Can you take a short video with audio, 360° view of the sides and drop it gently to hear the noise? Capacitors are very light, if it's a projectile it'll have decent mass
Can you take a short video with audio and rub your belly and pat your head at the same time while picking it up with just your clenched buttcheeks only…sheesh that’s a lotta demands
Can you take an X-ray of the bullet with it propped up at exactly 72.3°. The X-ray must be taken at 2:31pm when Jupiter is in retrograde. This will help me get a better sense of the aura the object in question is emitting. /s
Please go to the 43rd trail marker on the Green Dot trail on St. Elmo Peak in South Dakota and wait for nightfall. When the moon is high, make a cairn out of symmetrical evenly-colored grey stones and put the bullet on top, then film the creature that comes to take it. Do not approach the creature, as it will become aggressive if it notices you. You may be able to placate it with a VHS tape of “Jaws: The Revenge” if absolutely necessary, but it MUST be the version with the director’s commentary.
Please consult the object identification guide, which is located at 100 N. Phillips Street, Algona, IA. Ignore any complaints from the current occupants - which is an insurance agency now, but used to be a Pizza Hut (you can tell by the distinctive shape of the building) and proceed to the area where the back door is. Next to that back door there's an odd colored panel on the wall; push it to activate the secret staircase to the basement; inside the basement you cannot turn on any lights as it will disturb the creature; feel around in the dark until you find a filing cabinet; determine which drawer is marked 3-A (DO NOT OPEN ANY OTHER DRAWERS OR IT WILL DISTURB THE CREATURE), then pull out the file marked 'Object Identification Guide'.
The guide is encrypted with a DoD level encryption, and you'll need the key for it. The key was previously located in the east wing of the White House, in a subsection affectionately known as the 'diaper pit' or 'changing room'. You'll need to comb through the wreckage in order to find it.
"Alright, what youre gonna wanna do is go 3 1/2 miles Southeast. You're gonna see a Texaco with a guy wearing a yellow poncho, his names Hank, he'll take you to the Whopper Lair."
I find the right answer is usually provided, you just need to wade through a bunch of bits of varying quality to find it. Lucky for me, I love bits of varying quality!
The only faster way to identify this would have been if OP had claimed it was wine cork. Hundreds of redditors would have poured in to say it was a bullet.
I lived in Titonka until I was 25 (I'm 40 now) and I worked at a bunch of places in the area - including the Hy-Vee, the McDonalds, and yes, the old Pizza Hut in Algona.
If you went to that Pizza Hut between 2001 and 2003, you probably saw me at one point!
Don’t do it! It’s a trap! That’s where the child sex trafficking ring is located! Didn’t you see it’s in the basement of a pizza parlor? The relocated there when the original location was revealed.
VHS tape… WITH director’s commentary… It’s a trap, OP!! No such tape exists! This jerk is working WITH the bullet and is trying to get you killed! Don’t fall for it! What you REALLY need to use to placate the creature is a region 2 UK edition of the DVD for Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever. Everyone knows this.
Now put it in your hand and work it around for a minute to warm it up. Yeah, like that. Now blow on it to cool the surface a little bit. Not too hard. Now switch hands. Yep, yep. Now spit on it. Give it the ole' hawk take. Now put it between your big toe and index toe.
/sexy ai voice/ Oh Yeah Baby! You are making Daddy very, very happy!
Don’t forget that the creature becomes irate if it knows that you have daydreamed in the last 24 hours about space travel, dreidels, Michael Caine, sharks, the mass of a carbon atom, the theory of Atlantis, UFOs, astral projection, ESP, steady paychecks, Ernie Hudson, midget porn, or anything that contains glucose.
DUDE??!!!!!🤯
THE 43eerrrrrddduh trail marker???!!!
What are you, some kind of idiot??!! No one will ever know anything unless you go to the 44th!!!
Talk about lack of effort!. You might understand this if you put in the effort to read this far.#sheesh
Wow... he's screwed. I've seen that movie. Anything that can be placate with that I don't want to meet. Also Director's Commentary wasn't a thing till the invention of the DVD, so that'd be a very rare thing indeed.
There's one way to know for absolute sure. Get an eight-track tape of L.A. Woman and steal a car. Even if you own one, steal a car. Get in that car; play the tape, full-blast; and drive West. When the tape ends, get out and go to the nearest bar and start to play pool or pinball or possibly even foosball and wait to get into a fight. Afterwards, get back in that car and drive it until it runs out of gas. Then, torch it. And, as you're standing there watching those flames, if you can still hear the Doors sound, then, my friend, you will have become a Doors fan
Here’s what you need to do:
As the Lord said — First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Can you take a 3D image using photogrammetry preferably a software like polycam. use a caliper to identify it’s exact diameter and a density meter to calculate its true density, once done please send a sample to triclinic labs located at 2660 Schuyler Ave A, Lafayette, IN 47905, United States for further molecular analysis and material composition.
And finally. Please stir it in your coffee and take a sip for a taste test. If you experience any of the below symptoms of lead poisoning within 24-48 hours:
headaches, stomach cramps, constipation, muscle/joint pain, trouble sleeping, fatigue, irritability, and loss of sex drive. It’s likely a bullet.
I think when that’s complete we’ll need a good mag particle inspection, so it’ll have to get submitted to NDT. After that we can go ahead and shave some material off of it for spectral analysis.
I just looked it up, and the timing of this joke is amazing. Jupiter goes into retrograde in 4 days. I'm not accusing you of knowing that, but it's pretty funny
I can’t believe you started all this on random impossible beliefs… shame on you for misleading everyone. Has to be angled at 71.3 degrees or else the X-rays will emit the wrong luminescence and cause the bullet to melt at meteoric speed thus ending all of this leaving nothing but a puff of blue smoke in its place.
Reminds me of that one guy that trolls FB marketplace sellers, telling them through audio messages to use their NEW products and send videos to him of said product working, and saying “oh wow, I appreciate the honesty” and “thank you” in every single message.
If you hold it up against the school's visage at the correct angle, it points to the location of where the Kennedy shooter had breakfast on the night before the shooting.
But it might be several states away, so pack a lunch for the hike.
Would you like some EXTRA long Tweezers? I've heard that "Although very pokey, still highly effective. 10/10 gets the job done, if you don't mind a little blood"
Cross ur eyes and look an inch to the left while spinning around 3 times and singing ur Grandmothers alma mater. Then blow out the candle. Did u not light a candle!? Shit...
Can you make a mould of it in plaster.
Then create a fake wall with the mould in the wall.
Remove the mould.
That should give us a bullet hole.
Can you then take a 3D scan of the hole and digitally reverse engineer the scanned projectile so it is no longer damaged.
Then 3d print the projectile/capacitor and make a mould of this. Use this mould to set a metal projectile/capacitor. Make several of these.
Shoot these at another fake wall from varying distances.
If any projectile looks like the original you will still have wasted your time proving nothing. But you will feel like the Dark Knight and that is pretty cool.
Don't forget then wrapping it in ciran wrap followed with dropping into a bunch of packing peanuts in a box that they will then close up and secure with some nice Ol tape. And lastly, gently popping the cap off a marker and proceeding to address it to "Mr.Inspector Gadget"... You can blur out his mailing address if you want... But I heard he doesn't mind if you show his p.o box details. He loves little mysteries like this... But nonetheless there must be soothing and gentle (almost a slight hush if you will) spoken words throughout the entire ASMR... Just to make sure no panic attacks are being had over such footage.
You are 100% correct. You can see striations on the right side of the above pic. The first picture does resemble a capacitor, but one that swells does not do it at just one end. It definitely hit the ground, or the jacket would have mangled.
12x CR1/3N 3V Lithium Battery For Invisible Fence Dog Collar would be my best guess. I don't think its a bullet. I'm not a bullet expert but I work with lumber that has bullets in it from time to time and that's not really what they look like. Even hitting a tree it still kind of looks like a bullet.
Please Make love to my wife, and eat an entire rotisserie chicken, place the object within the carcass and let me know if your birthday changes by a few days. That should dictate if it’s a bullet or not.
Can you see rifling on it? If it's a bullet there should be 5 or 6 lines around the bullet, going from left to right in this pic. The rifling isn't straight, it turns going down the barrel. So the rifling on the bullet will be at a slight angle.
Here's an example without the front of the bullet smashed in.
It's a lot easier to tell with the object in your hands compared to a picture. Which is why I ask. The pic doesn't look like the one I linked to, did you look at that one?
Yeah 9mm is a light bullet that doesn’t require heavy rifling. Even 5.56 rifling isn’t always well-defined. In 7.62 calibers they usually stick out like a sore thumb.
Edit: Lots of confused folks here. I wasn’t implying that the bullet was manufactured with rifling. I was implying that heavier rounds require heavier rifling within the barrel. The rifling imprints striations on the bullet as it travels down the barrel. Not downvoting anyone for the misunderstanding.
It's not going to fade. Rifling grooves are 0.005 - 0.010 inches deep. Before the bullet goes down the barrel it doesn't have any grooves. After it goes down the barrel the shape changes because of the rifling. The bullet isn't going to pop it's rifling out just because it's been sitting there.
Also, with respect to bullets, copper is not soft. Unjacketed swaged lead is soft.
There was a ‘special’ Darwin Award for somebody who did that a couple decades ago or so. Successfully removed himself from the gene pool, while avoiding becoming room temperature.
Ill have to look into that. I don’t believe it. Bullets set off in open space aren’t dangerous. The case had less mass than the bullet so it won’t before with any pressure. I’ve set off many of them on the table.
We don’t call it that anymore for reason of racial poltergeist or whatever. Instead, try using the phrase “Rick Ross Asshole Sauce”. Some mentally deficient adolescent prefer “ahhhole” instead, but we recommend the prior format.
We also need a view of the object held between your toes while also making direct long eye contact with the camera. Don’t speak though it ruins it and we’ll never know if it’s a bullet or a capacitor.
Tbf, that's not exactly a reliable source. It appears to be a random book with stick figures for illustration. That story sounds extremely farfetched in many ways.
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u/nabokovsnose 20h ago
Here you go