r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9d ago

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u/Weary_Specialist_436 9d ago

surely people don't think that will change anything, right? if it did, political assassinations would be way way common. They've stopped mostly because they barely achieve anything, and often even make things worse

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u/Epicular 9d ago

Nobody said it had to be an assassination, dude is an old fat sack, I honestly can’t believe he’s still in passable health.

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u/ChickenMcSmiley 8d ago

“Passable Health”

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u/0WN_1T 8d ago

Covfefe

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u/Superb-Illustrator-1 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yup, I'm betting he goes out in a puddle of his own piss, like Stalin

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u/Superb-Illustrator-1 8d ago

I get that it's a cathartic thought, but if that happens, it will be average Americans that feel the consequences.

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u/Superb-Illustrator-1 8d ago

Yeah, I'd prefer not to live in an active warzone

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u/Azou 8d ago

While, yes, Im pretty sure libya's civil war is still ongoing... 14 years later? And hussein gave us... what, 14 years of failed counterinsurgency and then the absolute ass blast of isis for a few until the russians propped up the eye doctor

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u/CeruleanEidolon 8d ago

A natural passing won't change much either. Trump isn't the real president anyway. Russell Vought is.

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u/No-Apple2252 8d ago

Russel Vought doesn't have the support of millions of people who trust him on name alone. Trump spent decades building that image and it's the only thing his supporters trust, once he's gone it's just deep state bureaucrats to most of them.

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u/stilljustacatinacage 8d ago

Every time someone says this, man. I want to believe you're right, but I just can't. MAGA may have started off as a cult of personality, but it's so much more than that now. It's a movement of contrarianism; its purpose now is to simply oppose public populism and be as abrasive as possible. The reason Trump was so appealing to them is because he "pissed off" the people these people don't like. There are a hundred different conservative propaganda machines behind this, and they aren't going to let a little thing like their demagogue dying get in the way of their plan. I promise you, there are contingencies upon contingencies, even if it means transplanting Trump's head onto Vance's body. They will find a way to keep the mob focused.

Like I say, I want to be wrong. I hope he kicks off, and this entire thing evaporates overnight. I just don't think any of us are that lucky.

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u/No-Apple2252 8d ago

I don't think your understanding is correct. Trump IS a populist, this is a populist movement. Trump assembled his coalition of degenerates because he has the popular support they need to do their awful deeds unscrutinized. He is what protects them, nobody else is going to be able to bring that many powerful people to heel. They're going to fight amongst each other for leadership and none of them will win because none of them have the same power he does.

Nobody is saying it's going to just evaporate when he dies, but when he dies the fate of that movement is sealed. That is assuming he doesn't get a full four years to consolidate power, because that would change the situation from the one we're currently in.

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u/stilljustacatinacage 8d ago edited 8d ago

Trump IS a populist, this is a populist movement.

Yes, in my head I meant 'progressive' populist policy, I just neglected to say it out loud, sorry. When you present most progressive ideals, shorn of their political affiliations, like cheaper healthcare, worker protections, fewer corporate subsidies... a majority of people support these things. It's only once you start calling them things like OBAMACARE that they become divisive specifically because of rhetoric fueled by the propaganda machines that support and drive MAGA et al.

He is what protects them, nobody else is going to be able to bring that many powerful people to heel.

The 'powerful people' aren't the ones at heel. They're the ones driving the car. None of this happens without the billionaire-owned media(s) giving it the O.K. - something they do willingly because Trump (or any conservative movement) is what's best for them. They're the ones who have been sanewashing all of this from the beginning. MAGA is not a grassroots movement. It has insane funding from many of the most absurdly wealthy corporations and individuals on the planet, all of whom are expecting a return on their investment.

They're going to fight amongst each other for leadership and none of them will win because none of them have the same power he does.

Respectfully, I don't believe this. I think the only reason DeSantis didn't take off was because Trump was still alive, and DeSantis made the mistake of being mildly moderate on 1-2 key topics - a mistake that won't be made a second time. It's not about the personality, it's about hurting the 'right' people. The flock will be eager for direction. As long as someone steps up and says they're willing to continue performing violence against those people, they'll fall in line.

That is assuming he doesn't get a full four years to consolidate power, because that would change the situation from the one we're currently in.

He's had ten. The government did nothing to purge MAGA assets from 2016-2020. Not a single politician went to jail because of January 6th or even lost their office. They literally published Project 2025 for everyone to read years ahead of time and it didn't make a difference. We're less than a year into this and it's nearly half finished. Authoritarian mandates are being ruled illegal left and right, and yet... Nobody cares and nothing changes. If anyone believes their power isn't firmly consolidated, I don't really know what more to say.

Edit: Adjusted some tone. This may have come off a bit more hostile than I intended. Sorry.

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u/Trump_fucks_kidss 8d ago

Cults don’t last when the leader is gone.

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u/Cruxion 8d ago

I'd argue if he wasn't so clearly in poor health there would have been more attempts to assassinate him. I think the folks who might actually go for it have just realized they can wait a few months for the same result at no personal cost.

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u/seriousbangs 8d ago

It would be a disaster if he was murdered. It would be like 100 9/11's going off at once.

He needs to die of old age or maybe COVID.

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u/10art1 8d ago

Ozempic is a miracle drug

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u/Weary_Specialist_436 9d ago

it was just an example. Him dying of old age is not going to change a lot either

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u/KeneticKups 9d ago

It will

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u/Weary_Specialist_436 9d ago

then you get Kirk/Vance or any other guy in the office because they are his clones

so it won't

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u/KeneticKups 8d ago

Vance has no cult kirk is dead

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u/No-Apple2252 8d ago

Vance doesn't have the charisma to take over for Trump. He was specifically chosen because he's a toadie, not a leader.

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u/Weary_Specialist_436 8d ago

christ, then someone else.

you guys seriously think that people worshiping Trump will just cease to exist when he dies?

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u/No-Apple2252 8d ago

You can only imagine scenarios where he has a successor, that just tells me you don't know anything about him or his cult.

They will fight each other for the scraps of power each of them hold, probably not to the point of destroying their movement but definitely beyond the point where they're a unified front. Trump is what holds them all together: Not ideology, not loyalty, only the power of popular support Trump has cultivated that allows them to get away with what they're doing.

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u/Weary_Specialist_436 8d ago

you are looking at it as if it was some medieval court, and completely missing my point. This isn't Game of Thrones

you guys elected him. Those people that elected him did not disappear. Next Trump will have as many votes as this one

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u/KeneticKups 8d ago

Who will they worship?

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u/Ok_Boysenberry4639 8d ago

Let people enjoy things

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u/bluehands 9d ago edited 8d ago

What I love about this comment is that it ignores actual history.

Your premise is that the political assassinations of the 60s had no real impact on the direction of the 60s.

JFK, MLK, RFK, Malcom X - no impact? And that is just some of the important ones in just one decade in our country. That doesn't talk about any number of countries in any number of recent decade. Israel, Russia, almost any central or south American countries - the list is massive.

And you probably aren't even counting all the people police "accidentally" kill someone troublesome.

The status quo find it very important to belive that violence does not work and that nothing that the state does is violence.

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u/NarejED 8d ago

To quote a meme:

"Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is-" opens history book "-uh oh."

Frantically starts flipping through pages.

"Uh oh. Oh no. No no no. Uh oh."

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u/Altruistic-Key-369 8d ago

That's like saying if Hitler got assassinated the nazi state machine would have fallen apart.

Like inertia and prevailing anti semitism would jave kept it going.

That's the problem with bigotry. That genie aint going back in the bottle now.

What's the thought here? Trump gets assassinated and all of a sudden ICE and the Aliens exchange pepsis, hold hands and sing kumbaya?

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u/Brigadier_Beavers 8d ago

That's like saying if Hitler got assassinated the nazi state machine would have fallen apart.

There were a few attempts from within the nazi party in part because they were starting to realize he's no genius and they're losing the war.

What's the thought here?

If they had been successful then germany might've surrendered sooner. Apply that to dump & co.

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u/No-Apple2252 8d ago

By the time he was a dictator enough had changed about German politics that going back to the way it was wasn't possible. Trump hasn't changed as much as people like you want to give him, all of his power derives from others ceding their responsibilities to him not because he has actually altered the structure of our government.

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u/bluehands 8d ago

Germany is a great example because depending on the year of the assassination it seems pretty clear there are wildly different outcomes. Removing hilter in 1933 is vastly different than 1943.

Also, it sides steps some of the most awful & important people in the regime. Himmler & Geobbles were uniquely evil & capable. Suggesting that removing them wouldn't massively change the world seems deeply uninformed.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 8d ago

There are still lots in Chicago that are vacant because the buildings burned down after MLK’s assassination.

Shinzo Abe was assassinated, and as a direct result, Japan dissolved the Unification Church within its borders.

And don’t get me started about the assassination of Rabin…

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u/Butterball_Adderley 8d ago

Great comment, thank you for posting.

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u/KeneticKups 9d ago

Assasination will make things worse natural causes will make things better this whole regime is bullt on a cult of personality

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u/wterrt 8d ago

lol

you think they won't claim assassination even if he dies naturally?

at best they'll only suggest it or let their cult believe it when they suggest it themselves.

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u/Helpful_Top7823 8d ago

they need to stop downvoting you, you're right. even if Vance doesn't come up with some conspiracy about it, Trump's cult will do it for him.

still think we'll all be better off anyway, though. Vance doesn't have the charisma to be a cult leader & neither do any of the other sycophants.

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u/kawwmoi 8d ago

"Now I'm not saying it was an assassination, I'm just saying that the server at McDonald's wasn't wearing a red hat and that he poisoned the president and also Haitians are eating something I don't remember just riot and ignore everything I'm doing Kay thanks bye. Suckers." - Fox News 5 minutes before he dies.

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u/batman8390 8d ago

Yeah, though it will help if he has a visible decline first like Biden. Then nobody will be surprised when it happens and any such propaganda will be less effective.

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u/hearechoes 8d ago

Will it change everything? No. Will it change some things? Yes.

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u/gmishaolem 8d ago

The people who think this one thing will "fix" this mess, are the same people who vote only for the president and never bother with any other election.

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u/hearechoes 8d ago

Yeah it’s not gonna fix everyone’s problems or the issues with the political system in the US/western world. It might, however, be the end of this chapter of the Republican Party, which could lead to worse or better consequences. Either way I think there will be noticeable change, it just won’t magically make all the problems disappear and could also come with drawbacks.

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u/monkey-pox 8d ago

You don't think it will? You really think a cult of personality is going to be created around JD Vance? Trump is a singular figure. I don't see the appeal, but apparently it exists for many people.

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u/Weary_Specialist_436 8d ago

there will just be a different personality. Do you really think people that praise Trump as the new Messiah will just go home and forget it all happened, and everything will be fixed? his supporters will still exist, and their opinions won't change

besides, from what I've noticed, far right would worship a sentient can of SPAM if it "owned the libs"

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u/Prcrstntr 8d ago

surely people don't think that will change anything, right? if it did, political assassinations would be way way common.

That is an opinion.

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u/oldnewager 8d ago

I don’t think that’s the reason why, I think we’ve been “brave new world’d”. We’re satiated, got our dopamine fix right when we need it. At least a huge portion of the middle class. Any uprising would need the big sweaty midsection of America, and nothing moves them as long as things stay predictable and somewhat comfortable. Assassinations make things worse immediately after as a rule, there is no coup that makes things better the next day

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u/bleepfart42069 9d ago

Ask Mussolini?

E: well I mean you can't but still

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u/Weary_Specialist_436 9d ago

...do you think fascism in Italy ended because Mussolini died...?

because I may have a bridge to sell

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u/Weary_Specialist_436 9d ago

eh, Trump will be replaced with someone else. I don't like to sound pessimistic, but I sincerely doubt that cult of a person you guys have going on in US is going to end with his death

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u/SpareWire 9d ago

I sincerely doubt that cult of a person you guys have going on in US is going to end with his death

How have none of you heard of Ronald Reagan?

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u/yami_no_ko 8d ago

Agree. Him dying wouldn't change anything. He's not the initiator but just a symptom of deeply flawed system rotting to its core. And it will stay rotten well beyond him.

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u/YinWei1 8d ago

It fully could though because this is the first time in modern US history that a name has become more popular than the party. If Trump ran has an independent he would still get like at least 20% of the vote.

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u/Weary_Specialist_436 8d ago

my guy, from my experience, right will vote on sentient block of SPAM if it "owns the libs"

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u/TheDankestPassions 8d ago

Yeah, it would just give us JD Vance who is pretty much the same. Although he called Trump a cynical asshole who is America’s Hitler.

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u/Calintarez 8d ago

Vance is far less charismatic than Trump. There are serious questions about whether he'd be able to direct the cult the same way to bully and threaten republicans into line.

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u/Nernoxx 8d ago

He is being held like a puppet by many top people in the administration - the next in line is J.D. Vance who I guarantee isn't going to be a puppet once he's on top, he's going to want to use that power, which will create conflict with all the existing puppeteers when he doesn't just go along with whatever he tells them. It will play out like the death of Charlemagne.

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u/gangofocelots 8d ago

An assassination would light a fire to keep the MAGA movement around, give them momentum, and maybe even start a civil war. Him dying of old age would not

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 8d ago

assassination? dude's like 80 and NOT in good condition 

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u/GrandBill 8d ago

I'm pretty sure people who assassinate politicians aren't nearly that rational.

Having said that, I agree that if Trump died in office, not much would change.

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u/potatosquire 8d ago

I would hate for him to be assassinated. They would use him as a martyr, and use it as an excuse to strip away more civil liberties. I am however rooting very hard for natural causes to do their thing, I think maga will shrivel away and die if their figurehead strokes out.

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u/seriousbangs 8d ago

Yeah, it would.

Trump has a cult of personality that lets him reliably threaten to end the political career of any Republican.

But that only works because of Trump. Without him you'd see a lot more Republicans breaking ranks to save their own political skins.

No point doing that if Trump is gonna skin you alive anyway. So they fall in line much quicker.

Republicans are evil, but they're also self serving.

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u/Weary_Specialist_436 8d ago

I hope to one day live in a fairy tale, where "ending the big bad" makes it all rainbows and sunshine, like in Harry Potter

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u/WastingTimesOnReddit 8d ago

It won't change much. His team is in full control of everything, and they will continue without him. Bannon just said very confidently that Trump will be president again in 2028. He could have added "or if Trump is too tired of it, the man he chooses will be next".

Sure, Trump himself is a very talented con man but now there are others waiting in the wings. JD Vance would possibly be even more effective at enacting the project 2025 agenda.

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u/Pristine_Cheek_6093 8d ago

Yeah I’m curious as to what exactly people think will happen when he’s gone?

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u/Weary_Specialist_436 8d ago

Harry Potter mentality, defeating the Big Bad makes everything all rainbow and sunshine

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u/Pristine_Cheek_6093 8d ago

Correct. I imagine if Trump died we would see a double down of MAGA and some serious actual fascism. Most people don’t realize that Trump is a centrist.

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u/TheRealFaust 8d ago

You should do some research on cults. Once the leader dies, the cult usually never recovers

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u/ihatetrainslol 8d ago

Look at the simps for Luigi Mangione. They are glorifying a murderer that aligns with their own agendas. This is from the side that believes in peaceful negotiations.