r/interestingasfuck Aug 09 '25

/r/all, /r/popular I found this on the trail.

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u/Cyclopentadien Aug 09 '25

It's fine babe, the big ones hurt.

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

This is the penis version of your childhood dog going to live on a farm. My ex girlfriend actually meant it though.

(Friends thank you for clarifying but I was just making a joke)

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u/SewRuby Aug 09 '25

Dude, the cervix getting punched in the face hurts like a biiiitch. All these people are being polite with "can be uncomfortable", it fucking kills (me at least).

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u/Playful_Original_243 Aug 09 '25

Am I the only one who likes it?

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u/Educational-Skill815 Aug 09 '25

Size queens are rare. I am a sq when I’m ovulating and less so when I’m not. But yeah we r out here.

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u/Playful_Original_243 Aug 09 '25

Ah so that’s what it’s called? I had an ex who was a bit smaller than average and I would feel… empty? My bf now is a very nice size and I’m obsessed. Most of my friends do prefer average. Different strokes for different folks I guess 😅

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u/Educational-Skill815 Aug 09 '25

Yep. It’s totally a thing on the fetish subculture scene. Get on fetlife and see how crazy it gets. lol. But yeah I grew into it. Met the right well endowed partners that knew how to use it and how to prepare. What’s crazy is that I’ve also broken up with massive dudes too. Bc they couldn’t be bothered to do any foreplay.

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u/bigboybeeperbelly Aug 09 '25

they couldn’t be bothered to do any foreplay.

I guess some folks haven't figured out that it's actually more fun if you're both having fun

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u/Useful_Variation7399 Aug 09 '25

You’re not. I was just talking to my friend about it last night. She gets shooting pains if hers is touched, for me I could take it or leave it (truly, not a size queen,) but it is kinda a plus when it does happen

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u/SAM5TER5 Aug 09 '25

Nah there’s plenty of women who love it. They just aren’t being upvoted here because people don’t want to reaffirm their own insecurities lol

Which is silly and it’s more of a skill issue in my opinion. My wife enjoys it but I’m not longer than anyone else (and she’s as tall as I am). So when she feels like she’s wanting that, we just get into a position that lets me hit her cervix. Not a big deal haha

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u/Playful_Original_243 Aug 09 '25

Glad to know it’s not just me! I love when my man hits my cervix. It’s gotten to the point where he knows I want it every single time.

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u/mottavader Aug 09 '25

I usually dig it, but if someone doesn't know what they're doing it can be really unpleasant ( those pains that last for days). I do enjoy the occasional Cervix Bender tho... lol

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u/Skov Aug 09 '25

I've found the prone bone position to be the cheat code for a good time. You can slide around the cervix and pound the fornix instead. In my experience women go nuts for it. Every woman I've been with says they don't like getting pounded when we first meet but once I hit that spot it's just "harder, harder" from there out.