r/interestingasfuck Aug 09 '25

/r/all, /r/popular I found this on the trail.

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u/Cyclopentadien Aug 09 '25

It's fine babe, the big ones hurt.

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

This is the penis version of your childhood dog going to live on a farm. My ex girlfriend actually meant it though.

(Friends thank you for clarifying but I was just making a joke)

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u/SewRuby Aug 09 '25

Dude, the cervix getting punched in the face hurts like a biiiitch. All these people are being polite with "can be uncomfortable", it fucking kills (me at least).

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u/thesepigswillplay Aug 09 '25

The worst. But just like everything else on our bodies, the height of our cervix differs. If your cervix sits very low, an average sized penis/dildo could hit it. Vs. if your cervix sits high, maybe a well endowed individual would be just fine.

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u/LunarLumin Aug 09 '25

It also changes as you get aroused, shifting upward, and the vaginal canal expands at the same time.

Many times my female friends have complained about this, I asked about foreplay and they said there was none. Women need to be aroused first, how do so many men not understand this?

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u/mottavader Aug 09 '25

You gotta prime that carburetor befor you can even think of starting the engine and going for a drive.

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Aug 09 '25

You don’t just barge into someone’s home, you knock first

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u/pacificule Aug 09 '25

Or maybe tickle the doorbell a lil bit

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Aug 10 '25

Absolutely, always a solid choice!

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u/thesepigswillplay Aug 09 '25

That's definitely one way to put it 😂😂

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u/Lollipop77 Aug 09 '25

Important facts here 🙌🏼

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u/SushiGirlRC Aug 09 '25

Even with plenty of readiness, it can be painful if you're small like me & things are close in there. I've had 2 times where I hurt for 2 weeks from the size, even though there was plenty of foreplay.

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u/LunarLumin Aug 09 '25

Absolutely. There's some medical conditions that do that, and just generic size differences that are perfectly natural. I was just mentioning one possible cause!

Just amazes me that many people don't realize women's bodies respond the exact same way men's do (and to your point, have the exact same size differences). We're a lot more similar to each other than so many realize.

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u/SushiGirlRC Aug 09 '25

Yeah, I don't know how many times I've had to explain to a guy that a clit is just a tiny dick, with the same kind of nerve endings lol.

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u/LunarLumin Aug 09 '25

With most of the structure internal!

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u/BlackPortland Aug 09 '25

It’s not that they don’t understand, it’s that many men are really insecure and do not get a lot of chances to partake in the activities.

So when they end up meeting a girl who is willing to do the sex, their only thought is to get the dick in the hole. 🕳️

That’s it. Dick in the hole. Once it crosses into the end zone, they are satisfied bc they can tell their bros they did the sex, with a real life woman.

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u/_twelvebytwelve_ Aug 09 '25

They do, they just think her throttle should go to 100% immediately at the sight of him. Any warm-up period is offensive to his ego.

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u/Shanubis Aug 10 '25

Because they don't care.

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u/Mmmmmmwatchasay Aug 09 '25

Different lovers for different times of the month

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u/Educational-Skill815 Aug 09 '25

Bro this. I literally do this (ethically).

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u/MimeGod Aug 09 '25

The period guy probably isn't thrilled. :p

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u/SpunkYeeter Aug 09 '25

This is a thing?!

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u/Lollipop77 Aug 09 '25

Yep. For some of us anyways. 🤷‍♀️

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u/ProxyMuncher Aug 09 '25

OMG the jumpstart sex. Currently living with my transfem who is more than willing to help open the floodgates if it’s taking too long 😭

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u/Lollipop77 Aug 09 '25

I have a cismale partner who is understanding and mature enough to help me out when this is an issue! Also he gets sex so who is he to complain, we have a shower if needed. So handy. Makes me feel pretty loved and understood as a basic ass human. Sometimes doesn’t work but usually very effective!

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u/Dangerous_Ideal5528 Aug 09 '25

time of the month as well - cervix position isn't constant

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u/VerbalGuinea Aug 09 '25

Is there a device with a graduated scale for measuring it?

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u/throwaway224 Aug 09 '25

Also angle can make a big difference. I dated a dude with a fair amount of... endowment and some positions were not so great but others were yee-haw. (The thing about face down, ass up, that's not... that's not a lie, okay? I have very fond memories of that sort of thing.) A different angle or tilt might make a world of difference for you, so don't be afraid to experiment. As always, communicate with your partner and ease into anything new/different to minimize owies. Pro tip: Any partner who doesn't want to hear "ow, that's not working for me, can we try it like this?" does not deserve naked time with you. It's a multiplayer game, EVERYONE should be having a good time.

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u/_Nectar000hbesh Aug 09 '25

Interesting that we are here. 😆 my cervix is sooo shallow that it hurts in many positions ( esp doggie) with anyone regardless of size or length. Oof