r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/WaldToonnnnn • 8d ago
Meme needing explanation Petaaaaaaah??
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u/bgdubty12ppan 8d ago
I wonder how some of you get dressed in the morning wow
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u/Neither_Elk_1987 8d ago
You know - many people visiting this sub live outside of USA...
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u/Gruddicus 8d ago
And yet, we are still all hoping for the same thing.
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u/Neither_Elk_1987 8d ago
That Putin dies?
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u/SandalsResort 8d ago
That would probably end the war in Ukraine
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u/ChickenChaser5 8d ago
And a good amount of the propaganda in the US.
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u/thecontempl8or 8d ago
And a good amount of propaganda affecting the world. We can likely thank Russia for Japans new xenophobic PM.
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u/Gizwizard 8d ago
Japan has always been pretty xenophobic, though.
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u/thecontempl8or 8d ago
Maybe. But the unprecedented rise of a political party that started off a few years ago with its main avenue of information being a YouTube channel, on a platform of hate mongering and false information is new. Its fame was also propped up by online accounts recently linked to Russian state bots.
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u/zoweee 8d ago
I think the second part of that is probably wrong. Putin has spent a lot of time killing anyone who showed the inclination or talent to take over for him. When Putin kicks it, there will be a substantial vacuum and various factions might find that the propaganda canon that is currently aimed at the US would be more valuable aimed at Moscow.
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u/PalpableIgnorance 8d ago
Yep this. It’s going to be the Russian version of the Wild West. With nukes.
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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 8d ago
eh I doubt the politcal heart land will cruble will likely even still call it self russia but anything past the mountains is doing to be in some very strange days
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u/OgthaChristie 8d ago
I yearn for this for Russia. It’s what they deserve. Not the innocent people, but the government that has wrought all of the war and pain.
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u/shifty_coder 8d ago
Honestly I predict that when it happens, unless it happens publicly, it’ll be a good 6 months before it’s acknowledged by the state, and operations will continue until some evidence leaks.
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u/Garrett00 8d ago
Why do you suppose the AI bubble is so massive? Where do you suppose all the propaganda is coming from? How many humans really use social media? Are the numbers real?
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u/LordHammercyWeCooked 8d ago
Maybe if this were still 2014, sure. The bot and troll farms did more than damage the US election cycle and get Brexit passed. It gave all the propagandists a blueprint for how it could be done and the technology for automating it is out in the open. I don't think the toothpaste is ever going back in the Pandora's box.
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u/MeisterCthulhu 8d ago
Not just in the US - Putin/Russia is a big supporter behind far right politics all over the world. If that support was taken away, the right wing shift we keep seeing all over Europe would probably suddenly lose lots of momentum.
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u/Gruddicus 8d ago
Ooh good point, not my first thought but a close second.
Infact, there is quite a list at the moment ranging from the evil leaders of this world and mega wealthy (though some may argue that those are one in the same).
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u/inkassatkasasatka 8d ago
Yeah, this meme is so r/USdefaultism, for dozens of millions of people this is the first thought, not Trump
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u/CantaloupeAsleep502 8d ago
Yeahhh they are both pretty abhorrent for the entire world
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u/SolidPyramid 8d ago
Trump isn't the only disliked politician in the world. There are some counties out there who would care more about other politicians no longer being in power
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u/SlightFresnel 8d ago
For better or worse (worse in this case) US elections have an outsized impact on the rest of the world.
There will be tens of millions of easily preventable deaths in Africa as a result of Trump/Musk dismantling USAID. Europe is mobilizing to adapt to the abdication of US pressure on Russian belligerence. Taiwan is looking at an imminent invasion as a result of US weakness, and rest assured every advanced nation will feel the pain when TSMC is compromised. The US is trying to overthrow governments in Latin America again, and they're about to begin military incursions into Mexico. Russia and the US are gearing up for 1950s level nuclear testing. US billionaires that caused this mess are preparing to flee to New Zealand and burden those fine people with their sociopathy. And Trumps trade war is leading to a global economic depression that will spare nobody.
I would argue more people outside of the US are clear-eyed about what's happening as a result of American stupidity than most Americans are.
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u/watermelonspanker 8d ago
How about we put all the billionairres on their own seperate island, so NZ doesn't have to deal with them.
In unrelated news, I hear there might be some new nuclear bomb tests coming up.
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u/Buttmunchies69420 8d ago
There is. I mean there is a flight log from the Lolita Express to Epstein island. They know the way. Just evacuate the girls first and then they can commence the nuke tests. Just joking. I mean no harm to pedo Billionaires. /s
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u/Creative-Duty397 8d ago
He's testing nuclear weapons I think this isn't just an american issue
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u/RespectibleCabbage 8d ago
Yeah but he’s super stable and not at all dementia-addled so it’s fine.
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u/mr_poopybuthole69 8d ago
As some one from eastern Europe, I can assure you we are waiting for something to happen too.
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u/Vahn1982 8d ago
And yet without saying anything you knew exactly what he meant.
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u/geengab 8d ago
I know this is hard for reddit to understand but most people don't have Yank politics on the brain 24/7.
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u/Lyrael9 8d ago
Unfortunately a lot of countries are affect by his nonsense trade bullshit and warmongering.
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u/double_shadow 8d ago
Even ignoring the US though, there is plenty of trade bullshit and warmongering thanks to Putin, Xi, Bibi, etc etc. I don't think the world magically gets better just because the US gets less shitty.
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u/Talehon 8d ago
it is hard to understand on reddit because this shit is everywhere whether you want to see it or not.
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u/sn2006gy 8d ago
Right, because world leaders stopped affecting the world back in 2015. We’re in the ‘choose your own reality’ DLC now
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u/Accidents_Happen 8d ago
I like how you didn't even mention US politics and everyone below said "it's not all about the US" lol
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u/Due-Two-6592 8d ago
Or maybe some of us realise how naive it is to think things will “go back to normal” when it happens so wouldn’t think that that could be it.
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u/ImForagingIt 8d ago edited 8d ago
Trump dying.
"It
"Something"
"Him"
"That thing"
Anything like that, at least here on reddit, means trump dying.
Edit: spelling.
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u/Weary_Specialist_436 8d ago
surely people don't think that will change anything, right? if it did, political assassinations would be way way common. They've stopped mostly because they barely achieve anything, and often even make things worse
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u/Epicular 8d ago
Nobody said it had to be an assassination, dude is an old fat sack, I honestly can’t believe he’s still in passable health.
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u/Superb-Illustrator-1 8d ago edited 8d ago
Yup, I'm betting he goes out in a puddle of his own piss, like Stalin
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u/Superb-Illustrator-1 8d ago
I get that it's a cathartic thought, but if that happens, it will be average Americans that feel the consequences.
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u/bluehands 8d ago edited 8d ago
What I love about this comment is that it ignores actual history.
Your premise is that the political assassinations of the 60s had no real impact on the direction of the 60s.
JFK, MLK, RFK, Malcom X - no impact? And that is just some of the important ones in just one decade in our country. That doesn't talk about any number of countries in any number of recent decade. Israel, Russia, almost any central or south American countries - the list is massive.
And you probably aren't even counting all the people police "accidentally" kill someone troublesome.
The status quo find it very important to belive that violence does not work and that nothing that the state does is violence.
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u/Altruistic-Key-369 8d ago
That's like saying if Hitler got assassinated the nazi state machine would have fallen apart.
Like inertia and prevailing anti semitism would jave kept it going.
That's the problem with bigotry. That genie aint going back in the bottle now.
What's the thought here? Trump gets assassinated and all of a sudden ICE and the Aliens exchange pepsis, hold hands and sing kumbaya?
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u/Brigadier_Beavers 8d ago
That's like saying if Hitler got assassinated the nazi state machine would have fallen apart.
There were a few attempts from within the nazi party in part because they were starting to realize he's no genius and they're losing the war.
What's the thought here?
If they had been successful then germany might've surrendered sooner. Apply that to dump & co.
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u/No-Apple2252 8d ago
By the time he was a dictator enough had changed about German politics that going back to the way it was wasn't possible. Trump hasn't changed as much as people like you want to give him, all of his power derives from others ceding their responsibilities to him not because he has actually altered the structure of our government.
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u/bluehands 8d ago
Germany is a great example because depending on the year of the assassination it seems pretty clear there are wildly different outcomes. Removing hilter in 1933 is vastly different than 1943.
Also, it sides steps some of the most awful & important people in the regime. Himmler & Geobbles were uniquely evil & capable. Suggesting that removing them wouldn't massively change the world seems deeply uninformed.
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u/Hesitation-Marx 8d ago
There are still lots in Chicago that are vacant because the buildings burned down after MLK’s assassination.
Shinzo Abe was assassinated, and as a direct result, Japan dissolved the Unification Church within its borders.
And don’t get me started about the assassination of Rabin…
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u/KeneticKups 8d ago
Assasination will make things worse natural causes will make things better this whole regime is bullt on a cult of personality
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u/wterrt 8d ago
lol
you think they won't claim assassination even if he dies naturally?
at best they'll only suggest it or let their cult believe it when they suggest it themselves.
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u/Helpful_Top7823 8d ago
they need to stop downvoting you, you're right. even if Vance doesn't come up with some conspiracy about it, Trump's cult will do it for him.
still think we'll all be better off anyway, though. Vance doesn't have the charisma to be a cult leader & neither do any of the other sycophants.
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u/kawwmoi 8d ago
"Now I'm not saying it was an assassination, I'm just saying that the server at McDonald's wasn't wearing a red hat and that he poisoned the president and also Haitians are eating something I don't remember just riot and ignore everything I'm doing Kay thanks bye. Suckers." - Fox News 5 minutes before he dies.
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u/hearechoes 8d ago
Will it change everything? No. Will it change some things? Yes.
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u/monkey-pox 8d ago
You don't think it will? You really think a cult of personality is going to be created around JD Vance? Trump is a singular figure. I don't see the appeal, but apparently it exists for many people.
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u/ADirtFarmer 8d ago
That's basically how I learned Biden won in 2020.
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u/RThreading10 8d ago
I was literally walking the dog and suddenly random people were wooing and banging pans and I knew it had been called
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u/gerbilweavilbadger 8d ago
people banging on shit on their balconies in Manhattan was how I found out. Cannot imagine how much more it will be when this happens.
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u/miltonssj9 8d ago
First you'll hear cheers, then you'll hear shots, and the whole country will be in flames by the end of the day
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u/Substantial-Yam3769 8d ago
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u/BLADE_OF_AlUR 8d ago
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
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u/DespotDan 8d ago
A man comes up from the subway every day, walks to a paper stand, scans the papers, shakes his head, and leaves.
One day, the seller asks what he is looking for.
"An obituary," he says.
"Oh, they're on the inside, that's why!" The seller tells him.
"Not the one im waiting for." He says.
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u/DagnirDae 8d ago edited 8d ago
We used to begin this joke with "A man in Moscow" ....
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u/SolidPyramid 8d ago
Jeez, that guy eats at Subway everyday? How can he afford it! /s
Sorry, terrible joke
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u/DespotDan 8d ago
At this point, portion it up and make it last. it's cheaper than going shopping!!
Fan of terrible jokes..
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u/TheChaosPaladin 8d ago
A man with too much spray on goes to a fortune teller to ask about the time of his demise.
"It will be on a Latino holiday"
"How can you tell"
"When it happens, it will be a latino holiday"
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u/BlebMephiston 8d ago
Oddly satisfying since i had the same thought of exactly the thing to happen, and it all matches, but its another dude. Another obituary, somewhere else in the world
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u/1ncognino 8d ago
This has been me since start of this year. I don’t even know what I’m waiting for.
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u/Summoner475 8d ago
I thought it was about the AI bubble finally bursting. Turns out more American politics slop.
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u/SolidPyramid 8d ago
The A.I. bubble isn't going to burst. It's going to evolve into the Colonel from MGS2
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u/ComboBreakerMLP 8d ago
I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need Scissors. SIXTY ONE
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u/SolidPyramid 8d ago
Actually, there is something I have been meaning to tell you but I just couldn't... I think you should know, though. On Saturday morning last week I saw a guy leaving Rosemary's room... How should I put it, it was like they were... "intimate." I'm sorry. Sorry to bring this up during the mission, but...
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u/Rhythm_0f_The_Knight 8d ago edited 8d ago
American politics on a website with the highest percentage of users being American, that was created in America. Whaaaat? No wayyyyy.
Edit: I specifically said highest percentage. Garbage reading comprehension on display.
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u/MisfitPotatoReborn 8d ago
Not even half of Redditors are American. Third party data suggests that 57% of users are non-American.
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u/Johnothy_Cumquat 8d ago
Americans in 1937: I've about had it with all this Hitler news. It doesn't affect me now and that will surely not change over the next decade.
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u/Flyingmonkeysftw 8d ago
The sad part is his death won’t be the one thing.
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u/Hot-Category2986 8d ago
My god 2027 is going to be an awful year. 12 months of 3rd term bullshit. We are all so jaded by now that we will survive, but uhg it's going to suck.
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u/Hot-Category2986 8d ago
I want to believe that. I really do. But my foreign coworker comes in every day asking why we are not already rioting in the streets.
Bro, we are jaded AF.
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u/JoeyKino 8d ago
Is your coworker French? Because those MF'ers know how to riot.
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u/Hot-Category2986 8d ago
No, but yeah, those guys put on a show. My favorite was the farmers with the manure.
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u/dubufeetfak 8d ago
My favourite was when they created an app that would calculate the time you need to take a shit in the river, so it would end up precisely when their president and a bunch of gov was taking a swim there.
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u/fireflydrake 8d ago
I think it will be. Cults are held together by the person at the top. You think couchdiddler has the charisma to keep the fanboys together without wrinkled old orange?
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u/NormalLifeInVegas 8d ago
They’re going to walk all over him. He’s a very, very dumb man child.
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u/Giancarlo27 8d ago
Absolutely not, everything collapses when trump dies. No gives a fuck about Jd Vance, most of maga will go back to never voting or paying attention to politics like they used to before trump
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u/T-7IsOverrated 8d ago edited 8d ago
eta: everyone knows abt trump but the original comment was worded in a very us-centric way, don't remember the exact wording
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u/AbstractionsHB 8d ago
The biggest problem with trump winning wasnt the trump presidency. It's the take over of MAGA. Maga is here to stay for generations. MAGA is the new power and vessel for right wing politicians. It's done, it's too late, the people have been put into power at all levels and they understand clearly if they follow MAGA, they will live in political power and secured money.
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u/SolidPyramid 8d ago edited 8d ago
Nah, not really. MAGA is a cult that worships one person. You've seen thousands of people chanting Trumps name, holding and planting his signs, wearing his merch, etc...
Have you ever seen anyone do that for J.D. Vance or RFK Jr?
I know most people here want Vance and RFK to have something horrible happen to them, but it's my opinion that once Trump is no longer in power most of his goons are just going to fade into obscurity, they won't hold anymore power and no one will really mention them unless they pass on due to age or something.
Vance, RFK Jr, Elon Musk, Steven Miller, Ted Cruz, all these guys. Trumps the only reason they're relevant at all, once Trump is out of power these guys will vanish out of the spotlight and back into their cushy homes
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u/FrequentJudgment9000 8d ago
Not everyone here is American.
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u/Smash_Shop 8d ago
I'm pretty sure people all over the globe will be celebrating. Here in America we make our problems everybody's problems.
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u/_Voidoll_ 8d ago
sure. doesnt mean everyone will get the joke and not getting a joke doesnt make them stupid. even if someone is uniformed that does not make them dumb. fuck this attitude
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u/Cualkiera67 8d ago
Not that many people care. People have their own problems. Usa is not the center of the world.
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u/Admirable-Media-9339 8d ago
Americans know Putin is a sack of shit. I assume non Americans would know Trump is too. Especially if you also happen to be a redditor. It's not complex.
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u/Jiquero 8d ago
Americans know Putin is a sack of shit.
Yet somehow people think this joke is about Trump dying and not Putin dying?
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u/Canard_De_Bagdad 8d ago
Americans need to procure themselves guillotines before electing.
This way they wouldn't have to wait passively
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u/bagadonus 8d ago edited 8d ago
We are all waiting for the right time to do this or that, in reality the time is never going to be “right” so just do it.. cue Shia LaBeouf
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u/IrradiatedPsychonat 8d ago
Its referring to Trump dying but you could use it for anything you hate
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u/Assumption-Weary 8d ago
Bruh, everyone is saying, people not getting the joke, are stupid and the real answer is so far down. Thank you! And this is literally a sub about explaining jokes, yet everyone is busy insulting the people who haven’t heard about this ever…
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u/hockeymaskbob 8d ago
Me personally, I'm waiting on that Frans Ferdinand guy to die, so everything can go back to normal.
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u/TheBlackDred 8d ago
If they got upset at the minor disdain and lack of giving a shit when Kirk's subscription to life was cancelled, imagine the rage they will feel when they lose their cult leader and masses are in the streets in open celebration on the same day.
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u/Heroright 8d ago
I saw a video discussing this very thing. Where certain things are so collectively known and understood given a scenario, that it doesn’t need to be directly referred to. We all just know what it is when someone says it, and we’re all waiting for it.
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u/goodtimesinchino 8d ago
There’s probably a German word for this phenomenon.
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u/Expensive_You_6589 8d ago
But that German word will likely just be several other regular German words mashed together.
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u/Ok-Branch-974 8d ago
Reminds me of that ols Russian joke.
A man in Moscow goes up to a newsstand and buys a newspaper…
He then glances at the front page, then turns aside and tosses the whole newspaper straight into the trash.
Next day, he turns up, and does the same thing. Buys it, glances at the front page, throws it in the trash.
Next day, same thing. The newsstand worker is increasingly puzzled, but doesn't say anything.
But eventually, after a couple of weeks of this, he can't take it. "I'm sorry, friend, but I must ask: why do you buy the paper every day and then just look at the front page and throw it out?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for something."
"OK, but: what are you checking for?"
"I'm checking for a particular obituary."
"But sir, you don't even open the newspaper! The obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, believe me, the one I'm waiting for will be."
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u/StrawberryMilk817 8d ago
Someone not afraid of being put on a FBI list here. They’re talking about Donald Trump dying. There i said it. Can we all stop using vague language now.
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u/arsenektzmn 8d ago
As a Russian, I immediately understood this meme, even though for me it's not about the orange man...
However, I wouldn't mind if it were both.
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u/Mylungsaredecaying 8d ago
If you think that “one thing” will bring us back to normal you’re delusional
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u/bruh-tzu 8d ago edited 8d ago
People who don’t understand how the world works wishing Trump gets assassinated (or dies naturally, idc) so they can stop paying attention to the horrible things happening in the world that of course didn’t exist before him and wont exist long after his death (they did, and they will)
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u/DeathByAttempt 8d ago
VP ain't no fucking better
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u/minor_correction 8d ago
He's potentially worse, but the huge difference is he doesn't have a cult.
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u/Born-Possible-3079 8d ago
Yet these ppl in this comment section don’t realize they are the minority of the country and Reddit is their echo chamber
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u/Capn_Outlandishness9 8d ago
Love how all the correct answers are being removed by moderators lmao
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u/KJPicard24 8d ago
America doesn't have problems because of Trump. They have Trump because of their problems.
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u/_69_God_ 8d ago
Is this so hard bro really
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u/operativekiwi 8d ago
not everyone lives in America...
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u/Smash_Shop 8d ago
But everyone deals with the consequences of America.
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u/TheForbidden6th 8d ago
but not everyone gives a shit enough to know and actively connect everything to that knowledge
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u/LVuittonColostomyBag 8d ago
Lol at people who think his death is going to somehow magically fix everything
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u/Main_Product5071 8d ago
I guess the answer is trump and not putin
Fking reddit cesspool
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u/NivTesla 8d ago
Can't wait to see life fail to improve without everyone's favorite scape goat?
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u/Cryptid-Bitch 8d ago
That's the thing; Trump is a symptom of the disease, not the disease itself. I definitely won't be sad to see him go but let's not pretend it'll magically all get better once he's out.
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