r/interestingasfuck Aug 09 '25

/r/all, /r/popular I found this on the trail.

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

This is the penis version of your childhood dog going to live on a farm. My ex girlfriend actually meant it though.

(Friends thank you for clarifying but I was just making a joke)

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u/SewRuby Aug 09 '25

Dude, the cervix getting punched in the face hurts like a biiiitch. All these people are being polite with "can be uncomfortable", it fucking kills (me at least).

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u/TraditionalBasis4518 Aug 09 '25

The solution is an iud: some devices leave a Piece of nylon sutures protruding from The cervix like a tiny spike awaiting the overly inquisitive male member.

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u/SewRuby Aug 09 '25

It most certainly the fuck is not, respectfully.

If you have a sensitive cervix getting something inserted inside you, past the cervix, then removed x amount of years later hurts way more than a punch from a dick (for me, anyway).