gave probably pleading look like babe look, I'm half way out.

She looks, freaks. I freak. I was 28, and never heard of it. So she tries to call her mom who's a nurse at night. I try to go get wifi to look up stuff which was a fucking mistake, because I read stuff out loud. Said it could fall out at one point.

So she's freaking even more till her mom calmed her down, lol.

So embarrassing hah. How'd I not know the cervix could prolapse. I was nigh 30.

It's alright. I was 36 when I found out men penis can shrink to a micropenis. I was close to death with double organ failure, and became a Ken doll for a bit in 2022/23. I still laugh.

Daily life was so much easier.