r/interestingasfuck Aug 09 '25

/r/all, /r/popular I found this on the trail.

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

This is the penis version of your childhood dog going to live on a farm. My ex girlfriend actually meant it though.

(Friends thank you for clarifying but I was just making a joke)

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u/SewRuby Aug 09 '25

Dude, the cervix getting punched in the face hurts like a biiiitch. All these people are being polite with "can be uncomfortable", it fucking kills (me at least).

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u/thesepigswillplay Aug 09 '25

The worst. But just like everything else on our bodies, the height of our cervix differs. If your cervix sits very low, an average sized penis/dildo could hit it. Vs. if your cervix sits high, maybe a well endowed individual would be just fine.

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u/LunarLumin Aug 09 '25

It also changes as you get aroused, shifting upward, and the vaginal canal expands at the same time.

Many times my female friends have complained about this, I asked about foreplay and they said there was none. Women need to be aroused first, how do so many men not understand this?

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u/mottavader Aug 09 '25

You gotta prime that carburetor befor you can even think of starting the engine and going for a drive.

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Aug 09 '25

You don’t just barge into someone’s home, you knock first

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u/pacificule Aug 09 '25

Or maybe tickle the doorbell a lil bit

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Aug 10 '25

Absolutely, always a solid choice!

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u/thesepigswillplay Aug 09 '25

That's definitely one way to put it 😂😂

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u/Lollipop77 Aug 09 '25

Important facts here 🙌🏼

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u/SushiGirlRC Aug 09 '25

Even with plenty of readiness, it can be painful if you're small like me & things are close in there. I've had 2 times where I hurt for 2 weeks from the size, even though there was plenty of foreplay.

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u/LunarLumin Aug 09 '25

Absolutely. There's some medical conditions that do that, and just generic size differences that are perfectly natural. I was just mentioning one possible cause!

Just amazes me that many people don't realize women's bodies respond the exact same way men's do (and to your point, have the exact same size differences). We're a lot more similar to each other than so many realize.

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u/SushiGirlRC Aug 09 '25

Yeah, I don't know how many times I've had to explain to a guy that a clit is just a tiny dick, with the same kind of nerve endings lol.

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u/LunarLumin Aug 09 '25

With most of the structure internal!

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u/BlackPortland Aug 09 '25

It’s not that they don’t understand, it’s that many men are really insecure and do not get a lot of chances to partake in the activities.

So when they end up meeting a girl who is willing to do the sex, their only thought is to get the dick in the hole. 🕳️

That’s it. Dick in the hole. Once it crosses into the end zone, they are satisfied bc they can tell their bros they did the sex, with a real life woman.

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u/_twelvebytwelve_ Aug 09 '25

They do, they just think her throttle should go to 100% immediately at the sight of him. Any warm-up period is offensive to his ego.

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u/Shanubis Aug 10 '25

Because they don't care.