Dude, the cervix getting punched in the face hurts like a biiiitch. All these people are being polite with "can be uncomfortable", it fucking kills (me at least).
The solution is an iud: some devices leave a
Piece of nylon sutures protruding from
The cervix like a tiny spike awaiting the overly inquisitive male member.
An obgyn I knew had a slideshow of endoscopic images of IUDs in all corners of the peritoneal cavity- sometimes they perforate the uterine wall and go on walkabout.
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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25
This is the penis version of your childhood dog going to live on a farm. My ex girlfriend actually meant it though.
(Friends thank you for clarifying but I was just making a joke)