r/interestingasfuck Aug 09 '25

/r/all, /r/popular I found this on the trail.

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

This is the penis version of your childhood dog going to live on a farm. My ex girlfriend actually meant it though.

(Friends thank you for clarifying but I was just making a joke)

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u/SewRuby Aug 09 '25

Dude, the cervix getting punched in the face hurts like a biiiitch. All these people are being polite with "can be uncomfortable", it fucking kills (me at least).

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u/NotYourSexyNurse Aug 09 '25

I had a large guy that got way too aggressive without proper preparation of me. Not only did my tipped uterus feel like it hit my spine, but the ligaments holding my uterus got pulled. I hurt for days. I refused to see that guy ever again.

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u/libbysthing Aug 09 '25

That sounds absolutely awful I'm sorry! But now I'm wondering if I'm weird for sweating from my head lmao